TURBORETARD9000

@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st

Exactly what it says on the tin

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gabriel, to random

CJ gets it right.

TURBORETARD9000,

@Hyolobrika @icedquinn @gabriel If it's the American populus, yeah pretty much

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn @gabriel @Hyolobrika well yeah but there's a difference between the populus that goes "I want the system to change to benefit the people" and "I want the system to change to benefit MY people"

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn @gabriel @Hyolobrika I mean
Yes?
I'd say more than slight imo
But like
ok
populism is the rule of the populus, yes? So basically a democracy?
And so the "populist right" would be a right-leaning populist group/party/w.e.
And the "populist left" is the left-wing form thereof
From this current understanding, I'd much prefer left populism, though perhaps not American left, being lite-right-center in reality at best

18+ paula9, to random
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TURBORETARD9000,

@paula9 real

TURBORETARD9000,

@degen @paula9 I'm gonna suck your dick

punishedkojiro, to random
@punishedkojiro@ghetti.monster avatar

avatar the last airbender is cool and all but was it really necessary to the plot to add that scene of aang getting gangbanged in the fire nation's ship while zuko watches

TURBORETARD9000,

@tigress @punishedkojiro true

TURBORETARD9000,

@tigress @punishedkojiro The part where Aang got double teamed by the Fire Nation sisters was absolutely crucial to plot development

18+ paula9, to random
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it could have been 1 billion but the final boss fucked me up :cirno_pout:

TURBORETARD9000,

@Ukko @paula9 @meso *njet

TURBORETARD9000,

@Ukko @paula9 @meso :akko_giggle:

TURBORETARD9000,

@Ukko @meso @paula9 Säkkijärvi has some good music too

TURBORETARD9000,

@Ukko @paula9 @meso One day I will find my way back home

18+ sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar


https://bae.st/media/d85db4615997cc92c5d3f30c1d777cee177f99cbd072eddf98ae3a8bc9d5d75c.jpg?name=vaginal_is_natural.jpg

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw it's not natural if you use a condom tho

mischievoustomato, to random
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website avatar

yesterday i felt like shit
today i feel like an eagle, so high in the sky

TURBORETARD9000,

@mischievoustomato https://youtu.be/Hw_WV6Cg_Ys

TURBORETARD9000,

@mischievoustomato bruh delete the tracker part smh my head

18+ Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Skeb, oneshota, handjob / Skebご依頼イラスト - pixiv
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116182806

TURBORETARD9000,

@moyi @Kyou you couldn't tell from the eyes?

TURBORETARD9000,

@moyi @Kyou @disabled because he wants to be him

moi, to random
@moi@uoh.cx avatar

New plan for uoh.cx but i will only be able to reveal it once i actually get it to work. Its gonna allow me to do more stuff

video/mp4

TURBORETARD9000,

@moi @moyi wait I thought you two were the same person

disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 @TURBORETARD9000 Relatable! Did you know some people can eat food? like on a regular basis? like not just things like soups or other liquidy things. I mean like solid foods like fried chicken and crunchy tacos.

TURBORETARD9000,

@RehnSturm256 @disabled Your burdens are no less a burden because someone else has their own
We all carry our weight as best we can, and those weights are made all the lighter knowing others want to help you carry yours

TURBORETARD9000,

@tomie @disabled @RehnSturm256 we call those people tiktokers

TURBORETARD9000,

@tomie @disabled @RehnSturm256 I saw deep fried water once

18+ paula9, to random
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@eris imagine

TURBORETARD9000,

@f_o_u_r_t_y @Arcana @Ukko @eris @paula9 you're a faggot (cute and snuggable)

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar

I need to learn about cannabis concentrates

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw my cannabis does help me concentrate sometimes

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

are.. are you growing blob cats :blobcatterrified:

RE: https://misskey.io/notes/9q1zgoyzemx30aja

TURBORETARD9000,

@Jain @icedquinn they're a sustainable form of emotional fuel

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn @Jain I found that I was better at taking care of my cat than myself

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

I WANT NINTENDO SWITCH....

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou Where's Nintendo Verse

TURBORETARD9000,

@lunarised @Kyou make me

paula9, to random
@paula9@comp.lain.la avatar

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
minecraft lan isn't working
what a huge pain

TURBORETARD9000,

@Ukko @paula9 in the olden days it was direct to PC, or at least that's how we got it to work
Been forever though so idk for sure anymore

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

glich

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou glimch

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Doggy

TURBORETARD9000,

@mischievoustomato @Kyou ferocious breeding

TURBORETARD9000, to random

Bit the bullet decided to use kdenlive
Sorry ffmpeg fans I'm lazy

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Built for lovemaking

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou LOTS of lovemaking

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @Kyou trad marriage, a civil union between parties of mutual growth and support

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar

@GinNig
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TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @GinNig SEEEEEX

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

this past six months are the times where indies took AAA out behind the woodshed

:blobcatsuit: lets make every game about bitchy fat women telling the player how awfulk they are
:blobcatfireeyes: baldurs gate 3
:blobcatsuit: well that was fucking embarassing but flukes happen lets launch the next wave of player hating bullshit
:ablobcatcarameldansen: lethal company
:blobcatsuit: okay fuck some little furry game with a shimmy dance has shoved it up our ass AGAIN but surely this can't keep
:comfypeek: rogue trader
:blobcatbigcomf5: palworld
:blobcatsuit: i fucking weep

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn Soulless cretins BTFO

arisudotexe, to random
@arisudotexe@social.isekco.re avatar

FUCK YEAH

TURBORETARD9000,

@arisudotexe @ThrowawayAI > swifty
Yeah, there's no winning there

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

That is her brother btw

image/jpeg

TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou They should have sex

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

wasted too much time.. gotta pile up on caffiene and get back to the grind :blobcatgooglynotlikethis:

TURBORETARD9000,

@icedquinn pls be careful
Hugg, I know the feeling all too well

TURBORETARD9000, to random

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RedTechEngineer, to random

@sjw I'm wearing Cannabis. I don't get the appeal.

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @RedTechEngineer yeah but how are we supposed to mark it up 10000% if we don't force the entire supply chain to spend more money they don't need to

Arcana, to random
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TURBORETARD9000,

@paula9 @Arcana @Ukko :akko_blush:

ChristiJunior, to random
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Semifinals – PREVIEW

Just my thoughts on the upcoming semifinals.

1ST SEMIFINAL MATCH:

32nd Seed Osaka VS 12th Seed Senko

Senko has not only been the strongest and most impressive-looking girl throughout this entire tournament, she has been the single most dominant entity of ANY major Fediverse tournament, ever, even putting someone like Samus to shame - remember, 4 different girls held Samus below 60%, while Senko has yet to even come close to dipping below 60%, and that’s against very respectable opposition. When an iconic, instant classic Waifu like Yor Forger has to work hard just to avoid getting Doubled, you just KNOW that Senko is insane. Senko winning this match, and indeed, the whole tournament seems like a no-brainer at this point.

However, the ancient Fox Loli is going up against an opponent that the rules of common sense don’t apply to. Osaka’s inexplicable, unbelievable underdog run has already overcome the tournament’s #1 Seed, a change in the voting format and a fellow oldfag Meme girl, and if anything she just seems to be gaining strength. At this point I’m no longer reminded of someone like Shanoa in the vidya girl tournament, but Greece in the Euro 2004 soccer championship. NOBODY had any faith in the Greek team, despite it producing giant upset after giant upset, all the way until it reached the finals, at which point everybody suddenly realized that, oh fuck, these niggers really are gonna win it all, aren’t they?

Considering that Senko has already wiped the floor with a girl who has actually BEATEN Osaka, and by a pretty big margin at that, there’s no conceivable reason why Senko shouldn’t nuke the tournament’s bottom seed. But I’m here to tell you that if Osaka manages to withstand Senko’s early onslaught, you better watch out, because it’s hard to imagine Osaka actually losing a close match at this point. And if she does defeat Senko, our underdog heroine is winning it all, like Greece did in 2004.

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TURBORETARD9000,

@Awoo @SuperSnekFriend @ChristiJunior how dare you slander Loli in such a manner

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar

Women are retarded

https://bae.st/media/729468d82eac53a78fadbc4736780b25f333e54cb94b6cc564399924525d2e0a.png?name=Pipkin%20Pippa%20pregnant_106747259.png

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @RedTechEngineer and have babies

TURBORETARD9000, to random

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TURBORETARD9000,

@Kyou Not the most optimal circumstances for it but yeah

dixienationalist, to random
@dixienationalist@nicecrew.digital avatar

I've been wanting to do some shit like this with like a Windows ME lol.

video/mp4

TURBORETARD9000,

@narada @Awoo @dixienationalist @tyler oh on computers

TURBORETARD9000,

@narada @Awoo @dixienationalist @tyler lol the images are broken

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar

Women need their tiddies inspected

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @ForbiddenDreamer @Jonny @Royper Prevent?

TURBORETARD9000,

@sjw @koropokkur @get All the more reason to blast their cervix

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