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usernameswift

@usernameswift@pleromer.net

Enjoyer of :xf_freebsd:; writer of free software; honorary lesbian :verifiedlesbian: (thank you, Natty); Expert en Francopubliage; aspiring linguist; québécoise honoraire; programmer of C

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The name's Eris, though "Swif" (as coined by @yassie_j) works as well.

My profile picture is the Haskell logo modified to be four of the colours of the aroace pride flag (dark blue, light blue, yellow, and orange). It was inspired by @flora

-- Anything of importance in the bio ends here --

"eris is the next god i swear" - @lilith_anne
"can you please please just be a normal person" - @sabbyblue
"eris legit might be an ai trained on freebsd forums" - @halva
"i sign the petition that calls for banning you" - @aks
"once again your abstinence to having a good experience has saved you from folly" - @Heliguy
"sorry i forgot you're weird" - @notsludgebomb
"i meant to react :blobfoxbonk: to a different post but you know what? this one deserves it too" - @starshine
"i still think you live inside what's left of my brain" - @astra
"If I was Interpol I would drone-strike you" - @yassie_j
"culturellement québécois" - @quasar

I do things at @va1ve sometimes

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Neko Atsume is a great way to pass the time while you wait for Steam to update a game, but for the love of god, why has it taken 20 min to unpack and patch in an update that was only 900 MB

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They piped it through every compression utility that some guy in the office had installed

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The 1 Big Mistake You Should Never, Ever Make With Your Passport

Using it to go to the US. Don't.

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You know, :3 is great and all but ع: has so much more personality

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>Click to see 1250 new posts

Mmmmmmmm

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Top ten glottal stops
Number 4
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GitHub bot that closes every issue with "it was probably a solar flare hitting your computer"

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Hello!

I used to be subtype, admin of the now defunct akko(.)hollow(.)capital. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Let’s see how this slightly different identity works.

I’m trying to get over my mental block around posting half-assed shit online, and to accept that it’s fine to have hyperfixations and switch them around before getting any good at anything in particular. So expect things like badly drawn pixel art or whatever.

I’ll also try to normalize being nice online and not live up to my domain name too much, but no promises here.

I hope this year will be better than the previous one.

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HTTP 410 Gone

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Create a statically linked version of hell.

I love GNU docs

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