@Dwalrus@eveningzoo.club

Dwalrus

@Dwalrus@eveningzoo.club

Experts, Text-perts, Choking Smokers..don’t you think the joker laughs at you? :zoo_dwalrus:

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Terry, to random
@Terry@bae.st avatar

I can verify this is not photoshopped. She did kvetch about not getting candy.
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Dwalrus,

Dude you laugh but what you fail to notice is that it wasn’t just her. 6 million were denied candy

Dwalrus, to random

Graphic footage of victim during Japan Earthquake.
(Sensitive Warning)

Tony, to random
@Tony@clew.lol avatar

TIME TO OVERSHARE

before my dad passed away, he was a gamer and pretty obese.

I was visiting his little shithole apartment and he had piss jugs.

Idk if he ever knew about 4chan but piss jugs are real

lmao 😭

Dwalrus,

Many people (rookies) make the mistake of using Gatorade bottles as piss jugs. HUGE mistake. Overflow/spillage is guaranteed.

Us pros know the best piss jugs are empty Costco’s plastic mixed nuts containers. No chance of overspill or “missing”

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GolfCartLady, to random
@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

New Years Resolutions?
:thunk_butt:

Dwalrus,

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women

Dwalrus, to random
icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

the two americas

:neofox_bottom: please punish more law abiding citizens in the name of protecting children
:neocat_astronaut_gun: teach the children how to shoot

Dwalrus,

https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/whtddr/what_the_hell/

Humpleupagus, to random
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

> Be my wife
> Go to neighbors' house
> Neighbor's daughter is there
> Neighbor's daughter starts talking about her adopted daughter
> Wife starts pondering why she adopted, e.g. can't conceive, etc.
> Another woman steps out
> Neighbor's daughter "This is my husband"
> Adopted kid comes out and runs towards the other woman ... "Dada... dada...."

My wife is still in shock, and I'm wondering what world I'm living in.

Dwalrus,

kagan, to random
@kagan@wandering.shop avatar

For a disease that's "over", sure did kill over 1600 people last week. In the US alone.

https://mastodon.social/@WeeklyAmericanPandemicDeaths/111585674233880250

😷

Dwalrus,

Dude.. are you stupid cuz it kinda sounds like you are

Dwalrus,

😂😂😂😂😀😀😀 If gay Mr.Clean blocked me I must be doing something right

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