@MasterSimper@troll.cafe

MasterSimper

@MasterSimper@troll.cafe

A Traveling shitposter from the International Novelists of California Elites Lounge
(INCEL)
Current Rank
Kurrent Kommunity Kurator Grand Wizard

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theorytoe, to random
@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe avatar

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley got banned in Australia.

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MasterSimper,

@Awoo @theorytoe look if they got married it would be fine in Australia

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

🦅🇺🇸🍔🇺🇲🦅🍔🇺🇲🇺🇸🍔 🇺🇸🇺🇲🍔🇺🇲BORGER EXPERTS🦅🍔🦅🇺🇸🍔🇺🇸🍔🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇲

MasterSimper,

@mrsaturday @Kyou I hope I can be one day in a foreign land and be the local borgar expert

TURBORETARD9000, to random

The first major perturbation between Curio and Ntiscifer has taken 11.9 years to develop, slowly bringing the orbit of Curio, now the largest planet in the system at 0.0895 M⊕, closer to intersecting the orbit of Rtascina (0.0515 M⊕), and bringing the orbit of Ntiscifer (0.0533 M⊕) higher, closer to intersecting Ubonas (0.0638 M⊕)

Plunxiapus (0.0782 M⊕) and Idell (0.0682 M⊕) seem to be in a springlike resonance, coming within, by my estimates, a few hundreds thousands km of each other before swapping apoapse and periapse and eventually swapping places
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realistic object visibility

MasterSimper,

@Awoo @TURBORETARD9000 @sjw oh yeah this girl I talk to dabbles in astrology too

Terry, to random
@Terry@bae.st avatar

I can verify this is not photoshopped. She did kvetch about not getting candy.
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MasterSimper,

@Titanbreakerkun @Awoo @Terry @AnimeTradCath @SpurgAnon gotta have a rapist if you are gonna be evil, not being stereotypically evil when the jews call you evil makes you double evil anf antisemitic

graf, to random
@graf@poa.st avatar

fellas im thinkeing its going to be a buldak night :buldak::buldakfire:

MasterSimper,

@graf @coolboymew 2x spicy do you have a death wish

MrFuzzland, to random
@MrFuzzland@seal.cafe avatar

Going through old pictures and there's so many good ones :blobcatcomfjoy:

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MasterSimper,

@MrFuzzland why do you have pictures of my cat again?

MasterSimper,

@MrFuzzland I assure you he is less clever than appears

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MasterSimper,

@RehnSturm256 @MrFuzzland @koropokkur Ive only got the one cat and hes like no I didnt chew through the bag of food to have more fresh food, then gets upset food is not fresh

Tactical, to random
@Tactical@nicecrew.digital avatar

@SuperSnekFriend

what is her favorite type of pizza

MasterSimper,

@Tactical @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo Pineapple Pizza

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

Good Friday Morning my niggas

MasterSimper,

@Humpleupagus @zero @Highroehler @KennyWhitePowers @PeachySummer @The_Almighty_Kek @jill ive been lost before. Its when I consider drinking water out of puddle on the ground. Its only dysentery if your immune system is weak

MasterSimper, to random

@Humpleupagus as my internet lawyer I pay at least 5k a week for, I need legal advice on how to talk to women about past relationships without getting killed

MasterSimper,

@Humpleupagus no when they start going have you been in other relations and how were those. I need the magic words to deflect these bullets

moffintosh, to random Italian
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MasterSimper,

@Humpleupagus @Xenophon @moffintosh Ah I have you now goyim look here here would be no theft in communism though, you need to own property for that. It just works- karl marx

Honestly I believe lenin was like the todd howard of his time

Xenophon, to random
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

Burritos are tasty 🤷‍♂️
@Humpleupagus

MasterSimper,

@A_Small_Dog @Xenophon @Humpleupagus This is the perfect thread to Wish everyone a Merry Christmas

MasterSimper, to random

@Humpleupagus I talked to one of your kind today, I couldn't tell if he was trying to rob me or not. I think he will do well with the failed assassination attempt in my life case. All I know is ive dealt with both to many lawyers this year and not enough.

n3f_X, to random
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar
MasterSimper,

@Humpleupagus @n3f_X I have soneobe who had to move back to the state because the father needed to be involed in the childrens life. Im like lol how did she lose unless shes a terrible person to not be able to live in a different state

MasterSimper,

@Humpleupagus @n3f_X it should be known everyone hates her and no one knows why the hiring manager approved her

Awoo, to random
@Awoo@bae.st avatar

Remember to wish Merry Christmas to everyone you meet. And if they try to say other anything than Merry Christmas back to you interrupt with "Christ be with you"
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MasterSimper,

@Awoo It is now time to start wishing people a merry Christmas, if thry get upset ill look at them surprised and ask why they are intolerant of other cultures especially the jews

MasterSimper,

@Awoo "You are okay with hanakah a jewish military victory but you arent okay with the birth of christ the king of the jews, how ignorant and antisemetic of you... Of Course jews love jesus why wouldnt they he saved them from thier evil jewish ways of satan worship."

Awoo, to random
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MasterSimper,

@Awoo I roll to steal the fruit, I have +5 to slight of hand

Awoo, to random
@Awoo@bae.st avatar

Well this didn't age well...
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MasterSimper,

@Humpleupagus @Billy_Hughes @Awoo Something something if shes a cum guzzler something sonething she comes home back to me something something happy wife happy life.- Secret to Seminal Order of Omicron Male mindset

SpurgAnon, to random
@SpurgAnon@varishangout.net avatar

Just a bit more, we're almost there 🤣

MasterSimper,

@ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight @SpurgAnon @kvit everyday I understand more how empires collapse and how everyone was just eh about it.

Awoo, to random
@Awoo@bae.st avatar

>Poa.st Admins
>Have to have applications and get screened
>Bae.st Admins
>Randos that SJW likes
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MasterSimper,

@ChristiJunior @Awoo
>having admins
Lol imagine having someobe maintain an instance, they just work

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