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I like cats y cumbias

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Hoeflation is even affecting the seas.

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Does this mean that this guy blocked the entire FSE because I disagreed about milei being savior of west or am I mistaken? What does he mean with server level? Seems very drastic for such a minor issue
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@dicey
And you people were the original eurocucks.

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@dicey
Calling out Milei when Spanish politicians are literal special needs though.

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Arachnophobic (I want to fuck spiders)

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@sjw
You have to be rich to shop at publix now.

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@sjw
>Cornbread jumping the US. southern border in search of a new owner before meeting sjw. circa 2014

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Please DO NOT announce to the fediverse when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a community of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the server rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff.
Thanks.

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Why do white girls fuck dogs?

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this nigga's hair slaps

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@RustyCrab
He appears mild mannered but when he gets pissed off his hair becomes lighter and stands straight up.

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@sjw @Fiddle
That's one way to tenderize her meat.

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holy shit this is the mold that all other karens are made from

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I'd make a milf out of that empty egg carton.

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What does capybara mean taste like?

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@sjw
Like 3 days unwashed vagina

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It doesn't look great :feelsbadman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFUR6KwMT0

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@sjw @matrix
Do you have any recommendations?

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@sjw
Cornbread when he thinks nobody is looking.

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I got stopped by a police officer whilst recording this because he saw me climbing on the edge of a ditch. He asked me if I was alright and I explained I was just playing with my cat. At this point Cornbread had come back up onto the grass and the cop said he was just checking on me because he saw me walking in the ditch and just wanted to check to make sure I was alright. He probably didn't notice Cornbread because he's naturally camouflaged to both my floor and those rocks.

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@sjw
You're lucky you didn't get tased bro.

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Anime girl buttholes

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@sjw
What are you doing to my balloon knot senpai?

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This :kmart: doesn't exist
It was generated by AI
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@sjw @echo
Zoomers will never experience the blue light special or layaway.

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@sjw @echo
I didn't think so, they'd rather you got the Walmart credit card.

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Sites like Kotaku had a hand in redpilling me even if I missed out on gamer gate when it happened. I came in contact with it from being a regular on consumerist.com, a wanna be consumer digest that catered to a younger online crowd such as myself back then. Around that time it became associated with gawker media and articles from those sites were crossposted and I was exposed to gawker, Kotaku, jezebel, etc. those sites annoyed me so much and they just kept getting worse meanwhile I rebelled more and more against that message.
When another site I enjoyed cracked went full homosexual I completely checked out from the internet for almost a decade. It was the busiest and most productive time of my life between work and family and that's how I barely noticed gamer gate but I knew something was changing. Harambe's death was a milestone that started to draw me back in. I'm enjoying my reintegration to online culture but lament where we are but it's starting to feel like another big shift. And it's very exciting.

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@binkle
Everywhere I went I was getting banned too. I blame reddit for the power janny culture.

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Remember my friends: every golden age is temporary.

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@tyler
Now it's just a golden shower

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@tyler
Both Mexican

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@verita84_uwu
It works and it pairs nice with a service but it's more complicated and you have to reference documentation each time you use it.

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@verita84_uwu
No, I prefer Cron but I made one once for fun. The oncalendar format is a pita.

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@verita84_uwu
Lol, it doesn't do anything except point to a service and tell it when to run. Certbot is a good example of one you probably have.

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I'm cooking 2lb of smoked sausage for chilli

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POV you're about to fuck a fish
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Eskimo women produce milkshake out of their tiddies instead of milk

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Reminds me of those dogs that will rescue you from snow avalanche with whiskey from a barrel on his collar but these women pop a tiddy out and give you milk when dying of thirst instead.

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@sjw @VD15 @mischievoustomato
I wanna hook her up to one of these.

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This is what $30 of groceries looks like.
The only reason I got extra large eggs is because they were only 1¢ more expensive than large eggs.
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@sjw
We send jews hundreds of billions overseas and shut down our economy over the flu. Who could have predicted this?

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@sjw @Lyx
Girls who work at kroger must be easy

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    @MMS21 @binkle
    Try some Vick's vapor rub on your balls first, if you can take that pain then you're ready for the real thing.

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    So glad I don't have to deal with the laborious task of deleting moderation requests anymore

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    @admin @sjw @pernia i was about to write some flows down and i ran into these gems lol

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    @Lyx @sjw @pernia @Soy_Magnus @admin @locagainstwall @ChristopherBRobin
    Bro, can you incorporate the words ivermectin, shots and call out Jeff cliff in your next rhyme?

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    Knowing niggers smashed a ton of these during the Summer of Love makes me happy.

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    You don't need cameras to know they go for the sprite and purple drank.

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    @PurpCat @Kerosene @Hoss
    You mean from the toilet?

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    Anon chasing women on fedi.

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    The reason we have more school shootings now is because there's more microplastics in the kids and the kids have never had diversity crammed down their throat this hard before.

    If you want school shootings to stop you'll have to get rid of microplastics and diversity.

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