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yeather, in Finland is going with an M4 derivative. It's a sad time for fans of European firearms design. Oh well, at least we'll get a Sako made M4.

The Bullpup has fallen, billions must experience a better gun design with nicer ergonomics and trigger groups.

Nanomerce,

but bullpups are so cool

mnemonicmonkeys,

Looks like someone never fired an X95 Tavor or an RDB

gravitas_deficiency, in The most credible death battle humanly possible

I’d put 100 on the Cessna getting a double kill before it gets smoked

bartolomeo, in Credible Cyber Offense

Wait is this community for actual claims with dubious credibility, or is it just a sarcastic name?

bbuez,

Congratulations, you are now noncredible

Bernie_Sandals,

It’s more like sometimes credible, it’s mostly just a meme community. I don’t think the actual r/credibledefense ever got moved over to lemmy, that was almost like r/askhistorians but for military stuff iirc.

bartolomeo,

Ok lol thanks

verity_kindle,

Welcome, you don’t have to be a plane pervert to join us, but it helps!

DavidGarcia, in Credible Cyber Offense

now do my country please 🥺

saltnotsugar, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

sbv,

Maybe it’s a navy tank?

saltnotsugar,

SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

sbv,

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

saltnotsugar,

COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

saltnotsugar, in Red Sea coalition members

Seychelles pulls up with 8 aircraft carriers.

eggymachus,

The Seychelles pull up their anchor and steam north

mkwt,

It’s not an aircraft carrier. It’s an aircraft carrying country.

SpicyPeaSoup, in Your thoughts?
@SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social avatar

Just run over the fucker if he's only 200m away.

Tanks are obsolete. Embrace killdozer.

deegeese,

It didn’t turn out well last time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

starman2112, (edited )

Friendly reminder that Marvin Heemeyer was a damn lunatic, in case there’s any killdozer enthusiasts here. If he didn’t kill anyone other than himself, it wasn’t for lack of trying. He had every reason to believe there were fucking children in that library, and he wanted them dead. Fuck Marvin Heemeyer, may be rot in hell forever.

Hazzia,

He had every reason to believe there were fucking children in that library

Damn he had the enemy set to easy mode and still could’nt raise his k/d ratio. L + skill issue.

Rakonat,

CIWS for every tank. Do it.

JoYo, in Your thoughts?
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

10 dudes in a bush vs 10 dudes in a bush.

SoupBrick,

We can fit more in one bush… Get the Clowns.

BatrickPateman,

Time to start a bush selling business. They gonna be in high demand.

kn33,

“Welcome to the Raytheon farm!”

Pxtl,
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

Or an agent orange business.

Estiar, in What is the USMC putting in the Crayolas these days?!?!

What about the Serbian war criminal? I want to know more

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

He was told, "War crimes are okay, but we're very strict on illegal immigration"

SkyezOpen,

Hey watch it, getting too credible.

Decoy321,
Milk_Sheikh, in We must protect ethnic Finns in Karelia

Do the Finns really want it back after Russia has had their way with the area for over 80 years?

Tar_alcaran,

According to a survey conducted by ProKarelia, the area has natural advantages that, under Finnish rule, would make it a centre of trade with Russia

I would suggest using a different argument

Famko,

“A centre of trade with Russia” is pretty useless if they decide to attack Finland over Karelia or have hostile relations with them over it.

Lorindol, (edited )

No, not really. The stolen Karelia is lost and we’ve made our peace with that fact.

There are a few idiots who nowadays mainly screech on the Internet and want to take it back, but about 99,9% of our population is content with the current borders

As is common to them, the Russians have not developed the infrastructure of the region and the old Finnish cities are in in pretty downbeat shape. The roads are in terrible condition (except the ones that lead to oligarch’s summer villas) and they’ve dumped their garbage everywhere. I’ve visited the fabled land of my ancestors and what I saw just made me sad.

Restoring Karelia even to a pre-WWII-level would take decades and probably cost tens of billions or even more. The population is almost purely ethnic Russians - what would we do with them?

If by some magic the land would be offered back to us, free of charge and without the current population, we would still be wary to take it. The old border basically went through the suburbs of St.Petersburg, that would eventually cause severe problems due to the unchanging nature of Russia. So no, let them keep it as long as they stay on their side of the border.

The last time they attacked we were unprepared and still they paid a heavy price. Now we’ve had almost 80 years to prepare our defenses, and we have oh so many glorious surprises ready if the need ever arises.

verity_kindle,

That is credible. Sorry about Karelia, it sounds like it WAS beautiful. Why did your country re open the border with Russia after recently closing it for about 2 weeks? They say it was due to illegal crossings? Your thoughts? Also, thanks for sending thousands of those little cube survival stoves to Ukranian forces, can you ship one to me COD? It’s 5C here.

cashews_best_nut,

Excellent trolling - I almost believed you were Finnish.

Lorindol,

Miksi luulet etten olisi? Eikä tapana ole ollut trollata, sen jätän ryssille ja vähämielisille.

Kusimulkku,

No we don’t. It’s too late

EmoDuck, in The time the chuds saved the world

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control

itslilith,

Out of the ordinary, I mean

uriel238, in Credible Cyber Offense

Someone tell me they didn’t have a viable backup system so I can giggle uncontrollably.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Credible Cyber Offense
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Uuuugh. What.

Big if true.

Do their election next.

bartolomeo, (edited )

You might be surprised to find out it has no effect on the outcome of the election

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Their last election went something like this:

Put your mark on the candidate you want for president.

  1. Putin.
  2. Putin.
  3. Putin.

Later that day.

The results are in, Putin won with 99.8%

Big_Boss_77,
@Big_Boss_77@kbin.social avatar

How did Pat Buchanan get 0.2% of the Russian vote?

BustinJiber,

It was also Putin

PaupersSerenade, in Montana Esequiba
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

Longtana

Sequentialsilence, in Montana Esequiba

Eh, we’ll trade some oil for some of that sweet, sweet maple syrup.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Do you mean the maple syrup they've been stealing for years from New York, Vermont, and Maine, thanks to the 49th Parallel?

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