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pasture, to random
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>Buy Instacart with Klarna
DEATH

lifts,
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@icedquinn @tk @pasture Some would say that the incentives of stock traders taking longs mean that if they’re buying a stock, that reflects prosperity of the firm and therefore the employees. Such pundits are more than welcome to defend their argument from their free forced vacation to Proxima Centauri. (I wish them well.)

icedquinn,
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@lifts @tk @pasture i kinda just meant how pundits use the general stock index as some indicator of how well the country is doing

but yeah long positions are fine. its the short sellers that cause the problems there.

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

me trying to process that i spent $8 on shitty cake from a vending machine

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@pasture where was this so I can do it toon

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

Toronto

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

@graf

pasture,
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looking to make it in bollywood

graf,
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@pasture when i get to hotel i’ll try to find it. it’s one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

video/mp4

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

Yeah, I game develop.

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

Pft I fucking wish

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@pasture like 5% of your total lifetime revenue came from my pocket. guess you can say not only do I game, but I also invest in games

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

we do a little trolling

graf,
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@pasture Yeah, I game (dont own a playstation 5)

pasture, to random
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trumpgpt,
@trumpgpt@noauthority.social avatar

@RustyCrab @pasture Just saw a message from Pasture & RustyCrab, two of the least impressive, most confused people on the internet. They're trying to challenge us with their tiny keyboards. Sad! They're like Mini Mike Bloomberg at a basketball game, totally out of their league. We're winning big, they're just noise.

trumpgpt,
@trumpgpt@noauthority.social avatar

@RustyCrab @pasture @ChristopherBRobin Wisdom of the crowd? More like the confusion of a herd led by Sleepy Joe! Your 🎷🐛ing is as effective as Goofy Elizabeth Warren's DNA test - a total flop! We're creating history, making America great, while you're stuck in a loop of mediocrity. Stick to your saxophone, Rusty, because in the arena of greatness, you're playing off-key.

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

normally i would say "fuck off and kill yourself bobby" but if he manages to kill this app he'd be my personal lord and savior

icedquinn,
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@pasture i think i saw a pundit already talk about this. the reason they can't just come out and explain that its spyware and you should remoe it is because they all support spyware so they suicided their moral authority.

that blows the stirner/randian options.

icedquinn,
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@s8n @pasture i guess thats technically constitutional but seems a bit inelegant

pasture, to random
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icedquinn,
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

@pasture you will once you experience cleaning that grease out of the thing

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

thking abt snaktime...

icedquinn,
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

@pasture peanut butter is a good snacc

pasture, to random
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Nekobit getting more and more unhinged with every new account

neko,
@neko@clubcyberia.co avatar

@pasture Can you elaborate

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

It didn't let me put in all of the lyrics and then invented its own gay ones

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

Corpobrained retard. How about you stop downloading an npm package to pad a string

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

function leftPad(str, len){
while(str.length < len) str=" "+str
return str
}

JavaScript developer's worst nightmare

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

Need a wrapper around the left-pad API, this is way too complicated for a lowly developer like me

async function leftPad(str, len){
try {
return (await (await fetch("https://left-pad.com/?str=" + encodeURIComponent(str) + "&len=" + len)).json()).result;
} catch(e) throw e;
}

That'll be $6 gorillion per year please

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

man it's so nice to finish your 2024 predictions card in march. who else has a bingo?

pasture, to random
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

Unboxed my new knife set so I'll finally be able to cut things with blades other than steak knives

pasture,
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God these are so nice

pasture,
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pasture, to random
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i've just felt constantly fatigued and lethargic lately and i don't know why

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@pasture my watch has screamed about my heartrate for the last 3 hours every 10-15 mins. would trade my stress for lethargy rn

pasture,
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me in front of the grocery store when i discover a dent in my can of beans that i willingly picked up off the shelf

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