Ukko, 5 months ago

just came up with 9 new WOKE features for bethesda's starfield lmk 🔥

1. You can play as a female character
2. All the female characters are voiced by Dylan Mulvaney
3. Before landing on a planet, you must acknowledge it has been stolen from its indigenous people
4. If you kill a white male, you automatically win the game
5. Loading screens will now feature AOC giving impassioned speeches about the importance of respecting pronouns
6. All spacecraft are powered by wind and solar
7. You will not be allowed to purchase high-capacity magazines
8. All the good factions are represented by the Pride flag
9. The game will install spyware on your computer that will monitor your internet communications for the rest of your life