I used to work with guys who had money and kept coke whores from the strip clubs around. It looks like fun when you're on the outside, but actually being around that shit on a regular basis is obnoxious af.
I went to a club once, and there was this hideous skank trying to get guys to pay for a lap dance and no one would. She came to me about three times, until I said "I just want you to know that I also tried to get every guy in here to pay me for a lap dance, but none would, because I look like a man. You may want to take that into consideration."
I went because my best friend wanted to the day before he left town to go to grad school at nyu. It's not my thing at all. That's why I had no problem calling a skank a skank. Being nice to skanks isn't in my personality.
I went to a strip club once and only once in my life. I felt like a total perv... sitting there surrounded by nothing but dudes watching a woman take her bra off. The place stunk like chlorine, the dudes were creepy, the beer was watered down and I felt bad for the chick
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