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mint

@mint@ryona.agency

Operator, CEO, inner predictor and the sole proprietor of Ryona Dot Agency.

Not too fond of negroes, jews, women, hohols and transvestites.

900 defederations and counting.

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mint, to random
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New inginsub dropped.
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This coming weekend I'm planning on about an hour of Baest downtime. I'm going to perform some maintenance on the database. This maintenance will consist of rsyncing all of the data off the drives and then rsyncing it all back on. Why? To balance the array as it was never balanced after I upgraded it from a RAID 1 to a RAID 10.

I expect the downtime to last about 45 but to play it safe I'll say 90 minutes of downtime.

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mint,
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@p @dcc @sjw I am for one eager to see :danielspherens: getting punted.

mint,
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@lauralt @dcc @p @sjw The situation might be better than I thought: I've set up direct ssh access to my router, and the server's bios is set to remember last power state, so if power goes down and back up, it's the matter of logging into the router then logging into dropbear in initramfs and unlocking the disks over the network. My reaction times is another question, though.

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@lauralt @dcc @p @sjw Just landed in Sharm El Sheikh.
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bara, to random
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i thought he quit

mint,
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@bara El duende never quits.

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I should not actually do this, right? Or... should I?

mint,
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@alex @RustyCrab @mischievoustomato >Still, I think it makes a lot more sense to humans
Maybe to zoomers with tiktok-fried brains. All I see is vector graphic equivalent of vomit, unlike letters and numbers everyone over the age of 3 is already familiar with. Not to mention the already raised issue of lack of font support anywhere except the fluoridated browsers. If you really want to make them more human-readable, use bitcoin-style mnemocodes or something.

rosey, to random

four point three billion spam posts from 40 million users and i haven't seen a single one. starting to wonder if my instance is somehow broken

RE: https://mastodon.de/users/ErikUden/statuses/111951998773274861

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@Inginsub @rosey @IAMAL_PHARIUS The issues seems to have been caused by someone making their own AP server and somehow unintentionnaly fucking up the user count. That said, intentionally inflating self-reported numbers is nothing new anyway.
http://demo.fedilist.com/instance/egirls.gay
http://demo.fedilist.com/instance/love.alicecomplex.com
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Weeble, to random

I hate twitter. I hate tiktok. I hate the meta.

I hate that the Internet has turned into a manipulation game to wring out as much money and clout from as possible.

I hate tag whores. I hate content aggregators. I hate short-form videos. I hate SEO grinding. I hate follow4follow. I hate bots. I hate being reminded to like and subscribe.

I hate it all.

mint,
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@Pawlicker @mrsaturday @koimoa @Weeble @whut I know it's "raccoon" being shortened but I want to believe "coon" here means what I first thought about.

mint, to random
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Daniel Stevens of Ontario, Canada helping Rohan Kumar of Fremont, CA harvest IPs of his chuddy buddies.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/4fadcd33-649f-4094-9426-9890bf19e28f

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This nigger isn't even tagging anybody else anymore. Leave me alone you fucking faggot.

mint,
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@Hoss @theorytoe Fun fact, there's no captcha on Mastodon's registration page. Apparently having it is not inclusive for those 0.01% of people that are blind.

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I now understand why fedora is inferior...

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@cassidyclown @RustyCrab
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>Tracy requires you to compile it with LEGACY=1 otherwise it builds for Wayland

mint,
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@crunklord420 >use redhat's stillborn protocol
>get surprised it doesn't work as intended on their own desktop
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    mint,
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    @s8n @sjw https://civitai.com/models/288584/autismmix-sdxl
    This one seems to be the current gold standard of coomers.

    0, to random

    Rate my drip, @pwm

    mint,
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    @0 @pwm Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's laptop.
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    mint, to random
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    Trying random shit to generate a smoke texture for my next avatar. Got this, which looks kinda neat.
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    mint,
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    Dick Kickem looking ass.
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    binkle, to random
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    the queer.af thing makes me wonder if there are websites on "boring" TLDs like .uk because of foreign language slang

    mint,
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    @binkle .net sounds similar to Russian "нет" (no), so there's been plenty of sites with domains soundling like (there is no X).

    mint,
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    @binkle Apaprently, zaycev.net (pirate music site) is still online.

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    The @opensuse Project is looking for to present and give a short monthly with the goal of helping to teach people how to contribute to the project. https://lists.opensuse.org/archives/list/project@lists.opensuse.org/thread/JKPBGSLO3ZGKSBZMDV7LCYS7JCOVTY4S/

    mint,
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    @vultumast @adiz @opensuse @ioletsgo Tick tock.
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    PurpCat, to random
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    Jewish families:
    First generation: some influential writer or businessman
    Second generation: some oligarch
    Third generation:

    mint,
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    @PurpCat High off their own product.

    Pawlicker, to random

    Funny because the furry I know who keeps burning bridges just finds a new group of people every week to fuck over
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    mint,
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    @Pawlicker Aren't those zoophile runes?
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    mint,
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    @Pawlicker @RustyCrab >Therians are individuals who believe or feel that they are non-human animals in a non-biological sense.
    I see, so the "on all levels except physical" guys. Aren't that just otherkins or does it sound not hip enough for them?

    sneeden, to random

    They're bringing this guy to windows
    https://devblogs.microsoft.com/commandline/introducing-sudo-for-windows/

    mint,
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    @sneeden :sudoinsane:

    creamqueen, to random
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    mint,
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    @creamqueen INTERFERENCIA

    binkle, to random
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    pernia being groomed in real time rn

    mint,
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    @pernia @binkle @pernia @nimt @PeachySummer @FrailLeaf Uhm, it clearly says pernia on the tin.

    mint, to random
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    Good morning saars.
    https://github.com/expressjs/express/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aclosed

    mint,
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    @FrailLeaf Let's see Rahman's pull request.
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    mint,
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    @FrailLeaf Apparently some video course on how to work with github featured express.js repo and all the pajeets that watched it blindly copied it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez8F0nW6S-w

    mint,
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    @FrailLeaf You aren't allowed to call them out, racist.
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    binkle, to random
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    LETS FUCKING GOOOO

    mint,
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    @porkcow @binkle @lina Is this nuts?

    pomstan, to random
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    lmao

    take a look at this shit @mint @Moon @sjw

    mint,
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    @pomstan--80asehdb @sjw @Moon Duh, bluesky is if fedi only has mastosoc as s single working instance. What elase did he expect?

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    @pomstan--80asehdb @sjw @Moon Calling in the local bluesky expert @PurpCat.

    18+ binkle, to random
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    @creamqueen what are your thoughts on this

    mint,
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    @creamqueen @binkle
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    mint, to random
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    Tranny paranoia over has now caused infinitely more deaths than poasties spamming the hashtag.
    https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-john-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/page-3454#post-17657460

    mint,
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    @RustyCrab I can't keep up with domain changes, plus I already access Tor and clearnet in the same browser via Privoxy anyway.

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    This is the hill I'm going to die on thanks

    mint,
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    @RustyCrab 04/12/2026, 38°15′00.5″N 122°24′38.9″W

    Lumeinshin, to random

    Debating getting rid of this fedi instance, I havent been using it lately and neither has anyone else
    (No hard feeling to anyone, its just how these things go)
    Might compromise slightly and start again from a clean slate. Unsure yet since I'm not having to do much related to this rn

    mint,
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    @gingermilk @Lumeinshin Haven't seen @histoire in a while, too.

    mint,
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    @icedquinn @Lumeinshin @gingermilk @histoire I might as well start saving media from servers that announce shutdown. No idea why I haven't thought of it when beefies went down.

    mint,
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    @icedquinn @Lumeinshin @gingermilk @histoire Wasn't that hard.

    select data->>'attachment' from objects where data->>'actor' like 'https://lab.nyanide.com/users/%' order by id asc;

    
2. extract urls however you want and download them all with wget or whatever  
3. put the images on server  
4. ```
update objects set data = REPLACE(data::TEXT, 'https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/', 'https://zetsubou.ryona.agency/media/nyanide/')::jsonb where data->>'actor' like 'https://lab.nyanide.com/users/%';

    (this takes shitton of time, one should probably limit the id as well to avoid overwriting paths for images that would be uploaded inbetween)

    RustyCrab, to random
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    Josh has set up a crowdfunding escrow account with his lawyer to sue Epik for defamation.
    https://kiwifarms.st/threads/litigation-fund.182131/
    https://lolcowfund.hardin.law/

    mint,
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    @RustyCrab Ain't much but I did my part.
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    mint, to random
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    >lamp getting a bunch of pedophiles to federate again
    :severementaldistress:

    mint,
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    >jeff cliff getting a bunch of mastodon normalfags with hundreds of pinned posts to federate too
    :transchiggerniggaseverementaldistress:

    mint,
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    https://gitgud.io/ryonagency/pleroma/-/commit/948593ab163a294e35116726c3bb7f4950e0e4d7
    Had enough.

    mint, to random
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    негры называют меня "бутерброд"
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    :ryukopfffffffft:
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    mint, to random
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    There's like three threads about AI girlfriend on /r9k/, each having an article from/about some wmen seething about how this destroys their dating pool even though men that have to resort to AI to cope have never been in any dating pools to begin with. Wman moment.

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    @kroner Make your mutualshame bot link to https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/mcdonalds-careers.html.

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