ceo_of_monoeye_dating, Welcome to the First "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament! #FaggotTourney
We are out here starting #PrideMonth with a wonderful spread of Fedi's #LGBT culture!
First, the bracket, in text form:
1 judgedread@poa.st
16 ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st2 PonyPanda@comfyboy.club
15 StarProphet@noauthority.social3 mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website
14 epictittus@poa.st4 jeffcliff@shitposter.world
13 TrevorGoodchild@poa.st5 graf@poa.st
12 maija@shitposter.world6 CSB@noauthority.social
11 hachi@detroitriotcity.com7 Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
10 Jonny@annihilation.social8 RatPoster@poa.st
9 paula99@goreslut.xyz(I'm not tagging them in every post of this thread. Do you want graf's notifications to die? Do you really?)
Next, a quick description of the types of people we have in this tournament:
-We have Judge Dread, Trevor Goodchild, Epictittus, and StarProphet - a handful of people with a strong Gab culture! Except for Trevor, these are all Gab Refugees - Trevor is the one who happily guided them all here. Their general failure to adapt to the broader fediverse culture has planted this group a whopping FOUR slots in this tournament!
-We have people who have otherwise cheesed off a lot of people: Jeff Cliff, Graf, CSB. Their general prominence in their respective circles has caused people to have beef with them for one reason or another - and so the sum of individual grudges was enough to net them a slot here! This group has THREE slots in this tournament.
-We have the actual homosexuals: PonyPanda, Tomato, Paulo*, Maija, and Hachi! Each of these people has made a name for themselves as an ACTUAL homosexual, and a lot of their presence here is independent of anyone having any actual beef with them - they're just gay! This group has an amazing FIVE slots in this tournament!
-We also have THREE people who propelled themselves into the tournament on purpose, as a joke: Soy Magnus, Ratposter, and the tournament host CMD! I have nothing to say here, I'm in this group!
-Last, we have the standalone internet tough guy: Jonny Fever, who just barely made the cut! His drunken rampages where he tapes himself threatening to fight people are just enough to net him a seed with the lowest group.
Last, the rules:
- There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
- In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
- Account holders may not vote against themselves!
- Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya:
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