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Alex

@Alex@boymilk.cafe

You'd like to speak to my manager? Buddy, I am the manager.

All of my posts are elaborate fantasies and works of fiction.

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Alex, to random
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rfk is probably the best candidate because he's really funny and i think the mercury poisoning and literal brain worms would probably prevent him from actually accomplishing anything, and a president who does nothing is 99.9% of the time better than a president who does things

Alex, to random
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIu8uqWMQ08
Youtube takes a hard stance on the MAP issue.

Alex, to random
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why do i keep seeing people talk about diapers on fedi today

Alex, to random
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Lent my Weavile to a friend for like half an hour, comes back looking sick - somehow caught pokerus. She insists none of her mons had it and he gave it to them. Fucking bullshit.

Alex, to random
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Blanchard's biggest mistake was assuming that agp and hsts were mutually exclusive, when in fact, autogynephilia and sexual orientation are two separate poles entirely

Alex, to random
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Wow, very good poll mechanics.

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almost feel like watching sims 4 again
although its a boring game

Alex,
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sometimes boring games are what you need to kill time to power through depression
it happens

Alex,
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oh, sorry
games like that are depression games for me

Alex,
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I'm glad it's not depression though!

rat, to random
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fallout is a dark game this means we need the main character to get raped in the first episode ahaha yesss we are the best writers in the world then have some incest jokes yesss slavery THIS GUY FUCKS A PREGNANT WOMAN and then SHE GOES INTO LABORcannibalism the wasteland is truly horrible

18+ Alex,
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fallout is supposed to be about roman larpers wearing football uniforms fighting future former us marines wearing cotton breastplates over who's allowed to drink more water, not whatever the hell this is

RehnSturm256, to random
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Mmmm, ode to the Ass Sniper from Valkyria Chronicles 4 :blobcatpeach: :eggplant_peach:

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Alex,
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They mean the mind. It's the best part, and it's the worst part. They're one and the same.

Alex, to random
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Looking fucking ripped, brah. Swole af. You're gonna make it.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>Be hyperfeminist english teacher who likes failing the boys because you hate men.
>county takes notice
>Implements a policy that allows students to bypass you, specifically
>bitch on /r/teachers
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Alex,
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You are genuinely one of the most retarded people on literally all of the fediverse if you actually believe that is what's happening here.

Alex,
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Sure bro I'm totally sure the evil feminazis are responsible for all that shit, that's obviously the real problem here

Alex, to random
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Fucked up how the government said today, Easter Monday, a day to celebrate Jesus, is "April Fools day". And people still say this is a Christian nation...

Alex, to random
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Communists looking at the evils of industrial society: I bet capitalism did this! Tear down those smoke stacks!
Communists looking at the people's democratic evils of industrial society: Wow, those smoke stacks are so beautiful! I love Glorious Leader's smog of unity!

Alex, to random
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In a world where everyone is bisexual or a lesbian, the last straight man must make the ultimate choice: die a virgin, or give in to his girlfriend's crossdressing fetish.

Alex, to random
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Oh nice, apparently my instance has a support team. I don't remember hiring one, good to know.

Alex, to random
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Oh, you like playing D&D? Well maybe instead of rolling a d20 you should try to d20 bitches.

Alex,
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Like pokemon mystery dungeon?
There's a pokemon TTRPG already, it's infamously bad. The section for making the trainer, just the trainer alone, is larger than most ttrpgs entire corebooks. Very, very long and rambly, insanely overcomplicated nonsense. Literally everyone I've ever talked to who played it said that it's best to just ignore over half of the rules and mechanics.

PurpCat, to random
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I'm so glad the writers of this WWE season are telling us the plot to the episode (I'll stay at home instead)

Alex,
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oh boy it's another exciting episode of "we fortified the election to ensure the right candidate wins"

Alex, to random
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Nintendo DMCA'd the biggest site for pokemon fangames, Relic Castle, earlier today. It hosted countless fangames, as well as hundreds of fan-made resource packs for fangame development, tutorials and guides to help new devs, and hosted biannual pokemon game jams. Apparently, they contacted the site's hosts directly, resulting in the site being immediately shut down with no warning, giving none of the site's users a chance to back up anything. This is the greatest blow the pokemon fangame community has ever received - Relic Castle was the #1 biggest hub of fangame development on the entire Internet, and now it, and all of the resources hosted on it, are gone. Not only were countless fangames lost, but this will severely hinder the development of other fangames in the future, especially newer devs.

Alex, to random
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https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2022/09/myanmar-facebooks-systems-promoted-violence-against-rohingya-meta-owes-reparations-new-report/

I didn't know about this, it's pretty fucked up.

PurpCat, to random
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vrchat is where trans people talk about wanting to be liked and cared for but if you say HEY WHERE THE TRANS WOMEN AT you get banned

Alex,
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ugh fucking chasers

Alex, to random
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Do many lesbians actually even like dildos? I've heard a few lesbians say that's just a myth perpetuated by the porn industry.

animeirl, to random
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this should qualify as a form of child abuse

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Alex,
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This is a crime against god

Alex,
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Americans are pioneers of the food gore genre. Truly the only nation on the planet that can surpass Britain in terms of pumping out repulsive abominations.

alex, to random
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Thinkin bout pursuing higher education https://pust.co/index.php/academics/electrical-computer-engineering-ece/

Alex,
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meanwhile my bf drops his less than a meter and the screen fucking shatters

Alex, to random
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whys the nonbinary flag gotta be so ugly, yellow and purple are not a good combination

Alex, to random
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embarrassed my bf by doing an alleged racism in front of his family

Alex,
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(it was saying black panther was a bad movie)

Alex,
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Yeah, he's mad at me now

IAMAL_PHARIUS, to random
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Are you vaxx maxxed bruh

Alex,
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They already let the mask slip and revealed that the vaccines cause mycocarditis, we all know getting vaxxed turns you into a fungaloid.

Nudhul, to random

domestic short hair just means mutt/unknown pedigree

Alex,
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Medical expenses cost a lot more though, you always need to have a lot on hand in case something comes up. Plus, there's some upfront medical costs, like neutering.

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