Ukko,
@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space avatar

just came up with 9 new WOKE features for bethesda's starfield lmk 🔥

  1. You can play as a female character
  2. All the female characters are voiced by Dylan Mulvaney
  3. Before landing on a planet, you must acknowledge it has been stolen from its indigenous people
  4. If you kill a white male, you automatically win the game
  5. Loading screens will now feature AOC giving impassioned speeches about the importance of respecting pronouns
  6. All spacecraft are powered by wind and solar
  7. You will not be allowed to purchase high-capacity magazines
  8. All the good factions are represented by the Pride flag
  9. The game will install spyware on your computer that will monitor your internet communications for the rest of your life
vaartis,
@vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch avatar

@Ukko
> you must acknowledge it has been stolen from its indigenous people
Crazy how there are no intelligent alien species in starfield

Ukko,
@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space avatar

@vaartis Stole it from Dune

(In Dune universe everybody has nuclear bombs that are forbidden from being used but are allowed to be kept in case some aliens appear and we all know what humans will do once they see an alien ship (nuke it))

subtype,
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@Ukko
>9. The game will install spyware on your computer that will monitor your internet communications for the rest of your life

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