ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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>Be hyperfeminist english teacher who likes failing the boys because you hate men.
>county takes notice
>Implements a policy that allows students to bypass you, specifically
>bitch on /r/teachers
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Humpleupagus,
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I literally went through this in high school with a faggot English teacher that taught 11th Grade English. That faggot failed me, and then I got him again senior year. The school refused to allow me to change teachers.

I had straight A's, except in his class. He was going to fail me again so I couldn't graduate. Two other teachers dragged him to the superintendent and forced him to pass me at threat of termination.

I literally write for a living. Fuck that guy. I hope he died of ass cancer.

Chzikken_1486,
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@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Being a teacher's kid, school sucked ass. If a teacher didn't like my dad, I was fucked.

If they hated my dad, I was really fucked.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Most teachers are just glorified drama queens.

In my case, it wasn't the first time he did it. Every few years, he'd get a hard on for some kid and go out of his way to fuck him. Pun intended.

Kerosene,
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@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Chzikken_1486 Teachers are some of the most lowly creatures on the planet. They are in some way no different to a Reddit janny. They get put on a position of authority that to anyone but them doesn't carry any real prestige, and they get to be pretend-tyrants, just even worse than in the case of a Redditor because they are in charge of real children and clueless teenagers.

Paultron,
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@Kerosene @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 nooo you gotta heckin respect the whore that spent 3.5 years learning nothing and getting piped at a state college then realized she wasn't hot enough to marry rich and wasn't qualified for a real job so she got a teaching cert they're heckin Scientific and Democratic!!!

Kerosene,
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@Paultron @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 As a teacher myself all of you have my permission to disrespect anyone of them you come across. Think of it as our version of the N-word pass.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Based.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

The fact states require teaching certs shows what a scam it is. Under California law, I could literally teach at a law school, but I can't teach at a high school. Why? Unions. That's why.

Kerosene,
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@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Chzikken_1486 @Paultron I don't have those certificates and I'm partly glad that kind of door is forever closed for me. I've been to some highschools ever since I started teaching (not at a public school), and right when I'm about to forget how much I hate the educational system, I'm quickly reminded once again. The other day I was in a HS as part of a project and one teacher was trying to give shit to one of my kids for not wearing his uniform (it was quite hot that day), while out of school ours, and not under his supervision. I just wanted to kill that nigger right there and then. This position attracts a particular type of person I really don't like.

Kerosene,
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@Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 @Paultron @ceo_of_monoeye_dating The one thing I regret about not getting the right credentials is that if I were the one teaching those kids maybe I could make their lives a little less hellish, but then again the system is designed in such a way that if you try to do that you're punished and quickly replaced by a system-compliant petty tyrant.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

My wife's quasi-step father (I say quasi because her mom remarried long after she was out of the house) is a principal at a public high school. He's one of the most arrogant people I know. He thinks he's so fucking important. Something about him reminds me of those old times movies with kids in an orphanage or boarding school. The school master who relishes the power he has over children trope is real.

Chzikken_1486,
@Chzikken_1486@poa.st avatar

@Humpleupagus @Kerosene @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Paultron It is. The school system is a magnet for sociopaths

MetastasizedHeroicism,
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@Chzikken_1486 @Humpleupagus @Kerosene @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Paultron For me, grade school was total suppression of masculinity. No roughhousing, no contact sports. Got detention for defending myself from older kids (one of which turned out to be a gay rapist in later years), girls could do whatever they wanted like pass notes and work as groups.

I was reading at a high school level in grade 4 and passed some weird endless spelling test at record levels.

In high school I got tired of their shit and basically just showed up to collect the paperwork and still scored top of class, exempt from writing exams based on my grades.

They tried to deny me credits because of attendance and eliminated me from a university sponsorship. Gave it to a kid whose dad was a dentist and had an indoor swimming pool in his house.

If the system actually worked to promote people with real potential we'd be living in a different world.

Bring back the leadership principle.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

They don't care how smart you are. Showing up to work at 8am and doing what you're told is the measure. They're making good little slave bees.

Soy_Magnus,
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@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating im still remedial 101 r&r as well as remedial 101 math. I found that out when i went to college thats mostly why i dropped it lol. Those standards are gay retard shit that mean nothing to anyone of real value ive learned plenty of conplex math formulas on the job its easy if you actually use it daily. Oh and i graduated valedictorian from my high school lol. Highschool is about politics, not education

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Soy_Magnus @Humpleupagus Same goes for undergrad and grad school. Our education system is not a meritocratic one, and so we should not expect it to produce students of merit.

Humpleupagus,
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I learned more from reading Strunk and White's Elements of Style than I did in four years of high school English. Let's be honest.... high school English (along with many other subjects) is about political / religious indoctrination.

> Look at muh nazis in Fahrenheit 451.

> Why is huck finn so racist when he's not on the raft?

> Why is Lenny a representation of the male misogynistic instinct?

Alex,
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You are genuinely one of the most retarded people on literally all of the fediverse if you actually believe that is what's happening here.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Alex Look at it critically. Our high schools are made so that the lowest of the braindead retards can pass, and yet there's a backlog of students being held back? The school is in the process of losing accreditation because students refuse to come in?

That school is obviously a super-toxic environment, and the county is doing what they can to get the kids in it a high school diploma. They identified the English class as the worst, and what I wrote is one of the typical ways that English classes cause this type of problem.

Alex,
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Sure bro I'm totally sure the evil feminazis are responsible for all that shit, that's obviously the real problem here

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Alex Well, do you have an alternative explanation?

icedquinn,
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating :blobcatpensive2: ah yes, ruin the standards by bringing in common core and then remove grading because everyone failing is racist

this is not how strong men are made

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