When we were kids swimming at my aunt's my brother asked to go inside to use the bathroom. My uncle said to just go behind the pool. An hour later my aunt shrieks. My uncle thought he just had to pee. It wasn't that my brother dropped a deuce in their yard as much as the random placement, and it was just one long green ass turd.
True story. I seen Down, a side project from a couple guys from Pantera. Sold out show. My gf at the time had to go to the bathroom. I'm down in the pit. Everybody is asking me to boost them up so they could crowd surf to the stage cuz I'm tall AF. This smoking hot broad in a skirt comes up to me and asks if she can sit on my shoulders in the middle of the show. Why not? She takes her shirt off. Phil Anselmo fucking stops the band and says "sorry guys I don't normally do that but that's a nice set of titties right there." Whole place is cheering. I turn around and they beam all the stage spotlights right on us. She's shaken em. Everybody's screaming. I'm ducking with this half naked bitch on my back. Find my girl after and she says "did you see that stupid slut showing her tits ugggh?. Lol