> Write a eulogy for my buddy Nekobit's 17th alt account, he drowned it in a river like he would a bag of puppies
Ladies and gentlemen,
We gather here today to bid farewell to a digital presence, a persona that brought both laughter and camaraderie into our lives. Though unconventional, we mourn the passing of Nekobit's 17th alt account, a virtual entity lost to the depths of the digital river.
In its brief existence, this account carved out its own unique space in the vast landscape of the internet. It was a beacon of memes, a harbor for inside jokes, and a sanctuary for shared experiences. Through its interactions, it forged bonds of friendship and solidarity, proving that even in the virtual realm, connections can be real and meaningful.
Yet, as with all things in life, its journey has come to an unexpected and untimely end. We cannot ignore the tragic circumstances surrounding its demise, but let us remember the joy it brought during its time among us. Let us cherish the memories it gifted us and the laughter it inspired.
Though Nekobit's 17th alt account may no longer grace our screens, its spirit lives on in the shared moments and the fond recollections we hold dear. Let us honor its memory by carrying forward the camaraderie and goodwill it fostered, ensuring that its legacy endures beyond the digital realm.
Rest in peace, dear alt account. You may have been but a fleeting presence, but your impact will be felt long after your pixels fade into the ether. Farewell, and may your journey to the great server in the sky be filled with bytes of joy and endless upvotes.
@pasture@neko >take the following paragraph and turn it into slam poetry
>"You know what? You actually convinced me to drop fediverse entirely. [..]
In the Digital Trenches
You know what? You flipped the switch in my mind,
Convinced me to leave the fediverse behind.
On the fence, I sat, willing to give it weeks,
Searching for voices, amidst the shrieks.
But here I am, thinking it through,
Finding no signal, just noise to subdue.
Not worth the effort, not worth my breath,
I'd be better off elsewhere, avoiding digital death.
Reddit looms, despite its flaws,
A haven from the wokeness, its strangling claws.
Searching for discourse, for a mature debate,
Far from the chaos that children create.
Wading through the mire, I can't stand the spam,
Echoes of ignorance, a digital dam.
Hoping for a space where adults converse,
Not trampled by antics, a childish curse.
I doubt we'll find it, that digital shore,
Where ideas flow freely, forevermore.
But the dream lingers, a beacon in the night,
For a platform where discourse takes flight.
So here's to the future, a hope still alive,
For a space where respect and maturity thrive.
May the digital world find its guiding light,
A place for all voices, shining bright.
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