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dj

@dj@parcero.bond

I like cats y cumbias

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18+ sjw, to random
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@sjw

GinNig, to random

I hope the place I one day move to has 0 messikan restaurants

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@sjw @GinNig
Yo dawg, I made some bomb enchiladas last night super easy from those frozen taquitos as the base and cheese and sauce from a can. Just as good as any restaurants.

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Aaaaaa, why do I feel like I’m forgetting something important :aqua_aaa:

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@graf @King_Noticer
poast admins when the end of the month is near

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4Q-WWyl3Q

RustyCrab, to random
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Serious question: if you're running a website should you just block India by default?

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@RustyCrab
I recommend blocking the entire continent of Asia.

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@RustyCrab
You can make exceptions, but there's lots of hackers and scammers in Russia. Most have to use VPN to access western services anyway. I've got all of Asia minus Japan blocked in cloudflare firewall. I can't read Jap script so I might block them anyway, too many pedos.

18+ sjw, to random
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Imagine liccing her butthole after marriage
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@sjw

sjw, to random
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Cool mrf settings are busted in adminfe so I can't block a spam instance.

Thanks pleroma

cc @hj how can I block an instance with the simple mrf when adminfe doesn't give me the option?

Where is this stored in the database so I can just add it myself?
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I had this problem and thought it was a skill issue on my part, now I think its bug in develop. You can fix by changing anything in config, restart pleroma, change back and restart. That fixed for me.

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Ohh, that will save me trouble next time. Not a big deal on single user server though.

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@Lyx @Humpleupagus @Monsignor_Dickface @caekislove
Astolfo?

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@Lyx @Humpleupagus @Monsignor_Dickface @caekislove
Astolfo and Felix sound like Mexican names. Old fashioned but spic nontheless.

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@Lyx @Humpleupagus @Monsignor_Dickface @caekislove
Good names for future offspring, just don't tell the mother where you got the names. Hoes would never understand.

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I was offered a job at the weed store :i_love_weed:

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@sjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGO3o_Vd-q4

dj, to random
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Microsoft used to be racist

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Good morning fedi! :morning:

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@dcc @sjw

dj, to random
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I had a good idea for an app but it already exists.

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@Humpleupagus
Yes and there used to be a famous place in France to watch them.

kirby, to random
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a really funny thing about the fediverse is that the people here don't harm the fediverse at all, they don't influence any decisions made on big mainstream fedi software for the most part. we just chill

meanwhile mastodon is full of the most corrupt minds ive ever seen

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@kirby
TMD
Total Mastodon Death

olmitch, to random

Mark Cuban is SEVERELY sanpaku https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ks2zbUPfT1o

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@olmitch
Hispanics are tired of getting the blame for this kike.

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@admin @Humpleupagus damn i did my abs this morning my body it TORCHED. Check out these screw remover set i found its not a full set but still sick ass find. Not even sure what the 2 massive ones would fit into I'd imagine its for an industrial hydrolic or hammer gun

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@Soy_Magnus @admin @Humpleupagus
Those are for drilling tranny holes.

Terry, to random
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the US is spending billions of dollars trying to figure out how to overcome World War one era fortifications.
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@Terry
We all know how effective razor wire is at the border.

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https://twitter.com/TapiKo3/status/1750812589817516210?t=wtUYuXaBOanX22ZLL65zxg&s=19
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@sjw @Fiddle @Nepiant @Terry @kumicota @redneonglow @RealRaul

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@Rasterman
:LFG:

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:subway: should bring back Jared

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@olmitch @Pawlicker @sjw

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I just ate one of these about 10 minutes ago
I already feel it kicking in. They're legit fast.

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@sjw

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Cornbread came in because there are two rather large stray dogs outside. Cornbread is very afraid of stray dogs. That's probably because he was attacked by a dog as a kitten. At least that's what my neighbour who originally took him in said. She said when she found him it looked like he had been attacked by a dog. She nursed him back to health but her kids were allergic to him.


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@sjw
Filthy mongrels

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@sjw
Too many dogs around here to let mine out loose. One neighbor had their cat taken by a fox, caught on security cam, awful. The screened in back patio is good enough.

18+ sjw, to random
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TFW no wife with a big vagina
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18+ dj,
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@sjw

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@sjw @Awoo
Imagine if she didn't 👀

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Imagine if this was your wife's vagina
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nosleep, to random
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seeing a 60 year old journalist give an interview on tv with a bright red gaming mic will never not be funny to me. you go, girl
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@Lyx @nosleep @sjw
No you got it all wrong

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:oyvey_right:
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Child rape is OK with them but flipping a light switch is the problem?

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@someGuyNick
NAS are the new niggers of fedi

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@Humpleupagus
Some people say that there’s a woman to blame but I don’t, it’s my own dam fault.

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@RedTechEngineer what if you met a woman that had vaginas for ear holes?

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@sjw @RedTechEngineer
That earussy looks like a mcrib sandwich.

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We need to bring back slavery

18+ dj,
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@sjw @mactonite @Shlomo

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@sjw @mactonite @Shlomo

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Would you fugg this coon?
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@dcc @sjw @mischievoustomato @Azur_Fenix

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@sjw @dcc @ChristiJunior @mischievoustomato @Azur_Fenix
Too big?

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@dcc @sjw
Cracked game work?

JSDorn, to random

Tfw no "schizoid" bpd gf who tries to blow you in the Kmart parking lot (she's a disgusting whore)

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@sjw @McMongoose @JSDorn @parker @graf

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@sjw
Cat shidding

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Lovely multitasker

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@RealRaul
😻

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:skibidi_toilet_smile:
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@sjw @meso

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@sjw @meso

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@sjw
Gesundheit!

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Rusty vagina

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@sjw
Is that like a rusty trombone?

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The struggle of women shidding is real

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@sjw @RedTechEngineer
Jenna Ortega popping a squat.

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>pov you’re me after sjw found a new collection of anime girls taking a shit

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@Tony @sjw @Sui @graf
I can ssh on iOS using koder
https://koderapp.com/

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