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Zucchini

@Zucchini@bae.st

Bored nerd who likes to play board games and misses the old internet.

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Zucchini, to random
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Oh wise @graf of the fedi do you use a split/ergo keyboard and if so which one or are you just riding your wrists until they're dust?

4-500 dollary-dos seems a bit excessive. (I don't give a fuck about RGB)

PraxisOfEvil, to random
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I don't get why it's a-okay to have sex scenes in BG3 but seeing camel toe in Stellar Blade is unforgivable.

Zucchini,
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@yockeypuck @GoodBoyUV @PraxisOfEvil @YTFoidLover1488 @graf I thought mellony mack or whatever her name is was the one for you.

Waldbrand, to random
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I HATE LAIN, I WOULD KILL LAIN.

RT: https://clubcyberia.co/objects/b0d6218f-b28e-4cbf-a214-7d10ccea178f

Zucchini,
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@Waldbrand @RustyCrab You will never get a psycho egirl GF talking like that.

graf, to random
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pick the OS for the new Poast IRC dedicated hardware

Zucchini,
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@milk @graf Milk is a tyrant drunk on power subverting the democratic process

DutchBoomerMan, to random
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Say a prayer for this Man

Zucchini,
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@DutchBoomerMan @sun
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news, to random
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https://liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc-news-coverage/2024/4/6/24123036/liverpool-fc-team-news-trent-alexander-arnold-hosts-peloton-walking-class

Zucchini,
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@milk @news @Frank_O_Pinon @graf Milk out here respecting pronouns and shit. Yuck.

Zucchini,
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@milk @news @Frank_O_Pinon @graf Maybe they don't have women there anymore. What proof do we have?

Zucchini,
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@graf @news @Frank_O_Pinon @milk Where you in a British woman today is that why you're making this comparison?

justnormalkorean, to random
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Whoever is running against this guy for Texas senator needs to plaster this all over their campaign ad.

Zucchini,
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@justnormalkorean What the fuck happened

Zucchini,
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@Quentel @justnormalkorean I seen fuckers in the Carolinas shred beef and call it brisket.

🤮

SK1ZM, to random
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Passed by a gnarly six car pile-up into a construction site along the interstate, because it's 4am 🧐

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Deplorable_Degenerate @Mnxn @SK1ZM @d0c40r0 @n3f_X How are you going to post this on Easter infront of the bunny, Jesus, and my easter basket?

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Deplorable_Degenerate @Mnxn @SK1ZM @d0c40r0 @n3f_X
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Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Deplorable_Degenerate @Mnxn @SK1ZM @d0c40r0 @n3f_X Look how this rabbit is judging you too
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graf, (edited ) to random
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@p @p check this out @sjw @Moon somebody introduced a backdoor into xz/xz-utils (debian/ubuntu) via systemd and openssh (openrc chads stay winning)

openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4

github.com/tukaani-project/xz/commit/af071ef7702debef4f1d324616a0137a5001c14c

:arch: CVE is up security.archlinux.org/CVE-2024-3094

:gentoo: is marked in-progress bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=CVE-2024-3094

Zucchini,
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@yockeypuck @p @sjw @graf @Moon @p

If you really use slackware I take back all my bullying about your egirl addiction.

Zucchini,
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@yockeypuck @p @sjw @graf @Moon @p When I was a young idiot I let someone from IRC convince me to put slackware on my family's PC. Best thing anyone ever did for me on the internet. He thought it was hilarious but he did help me get it working. Drivers where such a pain in the ass back then...

GolfCartLady, to random
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Good morning ☕ :kitty_pat:

Zucchini,
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@GolfCartLady What up my brother from another mother, my nigga cart, the titty plug of the fedi?

Zucchini,
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@GolfCartLady Don't suggest sipping Zucchini, has been known to have adverse effects.

Zucchini,
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@GolfCartLady @Humpleupagus Ignore the black guy from africa, he can only handle mud, carbs, and fried meats with his primitive digestive system.

Zucchini may lead to feelings of healthiness and getting your daily required vitamins naturally. Yuck!!

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @GolfCartLady You would be able to quote a gay book from memory elephant dude. Why is that?

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @GolfCartLady

Using alphabet company products by choice is a sure sign of being a homosexual. I'm sorry elephant guy this is terminal you have aids.

Dan_Hulson, to random
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Gm friends hope you're all well. 2 days away from fedi billions of notifs and messages but Fedi did not fall without me. Please next time manufacture a crisis due to my absence to make me feel needed and super important

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer Everything is so degen now are there even normies who are not stuck in loveless marriages where they don't have sex anymore?

bread, to random
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Oof... almost accidentally ate mint ice cream... that was a close one!

Zucchini,
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@matty @bread die mad
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Zucchini,
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@matty @bread You take that shit back Matty, that is just rude.

Humpleupagus, to random
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Me vs. Your wife. 😏

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Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus You let that guy who shit talks you on the internet's wife peg you bro? Gay as fuck.

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus Im going to project a drive in theater movie onto you because you're so fat it will work.

because you're fat.

big
and
fat

RustyCrab, to random
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It really pisses me off when I have 64 gigs of ram and programs still insist on grinding my disk to shreds with temp files instead of making use of that. Nobody's running terabytes of compressed data through a raspberry pi you stupid nigger

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @RustyCrab @Dicey @syzygy @zero

Yeah it's really getting to the point that even the games that need windows to play them are not worth the headache and heartache of windows.

I just hope steamdecks keep being popular as a way to push publishers to support linux in the future.

RealRaul, to random
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Aryan woman enjoying the European beauty

Zucchini,
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@RealRaul Why does raul keep posting AI generated pictures of @xuya ???

Paulyfrog64, to random
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A group of 8th graders in Massachusetts are facing CRIMINAL charges over some racist messages posted in a group chat. One of the 8th graders gave the news team a statement "quit your bitching nigger."

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Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @Paulyfrog64 Have white people learned nothing about cheap labor in the years since 1692?

graf, to random
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>he didnt order a pizza on pi day
explain yourself

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @Sui @CelticCross83 @Dudebro @Silverwolf @Xenophon @matty @n3f_X @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent @graf

I think if you said the words "blood sucker blow job" to a woman every woman in a 50 mile radius would instantly dry up like the sahara desert and you would never have to worry about being limp again.

creamqueen, to random
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I froth

Zucchini,
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@creamqueen You let the pizzas touch, that's homosexual.

RustyCrab, to random
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cream queen's house when they searched it:

Zucchini,
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@RustyCrab Bread and Butter Pickles are cringe.

Floppa, to random
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Not sure how I got a checkmark on here but that's very nice!
I've never had a checkmark before!

Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @11112011 @KennyWhitePowers @MCMLXVIIOTG @Xenophon @d0c40r0 @Floppa @Mozgus @PraxisOfEvil @graf Tiddies?

unabomber, to random
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Zucchini,
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@Silverwolf @Humpleupagus @unabomber

Their tax base is gone or leaving. The cost of living is so high that to get someone to clean up puke at a school puts them in the 5% of earners in the world while still being at a poverty level. They encourage and accept any and all parasites on the system into their tax base who will never contribute to the society they exploit. Among a infinite list of other bad choices that where made by LA and SF.

The money printer is about to stop after the election and governments and businesses are starting to prepare. You think it's been a bad 2 years it's about to get greatly more depressing.

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Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @ChristopherBRobin @verita84_uwu I will never forgive you for making me see this.

Soy_Magnus, to random
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@Humpleupagus soy jacks are now for elepant too

Zucchini,
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@Soy_Magnus @Humpleupagus

Humpy the elephant has now forever been destroyed. Time to retire his whole posting gimmick and avatar in a elephant graveyard and start over because he can never come back from being soy'd this hard.

graf, to random
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>5 gab users have become poast patrons
lets go stealing from the gay and giving to the based

Zucchini,
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@graf Are you going to let them uoload pictures or will that be extra?

KiKi88, to random
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Matty doxxed

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Zucchini,
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@Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @matty

Elephant guy admits to wanting to date a fat nigger. RIP.

TeaTootler, to random
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Good morning

Zucchini,
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@graf @TeaTootler Graf Troon arc starts now. :(

Jim, to random
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Official response from Rabbi Joshua Metzger of Chabad in NYC about the recent discovery of the tunnels.

"Every day over 1200 dollars worth of nickels, quarters, dimes, and precious little pennies are dropped accidentally by the people of New York City as they commute to and from work. These tiny gifts just fall into the sewers forgotten and unloved. So we of the Chabad dedicated ourselves to burrowing under the streets to collect these offerings."

Zucchini,
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@Jim Came on the fedi to talk about someone getting assaulted with a croquette mallet on fish tank tonight and they find the human sacrifice rape tunnels from pizza gate. Talk about upstaged lol

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Zucchini,
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@PeachySummer Batman or Scott Pilgrim I don't see what the issue is. Women always so picky.

Zucchini,
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@PeachySummer

I'm not good at super heroes. They all seem pretty retarded to me.

sjw, to random
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We should pray for iPhone users like @graf :brainlet:
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Zucchini,
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@sjw @graf Also before anyone starts running around freaking out about this and putting your phone in a faraday cage this was from June this year.

RustyCrab, to random
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I DON'T WANNA DUALBOOT DUALBOOTING SUCKS SO MUCH :mokouDead:

Zucchini,
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@PeachySummer @RustyCrab

Really fuck him up and get him to set up Proxmox.

sjw, to random
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Women shidding

Zucchini,
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@sjw I don't think that's scientifically possible so you're safe.

sjw, to random
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Would you finger your wife's butthole?

https://bae.st/media/e2a55e1cf96465a95e1db5efa6b1e289419f71ba127910fa7b90dcb734db82d1.jpg?name=%E5%85%A8%E9%83%A8%E9%9B%AA%E3%81%AE%E3%81%9B%E3%81%84%E3%81%A0%E3%80%82_79197564_p1.jpg

Zucchini,
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@sjw @special@poa.st What are yall doing to bats?!?!
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Zucchini,
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@sjw @special@poa.st You're pretty degenerate SJW but you're ok in my book.

Awoo, to random
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>Cheated using anal beads
:aniwhat:
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Zucchini,
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@Awoo What a shitty situation for all players involved. If someone would pollute the game like this I think it's definitely time for the governing body of bad games that no one should play to step in and put this guy's career in the toilet.

Awoo, to random
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:awoo_laugh2:
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Zucchini,
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@Awoo This is the best trolling I've seen in a while.

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