moth, 5 months ago

alex, 5 months ago

@moth

video/webm

lunarised, 5 months ago

@alex @moth Hey Alex. Im a big fan

Can you do a Johnny Fever inspired video?

alex, 5 months ago

@lunarised @moth Fuck.

lunarised, 5 months ago

@alex @moth I'll wait in baited breath

alex, 5 months ago

@lunarised @moth You caught me in the right mood, but I don't know Johnny Fever well enough.

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Just drink a bottle of jack and call everyone a jew. Simple as.

graf, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @alex @moth @lunarised HEY
HEY
HEY
LISTEN
MAAAAN

poa.st/objects/d6452955-6eee-411b-b743-39ac69fb4b49

Myshkin, 5 months ago

I think Rum is his go to

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

> calls himself Irish
> drinks rum
SMFH 😒

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

i drink potatoes.

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

> Drinks potatoes
> Turns them into whiskey in vivo.
True potatonigger.

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

wussat shite called? autobrewery? where your body makes your drunk and what not. over here swimming in it m8

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

I think it can happen of you have diabetes.

Monsignor_DickFace, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @Alex_Fog @alex @Myshkin @moth @lunarised Happens to people on heavy antibiotic regimens as well. I heard the "best" way to cure it is a "fecal matter transplant". Basically you eat someone else's shit to reintroduce the proper gut microorganisms to the host body

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

"Eat shit and live"

Monsignor_DickFace, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @moth @lunarised Basically. Especially effective for the older population.

hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

I eat a lot of ass. Will that work?

dassauerkraut, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @Monsignor_DickFace @moth @lunarised
If you mean kissing judges ass, no I don't think that counts.

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

That's the last ass I'd kiss. I became a lawyer because I'm antisocial and hate authority.

dassauerkraut, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @Monsignor_DickFace @moth @lunarised
That's gotta be the most ironic reason to become a laywer I've ever seen.

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

I'll do what I want. 😏

Doll, 5 months ago

[Precedent needed.]

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Humpleupagus v. World, 14 F.U. 88 (2024)

Doll, 5 months ago

Valid.

Objection overruled, you may continue.

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

OBJECTION

Doll, 5 months ago

GROUNZ

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

YOUR HONOR IM DRUNK AND FORGOT HOW I GOT HERE

Doll, 5 months ago

I'll allow it.

Objection overruled.

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

👀
sits

Doll, 5 months ago

This is fun, I can see why Hump enjoys it so much.

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

He's a lawyer not a judge ya dumb broad

Doll, 5 months ago

Yes, I outrank him even when I'm pretending.

Also, cunt. ❤️

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Doll is such a cunt that she could swallow a bar stool just by sitting on it.

Doll, 5 months ago

[Answer: I am made of knives.]

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

Its true. You should see sui's penis

Doll, 5 months ago

He shows it to me frequently. He's quite proud of it.

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

Not you

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Sui has been circumcised seven times, and that's just since Saturday. 😏

dassauerkraut, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @Doll @ThisFuckinGuy @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @Monsignor_DickFace @moth @lunarised
TIL there is a secret jewish layer in hell, dug out in tunnels below the 7th layer.

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

I heard that they have a copy of the Torah printed entirely on foreskins.

Doll, 5 months ago

The scale of the project is massive, I have to work on it when I can. :ricardo_dance:

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Sui, 5 months ago

Oh yeah, I should check on that thing. Last I heard he was learning how to paraglide in some desert 🤷‍♂️

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

Sui, 5 months ago

Do I add that notch to the last count, or do I have to start a new tally?

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

what bout yer tally son?

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

Sui no one knows wtf we're talking about.

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

his tally.

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

Whacker?

Monsignor_DickFace, 5 months ago

@ThisFuckinGuy @Alex_Fog @Doll @Sui @Humpleupagus @alex @Myshkin @dassauerkraut @moth @lunarised No, whacked.

Alex_Fog, 5 months ago

how much whack could his tallywhacker whack if his tallywhacker could tally whack?

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

3

Monsignor_DickFace, 5 months ago

@Alex_Fog @Doll @Sui @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @alex @Myshkin @dassauerkraut @moth @lunarised What's that site where you pay people to say stuff for $5?

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Grindr

Doll, 5 months ago

Um.. OnlyFans? lol

Monsignor_DickFace, 5 months ago

@Doll @Sui @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @dassauerkraut @moth @lunarised Ew. No

I think they predate OF. That YT bassist Davey uses them a lot.

Doll, 5 months ago

I was joking, I have no legitimate guesses to your question. 🤷‍♀️

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Well... then make another illegitimate guess for our entertainment.

dassauerkraut, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @Monsignor_DickFace @moth @lunarised
Tell that to your state bar association.

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

No, I'm not going to do that. They need to catch me. 🤷‍♂️

Dan_Hulson, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @alex @Alex_Fog @Myshkin @Monsignor_DickFace @moth @lunarised Do you have any jobs available at your place?

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Yeah. A position just opened up.

JedDrudge, 5 months ago

A vodka man...?

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

True Irishmen can make whiskey from anything.

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

*drinks own piss

Damnit hes right

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Myshkin, 5 months ago

Something about being on a island makes you want to drink rum ☠️

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

What makes him have sex with men though?