I'll try to make it short but that's impossible for me sometimes.
I went to Meijer I think 2 falls ago. They had a sale on summer wear. I wanted a pair of slides. Everything was sold out in the men's and as I was walking out I seen a pair of Adidas slides size 14 in the women's section. They were plain black with White stripes. I took my shoe off and it fit my foot like a glove. I bought them and @GolfCartLady has never forgotten and I got a nickname for my alter ego. I went to Florida for Christmas and some hippie stoner kid stole them. Now it's a Cinderella story, and it's my duty to find a better replacement for me, and to fulfill a spot on her bingo card.