@RehnSturm256 I guess technically I could have added Palworld and Nintendo Switch. But the Switch is for my wife and I don’t actually have Palworld, but I’ve paid for it to give to my wife and sister-in-law as a curse. Since their friend group was playing it and I wanted them to be forced to play it.
@degen@RehnSturm256 I was sheltered and retarded. I never understood how one masturbates. I’d look at erotic content, but would never masturbate cause I didn’t know how. I actually thought it was a myth.
Didn’t help that one of my friends described it as “When you pee and think about a girl you like, that’s masturbation.” He was not a very good friend. Kind of an asshole, turned out to be a super shitty person who hit his girlfriends. He kinda ruined his whole life after that.
@RehnSturm256@degen Lol, right? At one point he also tricked me into saying I had a small penis, cause I didn’t know which was good. He made it out like it was good to have a small one, so I was like “Oh, yeah, mine’s REALLY SMALL!” xD
He also tricked me into thinking my dick was going to fall off, like how you lose your baby teeth. That one scared me, I had to ask my dad if it was true.
My dad’s response was something along the lines of “No, it’s not going to fall off. Who’s telling you this nonsense!?!?” very funny, but also embarrassing.
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