RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

I am getting impossible levels of boomer injected into my inbox

cassidyclown,
@cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co avatar

@RustyCrab saw another ad yesterday that did one of those made-up statistics followed by a *we don't know if it's actually x% but it feels right. I sense a gay trend.

eidolon,
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StaleDonut,
@StaleDonut@shitposter.club avatar

@RustyCrab if its 1775 I'd bet its founded by vets. Since 1775 was when the military branches were founded.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@StaleDonut no, 1776 coffee was just already trademarked as we found out below :tenshi:

StaleDonut,
@StaleDonut@shitposter.club avatar
RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@StaleDonut and if you're wondering the proper course of action in that case is PICK ANOTHER NAME GOD DAMN

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

>woke coffee
>woke mug
>woke hand
>woke man
>woke pants
>woke cock in my mouth
where does the wokeness end

Flanker,
@Flanker@decayable.ink avatar

@RustyCrab they're putting pronouns into the coffee

prettygood,
@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer avatar

@RustyCrab consoom brown, patriot.

Coyote,
@Coyote@social.singing.dog avatar

@RustyCrab Why is it always coffee?

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Coyote because everyone drinks it and it's (probably) dead simple to resell. No real manufacturing etc

Coyote,
@Coyote@social.singing.dog avatar

@RustyCrab Now that I think about it, of the people I actually interact with in real life, only older people seem drink the stuff. On the rare occasion I go into the office, the only person who runs the coffee machine is in his 50s and he drinks it constantly making the whole office smell. That lends credence to coffee being a good boomer market, at least to me.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Coyote maybe it depends on region. Everyone here beyond the age of 20 drinks coffee.

korgster,
@korgster@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Coyote @RustyCrab he smells like coffee piss too

straw,
@straw@comp.lain.la avatar

@RustyCrab posers. drink black rifle coffee

zero,
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@RustyCrab buy my overpriced shit to own the libs

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@zero why is it 1775

zero,
@zero@strelizia.net avatar

@RustyCrab :marseyboomer:

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@zero the real reason being that 1776 was trademarked somehow and they just said OH WELL CLOSE ENOUGH

zero,
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RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@zero well there you go

zero,
@zero@strelizia.net avatar

@RustyCrab there's no way

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@zero This is white people's smoke alarm chirp

BlinkRape,

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  • zero,
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    @BlinkRape @RustyCrab photo looks like he's about to fall why did he pick that

    BlinkRape,

    @zero @RustyCrab I got it off some news site it may be their own edit tbh idk

    RustyCrab,
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    @zero @BlinkRape he's doing his best okay

    BlinkRape,

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  • zero,
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    @BlinkRape @RustyCrab
    >horizontal video on vertical format website
    truly the king of media

    RustyCrab,
    @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

    @zero @BlinkRape I think it increases the boomer charm (you gotta relate to your audience)

    zero,
    @zero@strelizia.net avatar

    @RustyCrab the fact a whole "anti-woke" boomer coffee ecosystem exists is too funny

    Natanahel,

    @RustyCrab @zero 1776 coffee is probably already taken, but I bet jan/6 and Qanon coffee are still available for now

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