sjw,
@sjw@bae.st avatar
dj,
@dj@parcero.bond avatar

Child rape is OK with them but flipping a light switch is the problem?

ChristiJunior,
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com avatar

@sjw Jews are all about shamelessly, gleefully violating the spirit of the law while claiming to have followed the letter of the law.

moth_ball,

@sjw
>The KosherSwitch group also faced allegations of misrepresenting rabbinic positions by doctoring their letters of endorsements and/or their endorsement videos.[17]
>KosherSwitch group has denied this and stated that they present letters and videos unedited and in their entirety.[18]
>In response KosherSwitch has accused several rabbis of spreading misinformation and blatant lies. Several rabbis who had initially endorsed or offered their blessings for the product later retracted their original endorsement.
>Those retractions have also been published by KosherSwitch on their website.
I'm about to get completely jokerified

Ripsnort,
@Ripsnort@poa.st avatar
blueblueskyeyesee,
@blueblueskyeyesee@yapstreams.com avatar

🇮🇹 ✝️ @sjw ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Is that jewish thing ? Says Sabbath on bottom switch.

sjw,
@sjw@bae.st avatar
koropokkur,
@koropokkur@nicecrew.digital avatar

dismantle the eruvs

Ripsnort,
@Ripsnort@poa.st avatar

@sjw You would think they would just learn to take the L like Christians do when they cope about missing church on Sunday by telling themselves they'll pray extra hard in church next Sunday, or do 100 Hail Mary's in front of a Jesus statue or whatever.

"No goy we dindu nuffin, if our God judges us to be sinners at the gates of heaven we'll simply show him the blueprints of our blessed kosher switch, while ceaselessly nagging and kvetching at Him"

Tsuki,
@Tsuki@amami.paradigm-x.tokyo avatar

that's why they make such good lawyers their whole religion is based around finding obscure loop holes in a book of rules

sjw,
@sjw@bae.st avatar

@Tsuki their whole religion started because of a coup to replace the rightful heir to the throne with someone they could control. The religion is literally founded upon government corruption. This is also why they killed Jesus. He posed a threat to them.
chosen.mp4

chosen.mp4

Tsuki,
@Tsuki@amami.paradigm-x.tokyo avatar

I learned about this one recently which I thought was funny. To get around not being allowed to leave their house on sabbath, they tied a fishing line around a large portion of NYC which makes that entire zone their home.
https://www.npr.org/2019/05/13/721551785/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-protecting-sanctity-of-sabbath

sjw,
@sjw@bae.st avatar

@Tsuki yep they even check it every morning to make sure it's not damaged

buttered_poasties,
@buttered_poasties@poa.st avatar

@sjw the kosher bitch. God probably doesnt like this.

Ottovonshitpost,
@Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club avatar

Really does play out like a Sam Hyde bit

D-Droid,

@sjw all this neuroticism over a religion only 200 years old

lasloslovak,
@lasloslovak@nicecrew.digital avatar

explain more

sjw,
@sjw@bae.st avatar
Awoo,
@Awoo@bae.st avatar

@sjw
Their god is Satan and he only cares how many children they rape.

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