@disabled@shota.house
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disabled

@disabled@shota.house

:baba_d::baba_i::baba_s::baba_a::baba_b::baba_l::baba_e::baba_d:

I can't receive Pleroma chats.

Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
Femdom X Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/FemdomxShota_Bot
Straight Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/StraightShota_Bot

:cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance:

~ ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

18+ Gatitasecsii, to random
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I had an idea;

From now on I will add the tag to my more niche pics, so that those of you who don't like fun can block it and never see anything "weird" from me ever again c:

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@Gatitasecsii What’s GTX stand for? what classifies as “weird”?

moyi, to random
@moyi@shota.house avatar

what did disa mean by this ????

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@degen @moyi Secure the mixed race!

disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

IN July.

Source: https://youtu.be/tyko_oQ0da8

video/mp4

lamp, to random
@lamp@kitty.haus avatar

x3

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@gamercat @lamp x3

brittbratt_fingerpuppet, to random
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Guise???

video/mp4

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet They’ll never understand.

basket, to random
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disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@basket My favorite personality….PREGNANT!

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
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Sorry LOLIs. I’m in the mood for something more FILLING :watamelonbooba: :pepeLaugh:

[wass_nonnam]

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 sometimes you have lapses. But it always cums back to tiddy! https://shota.house/emoji/unsorted/cumsplat.pnghttps://shota.house/emoji/blobcat/meow_wobble.png

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256:
> likes flats equally to big tiddies beauties.
> just depends on who lets him grab and suckle

@disabled:
> thinks about it.
> flats have nothing to suckle or grab.
> video attachment

RehnSturm256, to random
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:cumsplat: :meow_wobble:

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 is the middle one super brown and shiny because she had a diarrhea day?

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 It's supposed to be their buttholes right? I didn't get it at first, my wife had to explain it to me. But, if it's supposed to be their buttholes, then why do the first and last ones look like they have an entirely different texture without so much glossy sheen?

It would then stand to reason that there was a reason one was super glossy with a sloppy wet shine.

And that reason would also have to have a similar sloppy brown wetness.

Thus, Diarrhea.
https://shota.house/emoji/nttemojipack/nttlightbulb.pnghttps://shota.house/emoji/Original_SH/Disa_Yay.png

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Why do you wanna kick my butt? How do I prepare? I have chronic Diarrhea, does that make preparation easier? :smugified:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy Well, that’s not fair! Ofcourse she gets it, she had to explain it to me! She never explained that part! Thus she has an unfair advantage! :Disa:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 OH Is her butt all shiny and glossy and sloppy cause you buttered it? I almost forgot you were the local butt butterer

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 I apologize for my ignorance! Ofcourse it’s just shiny cause it’s been thoroughly buttered!

I feel like such a fool! :02_facepalm:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Equally? Surely you mean equally, while taking size into account. Because a toast amount of butter would not be enough for a butt buttering! Unless you mean the butter is proportional to the service area and thus the overall amount would cover the same percentage of butt that it covers toast.

disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

My cat has started jumping to the highest shelf in the house and then immediately meowing. Like, you did this to youself, the fuck do you want me to do about it? I didn’t make you jump up there. I didn’t put you up there. I had literally no part in you being in the position you are right now.

romin, to random
@romin@shitposter.world avatar

:l_curious: how do I do [thing] using [x]
:akko_derp: you should use [y] instead
:l_wat: STFU

disabled,
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@romin Don’t forget the part where they don’t tell you how to do [thing] using [y] either, they simply chimed in to tell you to use [y]. :jahy_laugh:

disabled, (edited ) to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

Adding Baraag to the bubble was such a good decision!

I’ve found a perfect way to discover artists to commission, I call it “Baraag hopping”. Basically, you just go to a baraag user and then just scroll through their profile, if you like what they make, you stop there. But if you’re looking for something different, you just see what they repeated, see if anything they repeated is closer to what you’re looking for and continue until you find what you’re looking for.

Baraag artists, get ready for Disa! Cause he’s gonna be in touch soon! Not too soon though, you still have time to get ready. :P

basket, to random
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disabled,
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@basket I think I’m “child bf” :Disa_Flustered:

disabled, to random
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What’s your favorite number? Mine is 7.

romin, to random
@romin@shitposter.world avatar

to go [outside] or not to go [outside], dilemmas dilemmas

disabled,
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@romin I like going on walks, depending on the day. I say go if the weather isn’t too miserable. :Sunrise between the twin towers s-130057842:

GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy, to random
@GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy@shota.house avatar

think the big bang theory gave me a thing for asthmatics being fucked so hard they hack and wheeze

disabled,
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@GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy TFW: I’m basically asthmatic due one of my lungs just being like half a lung. :JahyScared:

disabled, to random
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Basically, my cat @me.

unwise, to random
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@disabled Hey, earlier today I tried to visit Burggit but it was throwing server errors, and now that it's online I can't log in. Did something happen to the service? Sorry if you're not the right person to ask.

disabled,
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@unwise Our hosting provider for Burggit is moving all servers to a new datacenter, which is what has been causing the issues lately. Our disks are being overloaded and can’t keep up with disk writes due to them being moved to the new DC.

This is likely the issue with logging in. Provided you are not getting any errors when logging in and are instead met with an infinite loading bar.

If there are actual error popups while logging in let me know, though we likely won’t be able to effectively deal with them until after Burggit has fully moved to the new DC.

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
@RehnSturm256@shota.house avatar

Shotacon wife who takes suspiciously ecstatic joy knowing our son is making many cute male friends from school, and she organizes lots of sleepovers & home parties for the lads :Disa_Blush:

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 The shota lads wake up extra refreshed and their underwear feels freshly laundered. :Thonkeng:
https://shota.house/emoji/Original_SH/Disa_Flustered.png

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
@RehnSturm256@shota.house avatar

@disabled m-milking before and after :Disa_Blush: imagine if she had some help! :blobcatdrool2:

Sauce: https://shota.house/notice/Ah8pUQMVafFBFn17Qm

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 :Disa_Drool: Oh, fuck yes!!! :Disa_Ahegao: :Disa_Thirsty:

These are good images!

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
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Good. Morning. :cat_grump: You all better have a good day today.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Jokes on you! I haven’t gone to bed yet! :smugified:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 I’ve been having a good evening. And no worries, everybody has those days! Nothjing to be sorry about. :loli_hug:

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Finished listening to this
What a masterpiece. I need more stuff like this
A shame it's so niche
https://www.dlsite.com/girls-touch/work/=/product_id/RJ305956.html

disabled,
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@Kyou @moyi Except for Shota’s like me! We make the best shota voices! :Disa_Yay:

disabled, to random
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Love this video, it’s so accurate to how the artist I commission likely feels about me. xD

video/mp4

basket, to random
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disabled,
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@basket Fairy GF cute ngl. but she's missing something....just a small....little.....very important detail.

ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE TITS!!!!

disabled, to random
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Absolutely love this classic.

video/mp4

Pikika, to random
@Pikika@varishangout.net avatar

:keku: it was marked as nsfw you didn't have to view it

disabled,
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@Pikika But they did have to view it, otherwise what would they have to complain about?

disabled, (edited ) to random
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Alright Fedi. I want you to watch both of these videos and tell me why you find the behavior in them attractive. Why is this attractive. I’m trying to figure it out. Because everyone I’ve asked says it’s attractive, but few know why.

EDIT: I know why the avatar is hot, I’m asking about the behavior specifically.

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@jeff @zemichi I know why the avatar is hot, I’m asking about why the behavior in the videos is hot.

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@jeff @zemichi lol, I don’t find the mold sexy. I think it might be the ditziness that one would have to have in order to do what she did. If I had to guess.

disabled, to random
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Her whole career almost ruined. Until she swoops in with that save.

video/mp4

18+ RehnSturm256, to random
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:Disa_Flustered: :cume: :watamelonbooba: :meowHungry:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 :Disa_Flustered: need.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Only thing better would be milk and honey! imo. because I like honey, but I know some people do not like honey.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Yes!!!! He must drown in her LOVE!!!! :Disa_Thirsty: :Disa_Drool: :Disa_Flustered:

disabled, to random
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disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

:Disa_Drool:

RatPoster, to random
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disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@RehnSturm256 @RatPoster Not this one, no. But I like it’s message.

disabled, to random
@disabled@shota.house avatar

Time for me to head off to dreamland as I’ve stayed up far too late. Good night fedi. :dark_fedi:

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar

Need him in my mouth

disabled,
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@moyi @Kyou What do you mean? :blobcatinnocent:

disabled,
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https://shota.house/emoji/blobcat/blobcatinnocent.png
@moyi @Kyou

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

But she didn't say she wanted his penis in her mouth, she said she wanted him in her mouth! :blobcatinnocent:
@moyi @Kyou

basket, to random
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no I won't elaborate

disabled,
@disabled@shota.house avatar

@moyi @basket That’d be fine then :Disa_Flustered:

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