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binkle, 1 month ago to random retirement workshop is making me :dementia:
retirement workshop is making me :dementia:
syzygy, 1 month ago @binkle Fuck retirement, I'm going out like Hunter Thompson.
@binkle Fuck retirement, I'm going out like Hunter Thompson.
RustyCrab, 1 month ago to random Your skin is now manually breathing
Your skin is now manually breathing
syzygy, 1 month ago @RustyCrab Your neurons are now manually firing.
@RustyCrab Your neurons are now manually firing.
RustyCrab, 1 month ago to random I ordered an omelette I'm sorry I betrayed you all :insane:
I ordered an omelette I'm sorry I betrayed you all :insane:
syzygy, 1 month ago @RustyCrab Aww man
@RustyCrab Aww man
RustyCrab, 1 month ago to random chat
chat
syzygy, 1 month ago @RustyCrab Steak and eggs because you're worth it.
@RustyCrab Steak and eggs because you're worth it.
RustyCrab, 2 months ago to random the leaner I get the lower my blood pressure gets but it's starting to get concerningly low. just now 115/71
the leaner I get the lower my blood pressure gets but it's starting to get concerningly low. just now 115/71
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab Chug salt
@RustyCrab Chug salt
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab Not enough, you need MORE.
@RustyCrab Not enough, you need MORE.
RustyCrab, 2 months ago to random Uncertaintymaxx?xxing
Uncertaintymaxx?xxing
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab Nigga I'm JIGGLING.
@RustyCrab Nigga I'm JIGGLING.
RustyCrab, 2 months ago to random I looked at alienware OLED displays in a store and got reminded why you should never buy monitors without looking at them first IRL
I looked at alienware OLED displays in a store and got reminded why you should never buy monitors without looking at them first IRL
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab @zero >Blacks sucked in other words. Nothing straight about thuggin'
@RustyCrab @zero >Blacks sucked in other words. Nothing straight about thuggin'
f0x, 2 months ago to random
syzygy, 2 months ago @f0x @kirby I punch women.
@f0x @kirby I punch women.
syzygy, 2 months ago @f0x @kirby I have fist fights with women and relationships with men, problem bigot?
@f0x @kirby I have fist fights with women and relationships with men, problem bigot?
RustyCrab, 2 months ago to random guy who reacts with 🔁 in DMs because he knows no other way to show appreciation
guy who reacts with 🔁 in DMs because he knows no other way to show appreciation
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab 🔁🔁
@RustyCrab 🔁🔁
RustyCrab, 2 months ago to random Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk about quantum physics on fedi and remove all doubt
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk about quantum physics on fedi and remove all doubt
talk about quantum physics on fedi
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab Quantum physics is yet to be proven real, like gravity.
@RustyCrab Quantum physics is yet to be proven real, like gravity.
syzygy, 2 months ago @RustyCrab If quantum computing is viable then: -----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE----- hF4DUmBnl5kdlLYSAQdAsoeij405wl5ZlqMU5D2UqnEaNwMndZY6zZMQYj8GIGkw 1ORbdklPD8QQge+96Jn0JtkiToRzIR66cp/SOZB8HfdftE+fMGr1x+4q6t9bBOc4 1FcBCQIQOTacpZvcbX4x8brpQ8jqGGe8rkxl4y471mvmNnMugOYNNuHJ8EiSjrGY ZEuPBb3ldpgmphYSB9poUVn11Xl8Z/K+O4X+AU5Vyo4tqZU/q0eZ3Vg= =eQN4 -----END PGP MESSAGE-----
@RustyCrab If quantum computing is viable then: -----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
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binkle, 2 months ago to random what about an ebooks bot that is trained soley on the replies to its posts
what about an ebooks bot that is trained soley on the replies to its posts
syzygy, 2 months ago @binkle Ebooks bot but it's actually a 40 year old Filipino woman being paid to make posts.
@binkle Ebooks bot but it's actually a 40 year old Filipino woman being paid to make posts.
binkle, 2 months ago to random you are spiritually californian
you are spiritually californian
syzygy, 2 months ago @binkle Californian* I'm on a fucking retard roll today.
@binkle Californian*
I'm on a fucking retard roll today.