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The_Almighty_Kek

@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital

NCD Mod
Breakfast King
Pancake Enjoyer
Coffee Douchebag
The Metric system is superior in every way and you can't win an argument against that fact.

Cartoonist. Creator of KekToons series.

:kek_love: :huh: :salty_love:

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KiKi88, to random
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One of the things I really hate is when I get towards the end of the roll of aluminum foil and it gets all wrinkly.
As soon as I start seeing the wrinkles, I chunk the rest of it

😒

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I don't think aluminum chunks are very helpful when it comes to food storage though :kek_thinking:

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Thanks I like it, too!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :kek_aaaaaa:
I think I need to work on this emoji to make it shake more, though

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I'll try to add shake tonight. Matty will have to update it on here tho lol

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Nah only the admin has access to that part of the settings :kek_cry:

graf, to random
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stuck in an elevator moment

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Just do what everyone on TV does and climb out through the trap door in the ceiling.

RustyCrab, to random
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I have a theory that part of YouTube's big push back on ad blockers now is part of a contract with the military that said "get rid of all of them". There is no economic sense in going for the last 5% of people who use invidious so aggressively. I have been setting up a new OS without adblock yet and almost every ad I've gotten so far has something to do with the army.

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I can't watch YT on my work PC anymore. It just shows a "nope. disable your adblock now, or no viddies, nigger"

thegreatape, to random
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This one goes out to all the beautiful people who do and don't follow me

The_Almighty_Kek,
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:gm: and open bob my friend

SaltyBlonde, to random
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:huh:

The_Almighty_Kek,
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:huh:

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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I love Reuben sammiches

d0c40r0, to random
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>gained 6 lbs in Australia
it’s joever

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Uh oh you got yourself a chubby chaser

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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Happy @Humpleupagus Day, friends!

video/mp4

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I do go home for lunch :kek_shrug:

graf, to random
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100% of the 25 or 26 employees working at this tim hortons are indian

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Not all of us are on Pfizer's payroll and can afford to be that retarded.

diazepam, to random
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>search australia
>this pops up
@cassidyclown :abyss:

The_Almighty_Kek,
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WTF is that? Its legs are all retarded

Royper, to random
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image/jpeg

The_Almighty_Kek,
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New emoji?

graf, to random
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good morny friends busy day

The_Almighty_Kek,
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On top of the mornt list, eh chart corn?

graf, to random
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your thoughts on arby’s? :arbys:

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Mmm fryer scrapings
dip dip dip dip dip

zero, to random
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this guy is worse than pokimane and hasan but almost nobody calls him out on that shit

The_Almighty_Kek,
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That's about all. Peace out.

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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Good Friday Morning my niggas

The_Almighty_Kek,
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:gmmmm: homie

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I'm off until Tyewsdee

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Driving to Georgia and back tomorrow :kek_sob:

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Hey it's bad enough that I have to enter Georgia. Don't add insult to injury!

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I will throw the stereo system out the window on the highway before a single cycle of country music audio signal passes to these speaker diaphragms.

graf, to random
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alright fellas here goes

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Guilty pleasure of mine. Everybody's always like "mehhh FiVe GuYs is GrOsS" but I like it.

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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Today is the day for heaventhreads, not hellthreads.

RustyCrab, to random
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The_Almighty_Kek,
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Gotta up your fumo game and get a graf one, nigga

Wisconsin_Kraut, to random

Merry Christmas!
Christ is born Alleluia!

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Ah man I hate when the dog turns into a wendigo :kek_doh:

Owl, to random
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ミントおおお

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I love dense, chewy pastas. Cavatelli, cascatelli, casarecce. T H I C C

graf, to random
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fellas there's exactly one week of the year left. if you are holding some petty grudge, or trying actively to make somebodys life hard for no reason consider changing your ways. apologize and try to mend friendships. we're all in this together and the circle of people who "get it" is shrinking fast

The_Almighty_Kek,
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It's that time of day where it's probably too late to have my morning coffee and that I should wait until later at the Christmas Eve gathering with the family. :kek_sob:

Owl, to random
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Pictured: stoicism.

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Why pay for commissioned artwork when there's a stock of retards at your disposal who'll do it for free?

sjw, to random
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なんで私が..._98666254.png

The_Almighty_Kek,
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... diarrhea? :kek_skeptical:

tyler, to random
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Failed to sleep in today 😩

The_Almighty_Kek,
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:bucees:

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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NEW Cartoon - "Christmas 2023"
December 22, 2023
Features Nigbot, @matty and a @graf cameo.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

sjw, to random
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I'm at the doctor's office. I feel really bad. This sucks.

The_Almighty_Kek,
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Looks like they also have good Home Alone continuity throughout the facility. That's always a plus.

BigDuck, to random
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RT: https://poa.st/objects/4848eb07-e3a8-4985-a0f3-7a813315fe15

The_Almighty_Kek,
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I was going to include you in this week's comic, but now I think the bar has been set too high :cry_hq:

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
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Thanks @scenesbycolleen !
This is now the most terrifying painting in my house. :pepe_spooky:

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