@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

The_Almighty_Kek

@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital

NCD Mod
Breakfast King
Pancake Enjoyer
Coffee Douchebag
The Metric system is superior in every way and you can't win an argument against that fact.

Cartoonist. Creator of KekToons series.

:kek_love: :huh: :salty_love:

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Humpleupagus, to random
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

This is what people who say they use Windows because they can't game on Linux are playing.

video/mp4

The_Almighty_Kek,
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

I hear that. Got a little hungry bc skipped lunch. Got some jerkie out of the vending machine.

graf, to random
@graf@poa.st avatar

@matty i just remembered you want to learn awk, im using it right now to pick through the nitter logs to find undesirables :mfwniggers:. give this a shot on your pleroma nginx logs, it will return a list sorted by the most common of the user agents hitting your webserver for ncd

sudo awk '{print $12}' /var/log/nginx/access.log | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr

The_Almighty_Kek,
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

pretends to understand this

mhm, mhm... :kek_thinking:

The_Almighty_Kek, to random
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

start acting completely normal :n3f:

ThePirateQueen, to random
@ThePirateQueen@poa.st avatar

Paying more for less content. This is the Blockbuster Video model of business.

RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/c381c5ca-4d02-4e8e-afac-21e8a48d792f

The_Almighty_Kek,
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

Is it loaded with solid color images with plain White text saying stupid shit like "Our president is a NURSING HOME PATIENT!!" with a bunch of floating 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 emojis in the background?

RustyCrab, to random
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

jesus fucking christ

The_Almighty_Kek,
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

I mean he's not wrong. His brain controls involuntary intestinal contractions which move shit.

graf, to random
@graf@poa.st avatar

mom can you pick me up the giggers are fighting on my website again

The_Almighty_Kek,
@The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar
jbpoast, to random
@jbpoast@poa.st avatar

deleted_by_author

    •
    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Thank you Matty AND Graf for proving two great places to hang out. 🍻

    RustyCrab, to random
    @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

    Man I don't want to switch to iPhone :niggaabyss:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Ew I don't blame you bro

    Jim, to random
    @Jim@poa.st avatar

    >Nick is the savior of the white race
    24 hours later
    >ahhhhhhh, why do they call him cum detective?

    lmfao

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    They all seem to have similar skeletons in the pantry

    GolfCartLady, to random
    @GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I am the Chief Boobies Officer of NiceCrew Enterprises ​ :sign_boobs:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    All frogs have cloacas, though. Is there some reason they can't slap em?

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Those little frog cheeks :kek_joy:

    The_Almighty_Kek, to random
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I'm the official admin of (I take all the authority I want, goyim!)

    The_Almighty_Kek, to random
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Sucks that I can barely draw my own cartoon character with a dry erase marker. :kek_tiresome: :its_over_a:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Not a watermelon fan?

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I want to but I can't abuse muh privileges. 😇

    Shadowman311, to random
    @Shadowman311@poa.st avatar

    It really is surprising just how little black history month there actually has been, I think I've seen a billboard thus far, like a singular one.

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    LISTEN MAN...
    > takes off glasses
    YOU A- -75dB volume reduction

    KiKi88, to random
    @KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

    How the f did people (men) come up with food competitions to see who is the fastest eater

    Why do you do this?
    What is wrong with you people :blob_cry:
    I want to vomit everytime i see it

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    The vinegar would have me squirtin tummy juice across the room 🤮

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I'm good with the texture and whatnot but vinegar makes me want to barf myself completely inside out

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Yeah it's that way for me, along with bleu cheese.

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I kinda want to beat people who bring it over

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    What are you saying nigga

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    You are not allowed in my house

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    There's one dog and you can't see her. 😤

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    There's only one girl who can be violent to this filthy body and that would be @SaltyBlonde 😤

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Yeah I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE, GRABBED YOUR PHONE, AND TYPED IN GOATSE FOR YOU

    KiKi88, to random
    @KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I don't know what's happening here

    video/mp4

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Hey I'll give it a shot

    graf, to random
    @graf@poa.st avatar

    some serious database degradation is going on with the poast matrix. offlining now to swap the drives to the other racked chassis and im going to attempt to repair the database. downtime will be probably at least an hour, likely 4 or 5

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    "One Hot Dog, please!"

    matty, to random
    @matty@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Good night nall yiggas

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    That slaps, bro

    TarnishedYarmulke, to random
    @TarnishedYarmulke@nicecrew.digital avatar

    :glow_dance: average styxhexenhammer fan

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Alright everyone...
    > shits
    It's kinda funny!
    > flush
    That's about all... Peace out.

    GolfCartLady, to random
    @GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Heh... :flips_hair:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    It's unfortunate but he's after you now

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Have you tried just asking? :kek_shrug:

    graf, to random
    @graf@poa.st avatar

    get a load of this lmfao. scroll to pisskey if you want to see this faggot use me trying to tell somebody malwarebytes blocked them as receipt to block. menthol illnus on display luv xx

    seirdy.one/posts/2023/05/02/fediverse-blocklists/

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Loser gets a plane ride with Crooked Hillary

    matty, to random
    @matty@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Welcome to NCD @scenesbycolleen :mfw_niggers2:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Sweet! Maybe now I'll actually be able to see the paintings she posts. (Images from FSE would pretty much never load)

    Welcome Colleen :kek_grin:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    She's gonna go somewhere else now

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    video/mp4

    RustyCrab, to random
    @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

    goblin neigher

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Literally vampire potbelly goblins

    graf, to random Ukrainian
    @graf@poa.st avatar

    fellas, it’s our year

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    glad I'm not a poast mod

    Dan_Hulson, to random
    @Dan_Hulson@poa.st avatar

    @KiKi88 poasting boob on the tl it is a good day

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    This nigga and his wisdom

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Mine was so small it gave back storage space on the server

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Mine was like -3 mebibits

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar
    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    You ever seen someone milk a cow?

    SaltyBlonde, to random
    @SaltyBlonde@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I’m gonna go get the Covid vax today.

    Wish me luck :kitty_pat:

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I think you underestimate my power here, bro (brother)

    The_Almighty_Kek, to random
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Oh shit it's trash night

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Little heeb pandas

    dnc, to random
    @dnc@vive.im avatar

    Homemade ravioli (ricotta from scratch too!) https://www.diningandcooking.com/1181670/homemade-ravioli-ricotta-from-scratch-too/

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I've never had beef wellington and I badly wish to

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Sorry about your luck @ThatMushroom

    KiKi88, to random
    @KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

    One of the things I really hate is when I get towards the end of the roll of aluminum foil and it gets all wrinkly.
    As soon as I start seeing the wrinkles, I chunk the rest of it

    😒

    The_Almighty_Kek,
    @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital avatar

    I'm not sure if that's a @matty complaint or a @alex complaint, tbh

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • Hentai
  • doujinshi
  • announcements
  • general
  • All magazines
    •