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syzygy

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God, I'm dead.

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syzygy, to random
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Need a barely passing autistic tranny.

syzygy, to random
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Back in my day (last year) I could get two four packs of Monster for $14, now it's $19.99, I am DYING over here.

syzygy, to random
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@RustyCrab @IAMAL_PHARIUS
Erm, what the sigma? 🤨

RT: https://clubcyberia.co/objects/80857798-a355-4c0c-9774-b8ef06c0fbaa

syzygy, to random
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Saw this dude today in a Honda Civic, he just casually crashed into some bins.

binkle, to random
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retirement workshop is making me :dementia:

syzygy,
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@binkle
Fuck retirement, I'm going out like Hunter Thompson.

RustyCrab, to random
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Your skin is now manually breathing

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Your neurons are now manually firing.

RustyCrab, to random
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I ordered an omelette I'm sorry I betrayed you all :insane:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Aww man

RustyCrab, to random
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chat

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Steak and eggs because you're worth it.

RustyCrab, to random
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the leaner I get the lower my blood pressure gets but it's starting to get concerningly low. just now 115/71

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Chug salt

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Not enough, you need MORE.

RustyCrab, to random
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Uncertaintymaxx?xxing

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Nigga I'm JIGGLING.

RustyCrab, to random
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I looked at alienware OLED displays in a store and got reminded why you should never buy monitors without looking at them first IRL

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @zero
>Blacks sucked in other words.
Nothing straight about thuggin'

RustyCrab, to random
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guy who reacts with 🔁 in DMs because he knows no other way to show appreciation

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
🔁🔁

RustyCrab, to random
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk about quantum physics on fedi and remove all doubt

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Quantum physics is yet to be proven real, like gravity.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
If quantum computing is viable then:
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f0x, to random
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syzygy,
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@f0x @kirby
I punch women.

syzygy,
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@f0x @kirby
I have fist fights with women and relationships with men, problem bigot?

binkle, to random
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what about an ebooks bot that is trained soley on the replies to its posts

syzygy,
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@binkle
Ebooks bot but it's actually a 40 year old Filipino woman being paid to make posts.

binkle, to random
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you are spiritually californian

syzygy,
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@binkle
Ain't no way.

syzygy,
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@binkle
I'm spiritually northern California; I call scratch "bammer".

syzygy,
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@binkle
Californian*

I'm on a fucking retard roll today.

binkle, to random
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can't pay taxes if i've been crippled mentally and physically by excessive lead exposure

checkmate libtard

syzygy,
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@binkle @nosleep
Watch this go NOWHERE in two weeks.

binkle, to random
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whats it called when you become retarded at certain times of the day

syzygy,
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@binkle
Noospheric crowding.

RustyCrab, to random
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>start movie
>quiet whispering
>gunshot out of nowhere
THANKS NIGGER :blood: :cryblood:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Some day these movie producers will figure out how to normalise audio.

binkle, to random
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i joke about being old but i am genuinely wondering if everyone here is younger than me :heyface:

syzygy,
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@binkle
How old are you grandpa?

p, to random
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It really bugs me how often ntpd produces slightly out of sync clocks by trying to be overly clever with skew and with trying to not break software that relies on a monotonically increasing clock. If something breaks when the clock fails to increase monotonically, it's shit, I don't care if it crashes. I'd rather it crash so that I know to uninstall it.

So, I tried to do it "right" this time, but I am going with the strategy that works: run ntpdate pool.ntp.org after the net comes up and then periodically run it again from a cronjob. ntpd(1) has some warnings about how if you do it that way, you don't get the cool skew detection, and it should be the opposite

In other news, cargo is a total piece of shit and this should come as no surprise to me because Rust is a language made by children that have no idea what they're doing but every time I have to interact with software written in Rust, the compiler and the tooling find new ways to disappoint me. I should just get a bunch of RISC-V gear so Rust shit won't run and I don't run into problems like this.
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syzygy,
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@p @threat
He has no dick, balls, or arse.

RustyCrab, to random
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I am out in the middle of nowhere and my phone gives me a popup that says "connect to WiFi JohnThermostat" do thermostats have fucking WiFi routers now?? Why is there a portable thermostat with WiFi????

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Who is John Thermostat and where can I reach him.

RustyCrab, to random
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say what you will about cum salon but Nigger_Deluxe is the greatest username ever made

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Exclusive Nigger, Premium Nigger, Deluxe Nigger, Bespoke Nigger.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Top Shelf Nigger.

RustyCrab, to random
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look fellas. How often do you get the chance to mansplain? Bot gives me this opportunity. :lainheadpat:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I like explaining compiler design to my family members.

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take this nigger to the bot inquisition chamber and have his weight made fun of immediately

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @creamqueen @bot
idgaf my IP is 109.70.100.1

syzygy,
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@creamqueen @RustyCrab @ajax @bot
If you're using Wi-Fi you're doing it wrong.

binkle, to random
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i should monster my stationwagon

syzygy,
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@binkle
Pour Monster all over the interior.

eidolon, to random
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Idek who vriska is I'm out of touch and it's not even Thursday

syzygy,
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@eidolon
Everyday is Thursday.

syzygy, to random
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I stress the "n" in "government".

nhk, to random

good morning chat! guess who's back?!

cc @meso @allison @vriska @pernia @7666 @etc

syzygy,
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@nhk @7666 @pernia @allison @vriska @meso
Anotha day, anotha alt.

RustyCrab, to random
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It really pisses me off when I have 64 gigs of ram and programs still insist on grinding my disk to shreds with temp files instead of making use of that. Nobody's running terabytes of compressed data through a raspberry pi you stupid nigger

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @zero
Doesn't tmpfs live in memory already?

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @zero
Oh, lol, lmao

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @zero
Hahaha :trollCrazy:

syzygy,
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@Dicey @RustyCrab @Humpleupagus @zero
Soon, we will all live in the FS server.

syzygy,
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@Dicey @RustyCrab @Humpleupagus @zero
You should have listened.

syzygy,
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@Humpleupagus @RustyCrab @Dicey @zero
Real.

binkle, to random
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:fat1::kot2::fat3:
:kot4::fat5::kot6:
:fat7::kot8::fat9:

syzygy,
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@pernia @binkle @MMS21
Implanted mirrorshades.

RustyCrab, to random
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There is a linear relationship between the importance of material a website handles (credit cards, SSNs, banking, taxes) and how much it randomly fucking breaks under normal use. Is there a name for this law?

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I love government websites.

binkle, to random
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whats wrong with him

syzygy,
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@binkle
"Heard you talking shit."

RustyCrab, to random
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bruh 20 year old girl is dating a 55 year old man at my job . is this really the end of hoeflation? Thank you Joe Biden.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Perhaps even I myself will no longer scare a hoe.

RustyCrab, to random
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christ nigga. A "Medium soda" at subway is 30 ounces and a large is 40. Who the fuck is drinkkng that much (don't answer that)

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I fuckin' love soda.

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Service

Some shit to take down

Cc: @lina
And locate this Russian slut

Excerpt of russian pathetic provoking

syzygy,
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@Jeann2 @lina
Who are you.

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