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Elf

@Elf@breastmilk.club

Naturecore Nationalist working for a future that values beauty, tradition, self reliance & native ecology as it's highest virtues. I'm an aquarist 🐟, sustenance farmer 🌱, hobbyist entomologist 🐛, tabletop enthusiast ⚔️ & craftsman 🔨.

A people is the manifestation of the soil on which they live. 🧝🌱
An anti-nuclear stance is incompatible with a green future. 🌏☢️
Institute a honey backed currency. 💮🐝🍯

Rest in Poutine, Leafposter. 🍁

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RustyCrab, to random
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Finally finished the movie. I think I mostly followed it but knowing LITERALLY NOTHING about Dune lore going in I think I should have watched Part 1.

Film is very kino. Well shot. Good action.

The technology is arbitrarily weird and scifi-ey. Why are they using phonographic cylinder shit to record messages? Why are they sword fighting when they have guns? Way too much disbelief required to be suspended in many parts.

I am still not sure why they destroyed the tank of Paul's friend??? what the fuck was that?

Good movie though. Fun to watch if you don't overthink it.

Elf,
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@RustyCrab Dunes technology has been completely altered by their interaction with it in the past. Thinking Machines tried to eradicate man, so thinking machines are forbidden. Their machines are all strictly mechanical. Despite this, it’s very easy to use human experts to do things like falsify voice. So, technology that must be protected against such things tends toward the extremes of esoteric.

They swordfight because when lasers hit shields it makes a nuclear explosion. The shields will stop any projectile over a relatively slow speed. Swords can be inserted slowly enough to puncture a shield. This justification allows the hot desert sociopaths to barbarianmax.

Elf, to random
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Abortion isn’t vegan btw.

binkle, to random
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crabbert is dying :sadcat:

Elf,
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@binkle Likely excuse after I exposed him on twitter dot gov.

Elf, to random
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If rusty crab’s username is a reference to a programming language and not a charming rust coloured crab I will literally sell him as materials to a Chinese medicine store.

binkle, to random
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bring GWB back for a third term NOW

Elf,
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@binkle The only good bionicles sets came out under bush, with Afghanis as a blood sacrifice to formulate it.

Elf,
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@binkle 9/11 was a necessary pre-requisite for Bionicle to truly come into their own. Bionicle’s success is indivisible from 9/11, if we want Bionicles to return, there must be a 10/12: Bloodlines.

eidolon, to random
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Elf,
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@binkle @eidolon It literally doesn’t matter if they were dark, that doesn’t mean anything for niggers today. Darkies still don’t belong. Nonsense position.

Elf,
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@binkle @eidolon In the interest of honesty, if it turns out 50,000 years ago abos were white, I will proclaim this invalidates their presence in australia.

RustyCrab, to random
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da eerrrrnge juice

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @binkle bro, please don’t store your garbage in here, me and hitler are trying to play yu gi oh cards.

Elf,
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@marine @RustyCrab @binkle We’re just drawing cards out of the deck of this weird kid with a flat nose we mugged and saying “based” or “cringe” if we get to 50 baseds we’re going to let him go home.

Elf, to random
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Me and my gremlin companions showing up to the latest E Drama for war, maximum casualties, gnashing of teeth, wailing, landmine proliferation in mountain passes & ports, dysentery and sharting.

RustyCrab, to random
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Sargons face is so smug right now looking at it would turn you to stone

Elf,
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@RustyCrab I really, really want trump to tweet ‘Gamergate 2.”

Elf,
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@RustyCrab I don’t care very much about relevancy, I want funny internet bullshit, not for gay (homosexual,) gay (bad) video games to get fixed.

Boot up something coded in 2003, or by 5 men in a shed. You won’t get brow beaten with homosexaids or w/e this sort of thing is about.

dj, to random
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Sites like Kotaku had a hand in redpilling me even if I missed out on gamer gate when it happened. I came in contact with it from being a regular on consumerist.com, a wanna be consumer digest that catered to a younger online crowd such as myself back then. Around that time it became associated with gawker media and articles from those sites were crossposted and I was exposed to gawker, Kotaku, jezebel, etc. those sites annoyed me so much and they just kept getting worse meanwhile I rebelled more and more against that message.
When another site I enjoyed cracked went full homosexual I completely checked out from the internet for almost a decade. It was the busiest and most productive time of my life between work and family and that's how I barely noticed gamer gate but I knew something was changing. Harambe's death was a milestone that started to draw me back in. I'm enjoying my reintegration to online culture but lament where we are but it's starting to feel like another big shift. And it's very exciting.

Elf,
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@binkle @dj The best part of living in melbourne during the period, is that if the janny of your little niche forum became a spastic, you could literally just go to his house. It was the style at the time to post your literal address like “Come at me bro I have a gun.”

Melbourne has a robust and cheap public transport network. So, naturally, you would get people going to powermod houses, shitting on their doorstep, pouring superglue into their doorlocks and writing the mod’s username on it so the little faggot had to explain it to his parents.

Or ‘hacking’ his facebook by putting his public email into this tool people had at the time and telling his uncles and shit ‘I’m going to kill myself and it’s Y’s fault.”

Smellburn had a whole world of Microforum Gay Ops I should get into explaining at some point.

binkle, to random
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i might get banned from clubcyberia for this

Elf,
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@binkle XL Numbat.

Elf,
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@binkle Fun fact, the projects seeking to clone Tasmanian tigers are probably going to use Numbats as a surrogate, because they’re the closest living relative.

Elf,
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@PunishedD @binkle It’s really just an Australian Ant Eater.

Elf,
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@PunishedD @binkle Hell yeah, tastes great.

RustyCrab, to random
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You gonna tell me you're straight and you signed up for "x male" smh

Elf,
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@Zettour @RustyCrab Not me, homo, I was built different (built wrong on purpose.)

Elf, to random
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You know an underrated part of National Service is that if you demand it of males and females, you can do this fun thing where you like, select your singles and social retards, to give their social skills a bit of polishing by organizing fun little mixed-sex get togethers at these things called parties and social clubs.

it’s way more difficult to wind up getting spied on if your important people have like, significant connections that they’re not dependent on validation from some weird tinder chink or whatever.

Elf, to random
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day 3

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RustyCrab, to random
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Elf,
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@RustyCrab @Reluctant_Weeb What’s the Schizo theory?

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @Reluctant_Weeb Knowing nothing about AI, it’s weird seeing that response, yeah. How certain are you?

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @Reluctant_Weeb @StaleDonut Don’t listen, this poseur is a slipper lobster.

Elf, to random
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Part of me wants to set up a serious streaming rig for the nicer of my fishtanks and do a 24/7 broadcast. Priced it up and it’s surprisingly affordable in high quality now that I’ve got the fibre to the node. I might make this a project later in the year.

Hoss, to random
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No shit. If you're a sub-8 man on a dating app in 2024 you're being used and abused by techno-corporate demon jews who have spent the last decade optimizing the commodification of basic human relationships.

RT: https://mastodon.xyz/users/rms/statuses/112034054555451406

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @rms @Hoss @abner I formed my first World of Darkness group by tricking various people I thought were fun to come to the school library expecting a screening of Interview with a Vampire on the overhead projector.

I got lifelong friends out of the ones that stayed. :pepe:

RustyCrab, to random
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"don't spam cartoon porn at me" :marseyclueless:

Elf,
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@RustyCrab

Arcana, to random
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C is now illegal

https://www.whitehouse.gov/oncd/briefing-room/2024/02/26/press-release-technical-report/

Elf,
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@binkle @Arcana I wish them an obstructive clot but I still hope your dreams come true as well.

cassidyclown, to random
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I had to type on my boss's laptop recently and the keyboard was covered in a thin layer of cat hair. It wasn't caught under the keys and sticking out, it was just loosely sitting on top like a mat. You could remove it easily. I chose to respect his lifestyle and leave it there.

Elf,
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@creamqueen @binkle @cassidyclown @ruina TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD TBD

10,000 MILE HIGH RABBIT PROOF FENCE RABBIT AUSCHWITZ FACTORIES THAT NEUTER RABBITS WITH HAMMERS HAND GRENADES THAT KILL ONLY RABBITS WIVES SO THEY LIVE WITH GRIEF AND DIE SECRET WALLABY POLICE THAT GO DOOR TO DOOR SEARCHING HOUSES FOR RABBITS IN THE ATTIC

AND THEN THE REST, TOO!!

And a very happy, carrot filled day to rabbits who live where they bloody belong. ♥♥♥

Elf,
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@Fash@poa.st @binkle @cassidyclown @creamqueen @ruina Third King of Australia, Irwin the First, gives a Nazi Salute to his good friend Mr. Chompers, who reacts with shocked glee at the prospect of total invasive death.

Elf, to random
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deprecated_ii, to random
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rich text code comments

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @deprecated_ii :sxn_great_shame:

binkle, to random
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is there an online personality test for autism i want to see if a clickhole style website thinks im autistic

Elf,
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@binkle let me save you time, if you’ve ever wondered “What does this woman want??”, you’re autistic in the view of a clickhole site.

Elf,
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@binkle yes, retard.

Nazz, to random
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demons and the theology around them are really fertile ground for horror and yet horror writers choose to dig into the clay filled barren soil of "oooh what if a demon GOT YOU and made you say swear words and talk in a scary voice!!! what if it whispers killed you! "

you've been given a gourmet meal and you've chosen to eat the wooden table

Elf,
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@Nazz It bugs me how little they use body horror and illness in a viscerally familiar way.I’ll bet money a woman sobbing as her hair just comes out in clumps would be much more frightening to at least half the audience than her head spinning around as she says “Fart knocker! Fart knocker!!!! Your mother was a fartknocker!!!!!”

parker, to random
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Leafposter Club will go offline in two weeks.

Elf,
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@Upsman @binkle @HiTwo @Howl @Leaflord @parker @bucadibeppo @Elf yes, hello, I am still here and still active. Seal Cafe is my backup.

binkle, to random
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the rise of ai art has been a great boon to classical music playlist channels

Elf,
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@binkle Presidential pump playlist is pretty good.

binkle, to random
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what if a tree where each root/branch is a separate tendril and it's a cluster of different snake-like things extending from the ground up to the sky

and then what if you walked up to it and it collapsed and all the snakey things started to attack you

Elf,
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@binkle Congratulations, you’ve discovered Sundews. :pepe:

RustyCrab, to random
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You think it's possible Ralph has some kind of mild schizophrenia?
I've never seen a "normal" person with such unpredictable chains of logic.
"Just stubbed my toe on the sofa! Hurt, but I'll make it through. I know who's behind this one though. Jerry Simmons from my second grade PE class! He thought he was being sly but you can't fool the ralphamale. YOU BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYERS BOY CAUSE YOU JUST MADE A BLOOD ENEMY"

Elf,
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@RustyCrab I think it’s much more likely we’re looking at brain damage in action, except unironically.

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @Hoss Please don’t do my boy this way, guy. I know you’re a bucket crab and gotta tear everything down so you can climb out of your tin container full of imposter syndrome and megabytes or whatever code is made from, but please, he does his best.

Fuck that guy on the left fr tho.

Elf,
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@RustyCrab yeah it’s just, brain damage absolutely turns people into what ralph has become, especially when it’s caused by drugs, alcohol and a shit diet. His nervous tissue is actively rotting. You can’t expect a coherent narrative from a person that poisoned.

RustyCrab, to random
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I've been sick since Saturday and now I'm getting cabin fever in real life

Elf,
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@deprecated_ii @RustyCrab “Glimmer fog”?

Nudhul, to random

you've pretended for so long that it's entirely genuine now

Elf,
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@binkle @Nudhul You don’t even deserve an imposter syndrome. I can’t believe you’d fake it like this.

Elf, to random
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“What’s that Rolly?!” Hiss squeak “Jimmy got stuck in the well!?” squeak squeak creak “Streuth, how’s a man that bloody fat get into such cramped spaces!”

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RustyCrab, to random
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I went for like 7 years without seeing a single pony anywhere on the internet and now I see them almost every day from random places. Is this that "suddenly coming back in style" thing that happens

Elf,
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@RustyCrab Apparently they’re going through some kind of renaissance of horse-fucker content powered by TTS programs and shit.

hidden, to random

Nature-is-warcels when you Fortnite drop them in the middle of a forest and they feel genuine peace for the first time in their life

Elf,
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@RustyCrab @hidden Please don’t hurt Frankie, he’s really nice, just ask him how his daughter’s apprenticeship is going, he’ll warm up to you.

DaddyO, to random
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I can't stand the ending to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The fact that this guy just waltzes off to go hang with the aliens, abandoning his wife and kids, whom he's put through hell in his psychotic obsession with the whole alien thing . . . it's a very sour taste. If they'd allowed the character some sort of redemption arc, so that he declined the offer to go in order to make good with his family - the movie would have been 1,000 times better.

Elf,
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@DaddyO @leyonhjelm @klaatu I need to rewatch it, as it is I’m basically navel gazing.

I would suggest that it’s so jarring because when he chooses to climb the mountain, he gives up the last of himself. The man who reaches the top is not the man who started up it. It’s the broken, utterly will-void thing wearing his face the aliens created when they smacked him with the space-bullshit stick. He isn’t there anymore, he’s a meat-thing powered by a desire that someone else put inside him. Like a heroine addict made by an opioid prescription. He gets to a place where he can finally have as much as he is programmed to want by those who enable his transition to his new life, with no obligations.

Elf,
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@leyonhjelm @DaddyO @klaatu Cool Runnings was one of my favorite films, as a kid. I’m unfortunately way too racist to enjoy it now, I’ve checked.

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