diazepam,
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>search australia
>this pops up
@cassidyclown :abyss:

cassidyclown,
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@diazepam doesn't look that big to me

diazepam,
@diazepam@clubcyberia.co avatar

@cassidyclown they say it's the biggest in its species. its usually 1~4cm but this one is 7.9cm (i would faint if i ever saw a spider bigger than 2cm)

cassidyclown,
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@diazepam if you live in Australia, at some point you will walk into your living room and find this on the ceiling. Huntsman spiders can't really hurt you though. Trapdoors can kill you but there's antivenom so there's not much to worry about unless you're a baby.

diazepam,
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@cassidyclown have you actually seen this thing. huntsmen actually are a native species in Korea too but it's more of an urban legend in old dusty wet apartments and ive never seen it either

diazepam,
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@cassidyclown yeah this one, ive never seen them in person. i heard they eat roaches but hooooly shit man

The_Almighty_Kek,
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WTF is that? Its legs are all retarded

cassidyclown,
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@diazepam I've seen it a handful of times. Once on the ceiling in the living room as described, another time on a wall. I sort of saved a snail from one once as a kid - I was playing with the snail and put it on a tree and a huntsman came out of fucking nowhere from the other side of the trunk and I shitted myself and grabbed the snail and ran away.

cassidyclown,
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@diazepam we also have these huntsman wasps that eat huntsman spiders (they eat other spiders too but primarily huntsman spiders) - I've seen these more often than the actual huntsman spiders.

diazepam,
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@cassidyclown this is gonna fucking appear in my dreams tonight and im gonna fucking shit my bed:niggaabyss:

eidolon,
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@diazepam @cassidyclown last time I went to bed a spider dropped on my head

diazepam,
@diazepam@clubcyberia.co avatar

@eidolon @cassidyclown you really didnt have to tell me this im sorry for what ive done you could have just told me to kill myself instead of punishing me like this:niggaabyss:

eidolon,
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@diazepam @cassidyclown It's actually true. I actually check under my pillow and around my bed before I go to sleep because it's happened several times. But I'm paranoid like that. I think cassidy doesn't care.

diazepam,
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@eidolon @cassidyclown cassidy stop huffing petrol its done significant brain damage to you at this point:abyss:

cassidyclown,
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@diazepam @eidolon if you put a cup of petrol over a wasp nest it asphyxiates all the wasps and they drop dead - so I'm prepared for wasp attacks at all times

cassidyclown,
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@eidolon @diazepam the ones that drop on your head are always little and cute though, they can't hurt you

RustyCrab,
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@cassidyclown @eidolon @diazepam american standards for bugs are so much lower I am pretty sure I would die living in your house

RustyCrab,
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@cassidyclown @diazepam how do Austrians not just have a bunch of bullet holes in their ceiling from making sure these are dead

eidolon,
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@RustyCrab @cassidyclown @diazepam because we can't have guns (easily)

RustyCrab,
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@eidolon @cassidyclown @diazepam well thats why because your ceiling would be full of holes :niggaabyss:

eidolon,
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@RustyCrab @cassidyclown @diazepam actually very Australian logic

cassidyclown,
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@RustyCrab @diazepam huntsman spiders don't really freak me out since they won't bite you unless you try to get bitten and they're way too big just to not notice and get bitten by accident. Their bite isn't deadly anyway. Huntsman wasps are more spooky because they're a big wasp and are more likely to come to you.

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