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yockeypuck, to random
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The cutest part of a woman is the buccal fat.

TalmudTranslator,
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@graf @WhiteApe @yockeypuck Is that doordash? You guys got that shit now? I remember canada only had its own thing called skip the dishes for a bit and I fucking hated the name and always thought it sounded like a bad meet up and fuck dating site from 09.

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@yockeypuck @graf @WhiteApe With how many pajeets they are letting in that is probably a multibillion dollar business you just gave away

adequate, to random
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@graf ??? cross-site request forgery attack?

TalmudTranslator,
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@graf @adequate Speaking of brave have you ever tried to get in the automatic donations list thing for bat? Or is there some gay issue with it cause the wallet service for brave is fucking terrible so I'm sure people myself included would just set it to auto give poast most of the bat

Kyou, to random
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Stonetoss got doxxed but I feel like this is not going to affect him too much

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@Kerosene @Kyou With your username and location in south america I would not start that trend. I have seen elite squad

TalmudTranslator, to random
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@graf can you just give helldivers some server space for free cause I am about to kill myself if this shit stays down a few more days

nugger, to random
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@PraxisOfEvil RICK WERE YOU THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED I GO WORK AT A MILITARY BASE OR WAREHOUSE FOR BENNIES? MY MEMORY IS FAILING ME, SORRY

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@nugger @PraxisOfEvil I was the one who suggested you get a job at the the dick suckin homo clown factory, finally put use to your degree from sloppy top university. Haha just kiddin be gud brother

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zoomers like urbanism because mommy and daddy were glued to the tv instead of teaching kids how to drive

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@burner @rher @Forestofenchantment @PurpCat If you can do fully remote work I know west virginia has grants now where they will give you like 15k to move there. Before anyone says >west virginia, there are a lot of great small towns there on the ohio border its not all meth trailer parks.

graf, to random
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well, well. we made it friends. through thick and thin and against a lot of people's wishes Poast is officially 3 years old.

what started out as a shitty mastodon server we somehow managed to convince 2000 people from twitter to join in the span of only a few hours on January 13, 2021 to over 30,000 strong today.

in three short years we managed to best every single challenge and hurdle thrown at us from brainlet dramanigger accusations to 0day exploits, news hit pieces and financial struggles we made it through all of it.

we are thankful that you have all stuck around despite everything, growing pains and all and we look forward to many more years here with you.

🎂🎈 god bless you poast and thank you for everything 🎈🎉

if you like what we do and you want to see poast stick around, consider becoming a patron or making a one off donation

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TalmudTranslator,
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@GrungeQueef @graf @Barbecued_Lemons @marlin @Tepid_Tapir If that is real then it was taken in some sort of genetic testing location judging by the barbers fucked up thumbs and their zero pores on their faces.

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TalmudTranslator,
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@shedinja @DEERBLOOD @MisterLister @givenup @suicideboy @Dicer I'm only one year away from being a zoomer and next year will be 30. Gonna have to update that soyjak soon

TalmudTranslator,
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@givenup @shedinja @DEERBLOOD @MisterLister @suicideboy @Dicer No, as in I was born the last year of people being called a millennial. So early zoomers are almost 30 now as well.

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:blobcataww:

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graf, to random
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making buldak pizza again because I have to use the dough i made and all that pizza mozzarella dam 🦫

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@graf @zero I had a sunny side up fried egg on pizza a couple times and it was interesting but now I'm curious what a buldak pizza with egg on would taste like, seems like a pretty good combo and I might make that this weekend.

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I will now consider subscribing to Kagi. @RustyCrab

RT: https://nileane.fr/users/nileane/statuses/111705532073853768

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@narada @Hoss @RustyCrab @nileane Sounds like you just want to have sex with a cloud made up of evaporated gay men who are suffering, checkmate homophobe.

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>What if we just give the tards a bunch of weed so they don't sperg out?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/pmid/37937428/
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TalmudTranslator,
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@McMongoose @sjw iirc in like the 50s swedish scientists were wondering if sweets were actually bad for your teeth so they went and got a bunch of retarded people in mental hospitals and just force fed them chocolate and toffee until their teeth rotted out lmao.

Awoo, to random
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Guys, now hear me out here, what if and I know this may sound crazy but what if, it isn't the Jews but was actually women this whole time?
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TalmudTranslator,
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@Awoo I have heard people say that Chinese population numbers are highly exaggerated and they are having the same problem a lot of other countries are having with elderly population being larger than younger, so could be just them playing catch up.

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gf watching a true crime show about a nigger crime ~10 years ago
I knew the injustice system worshiped niggers but I had wrongfully assumed it only got bad in the last 5-6 years
The story:
>some nigger moved from NYC to Maine with his nigger wife & nigglets
>Makes all his money selling crack
>Police know this and do nothing
>He convinces local White woman to leave her husband & steal his car
>Then the nigger kills her & dumps the car
>Some retard on the show says he used a "HiPoint Smith&Wesson in 40 caliber"
>They keep showing a Glock 21L on the screen
>Nigger executed her at his rental
>Niggers made such a mess at the rental (before killing the woman) that the landlord kicks them out for renovations
>Like always cops try to pin it on the husband because they don't have evidence to convict the nigger because the renovations already started which disturbed the crime scene
>Nigger realizes they're onto him and runs away back to NYC leaving his wife in Maine
>Husband's alibi is rock solid (at work on security footage) so now they go after the nigger woman because maybe she was jealous her nigger husband was sleeping with this White woman he kidnapped
>Then they find out that the murderer woman was raped first so they try to get NYC to cooperate in finding a nigger criminal
>Of course they don't
>The nigger even admits he did it on the phone to the murdered woman's husband
>NYC still does nothing
>Judge eventually throws that evidence out because the nigger didn't know the police were listening to the call
>District attorney doesn't want to do anything because it's a nigger crime in Maine
>Finally they get a breakthrough when they interview the neighbor who saw the nigger dump the body into the stolen car from the niggers apartment
>They lure the nigger back to Maine because his wife needed money for their kids
>Identified in a lineup by the neighbor
>But the DA still wants more
>They finally find the bullet in the wall
>State crime lab does Hollywood forensics (firearm forensics are 99% fiction)
>DA finally quits blocking it and he's sentenced for 42yrs

TalmudTranslator,
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@elftummy I fucking hate people believing in firearm forensics so much. Glock is pumping out 10k barrels a week probably and all of them are made on cnc machines you can take any glock or similar gun and match the grooves on a bullet also shot from any other same model gun. It's a process that can lead you to narrowing shit down but people think it means it matched to that exact gun like its dna.

graf, to random
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your thoughts on arby’s? :arbys:

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@graf It's good for like the first sandwich but when you are on beef and cheddar 2 or 3 you start to notice something s not quite right and you are eating meat paste smushed into a loaf and then sliced by the texture.

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@MuscleOrc1221 @graf @Fash@poa.st @BlubberSockets I can't eat wendy's anymore they used to be great but they have really went to shit since like 2010ish. The burgers are always dry now, the sea salt fries are way too salty and the nuggets are trash and their bbq sauce is fucking gross. It's not awful but every time I go I expect 10/10 2000s wendys and get 5.5/10 modern slop. Dave thomas is rolling in his grave

graf, to random
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since christmas is over now tell me how your christmas went. you don't have to go into detail, but share what you'd like. hope everybody had a great day thank you friend

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@graf @StoleMyThundersBalls people like to talk shit on the 4060 for not being much better than the 3060, you can get a 3060 used for 250 which is the better deal over a 400 4060 but for 300 that's pretty good. Unless you were talking in beaver dollars then even the 400 buck one is a great deal.

graf, to random
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hey friends i bean super busy tonight what u bean up^2?

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@graf @HarryNuggets Those might be ok just from the form being different but I had cauliflower "fries" once and the texture as so god awful I only took one bite.

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@Twoinchdestroya @graf @CoQ_10 If you can in your country get nicotine pouches like zyn or rouge etc. They are cheap and have nicotine salts so it absorbs instantly so you don't have the slow build up to getting your craving curbed like the gum or patches. It makes quitting smoking very easy and then weening off the pouches is 1000x easier than quitting smoking

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