18+ RehnSturm256,

OH MY GOD I almost said, “I love you” to the cashier at the slop stop drive thru :AmiyaCrazy:

When receiving my order and saying the usual “thanks so much” and “have a good day”,s, I started to mouth “lo-“ and immediately turned my my head forward, eyes wide, and clasped my hand over my mouth :blobcatsnapped: what the FUGG how am I this autistic!?

NotImportant,
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@RehnSturm256 So close to landing a gf.

AngryWraith,
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@RehnSturm256 >not green texting this
One job...

18+ RehnSturm256,

@AngryWraith I can’t green text here :blobcatanimeeyes: hesides, there’s already plenty of autistic greentext stories just like this one :blobfoxangrylaugh:

I need to be around people more…holy shid…

LivingSpaceStudios,
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@RehnSturm256 @AngryWraith To be fair, I've seen McDonalds cashiers that I would marry on the spot if they asked. LOL.

WashedOutGundamPilot,
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@LivingSpaceStudios @RehnSturm256 @AngryWraith I know a guy who's so pumped to settle down he makes flash offers towards "girls I got a good feeling about"

Literally "hey would you like to marry me and have a family? Not kidding, deadly serious, you have 30 seconds to decide"

IDK how well it works he's single but does seem likable

disabled,
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @AngryWraith @LivingSpaceStudios @RehnSturm256 Wouldn’t surprise me if that ends up getting him some girlfriends at the very least. My wife and I ended up getting together due to me doing something similar. I jokingly would say to her “Hey, you know what would be funny?!? If we both, just, as a joke, platonically, just, for fun, sent nudes.” I said this a couple times, and for the most part I was joking. At the end of one of our conversations she went “Let’s do it” and I was taken aback I didn’t even know what she was referring to, like, it couldn’t have been send nudes. So, I go “Do what?” and she then replied “Send nudes” and then, like. I had to commit at that point.

We’re married now.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Rehn!!!!! That was a close one!!! :jahy_gah:

I’ve done similar tho, so I guess that makes us the same autistically speaking. :02autism:

18+ RehnSturm256,

@disabled I was gonna say, I think your super innocent and pure autism is rubbing off on me! What a bad influence! Which other girls am I gonna confess my love to :catohno: you are to blame! Heh

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