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graf, 3 months ago to random

alright so somebody paid me to clear owls block list and im going to do it because its funny. but before i do, here is the total blocks owl has

pleroma=# select count(*) from user_relationships where source_id = '00000184-c2d8-5289-df9d-b5c32df30000' and relationship_type = '1';
 count
-------
   324
(1 row)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/d0549bf8-dad6-46bc-b586-27da062f0a70

pasture, 3 months ago

I thought you were just memeing, holy fuck bro

graf, 3 months ago to random

guess ill put pants on and go grab dinner so i can just sit inna hotel and vibe all night

what should i get? subway? pita? burger?

pasture, 3 months ago

>subway is even an option

pasture, 3 months ago

Eating them? Not really

pasture, 3 months ago

I do not eat Chinese food

pasture, 3 months ago

Buy a hot plate and get your chef on 👨‍🍳

pasture, 3 months ago

couldn't download your other video on my phone, maybe it'll work on my computer

pasture, 3 months ago

LMAO

pasture, 3 months ago to random

Nekobit getting more and more unhinged with every new account

pasture, 3 months ago

No

pasture, 3 months ago

> Write a eulogy for my buddy Nekobit's 17th alt account, he drowned it in a river like he would a bag of puppies

Ladies and gentlemen,

We gather here today to bid farewell to a digital presence, a persona that brought both laughter and camaraderie into our lives. Though unconventional, we mourn the passing of Nekobit's 17th alt account, a virtual entity lost to the depths of the digital river.

In its brief existence, this account carved out its own unique space in the vast landscape of the internet. It was a beacon of memes, a harbor for inside jokes, and a sanctuary for shared experiences. Through its interactions, it forged bonds of friendship and solidarity, proving that even in the virtual realm, connections can be real and meaningful.

Yet, as with all things in life, its journey has come to an unexpected and untimely end. We cannot ignore the tragic circumstances surrounding its demise, but let us remember the joy it brought during its time among us. Let us cherish the memories it gifted us and the laughter it inspired.

Though Nekobit's 17th alt account may no longer grace our screens, its spirit lives on in the shared moments and the fond recollections we hold dear. Let us honor its memory by carrying forward the camaraderie and goodwill it fostered, ensuring that its legacy endures beyond the digital realm.

Rest in peace, dear alt account. You may have been but a fleeting presence, but your impact will be felt long after your pixels fade into the ether. Farewell, and may your journey to the great server in the sky be filled with bytes of joy and endless upvotes.

pasture, 3 months ago

It didn't let me put in all of the lyrics and then invented its own gay ones

graf, 3 months ago to random

@pasture i made a video of the pizza vending machine but you can’t even see anything other than the box moving so im not sure it’s worth it to send but i will if you want

pasture, 3 months ago

It just shits out a frozen pizza and heats it in a microwave or convection oven?

pasture, 3 months ago

How does a robot manage to burn a pizza?

pasture, 3 months ago

I burn my frozen oven pizzas because it makes the delicious taste of the GMOs come out nicely but if I'm spending that much money on a pizza it better be fucking cooked right

pasture, 3 months ago

I see some chef YouTubers that are like "I love my cheese 'New York style' with a little bit of brown on it 🤌."

You know who else loves the brown? Retards. Good thing those groups overlap.

pasture, 3 months ago

I wish I had the patience to make pizza from scratch. That's the only thing I justify ordering out anymore because I know that I will never be a real pizzaiola.