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wgiwf

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Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,
Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,
maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.

Alt Account: wolfgirl.bar/wgiwf

All posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.

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Congrats to AYUMU "OSAKA" KASUGA, winner of the first match of the main tournament, shocking everybody!

Tally:

Megumin - 118 (50%)
Osaka - 120 (50%) ★

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wgiwf,
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@SuperSnekFriend

wgiwf, to random
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Goodnight

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Reminder if you're voooooooooting today

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wgiwf,
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@poastoak It's tied rn, lol

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Awoo, to random
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Awoos learning the dangers of constant masturbation.
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wgiwf,
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@Awoo It appears he has caught the gooneria

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=================================================
MATCH #1: 1. MEGUMIN VS. 32. AYUMU "OSAKA" KASUGA

Let's try that again

Here we are Fediverse. We have finally arrived to main tournament, and with that, the very first match of the main tournament.

Let the games begin!

** 1. Megumin / Konosuba **
Of all the girls, many have speculated either Holo or Megumin would win this tournament, before it even officially began. Of all the girls nominated, Megumin is the one to reach beyond the 30's in total weighted points. She also had the most nominations, with the only one having double digits. Posted constantly on the Fediverse, as both a meme and as a cute and funny anime girl, taken as waifu by several Fediverse users, and from a consistently great series, we have high expectations for this tiny isekai witch.
Megumin is the great witch of explosive powers and chief member of the Crimson Demon. A massive chuuni, she fits perfectly with her misfit party of Kazuma, Aqua, and Darkness, always trying to one-up everyone in spectacle and achievement, but often her attempts end in hilarious Though she is immature, she does care for her family; and despite her mistakes and failures, she is still a very powerful girl. If you can I M A G I N E and love cunny witches, vote for Megumin.

** WCTB 32. Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga / Azumanga Daioh **
Osaka barely made it to the main tournament. She only won by a few points for a wild card tie breaker again Miia that itself was only conducted due to a coin flip. It would be a lie to say Osaka has anything more than a miracle of a chance to beat the number one seed today. But stranger things have happened on the Fediverse.
From her Royal Rumble match:
"Ayuma Kasuga, nicknamed Osaka from her town name, is opposite of the Osakan loud-mouth and lively attitudes. Kasuga is a spacey, slow, and quiet girl who takes it easy with life, including hanging out with her high school friends. She always states the obvious even if the obvious is stupidly simple. Always sleeping, she still knows how handle the toughest challenges well, like the English class mid-term or the school's sports festival. Even if she is not the brightest, Osaka still knows how to be a good girl and helps her friends in all their crazy school antics. Vote for her if you love lovable ahos."

If the main tournament's intro has not been posted by this match's time, then please note: The Baest account is only there to help keep accurate poll tracking and viewing, among other technical things, nothing more. The account is not a replacement for Mugicha and this account remains the main tourney account. Please refrain from following that account, sharing the poll threads directly, or using the Baest poll thread itself for discussion.

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wgiwf,
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@Awoo @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend Whether Megumin wins or not this does not bode well for her chances in the tourney. Eventual fluffy tail victory inches closer!

wgiwf,
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@Awoo @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend I expect a few blowouts, particularly the 11th and 13th matches.

wgiwf,
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@Awoo @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SuperSnekFriend

Awoo, to random
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2024 might be the year of the Truecel vs Fakecel war.
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wgiwf,
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@Fash@poa.st @Awoo CELLS DO NOT EXIST! THEY ARE TINY JEWS ENTERING YOUR BODY TO MAKE YOU SICK, THAT'S WHY SOAP WORKS AGAINST THEM! DO NOT BELIEVE ((((((((((((((SCIENTISTS))))))))))))!

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@Awoo

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@Giganova8

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@skylar

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Awoo, to random
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I want to kidnap NEET Girls and force them to work in a factory. Sorry guys no NEET GFs for you. They will all die childless making microplastics in my factory.
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wgiwf,
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@Awoo

YeetLibs, to random
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Tenma wins! see you guys next year faggots

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wgiwf,
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@ChristiJunior @YeetLibs As well as Holo

mushroom_soup, to random
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Time to piss people off

wgiwf,
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@shedinja @King_Noticer @givenup @PeachySummer @mushroom_soup So true. Get a pet rat instead of a dog-rat mutant devil creature. They're low maintenance and don't pick fights with everything bigger than them.

wgiwf,
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@King_Noticer @shedinja @givenup @PeachySummer @mushroom_soup YOU WILL ACQUIRE THE RAT AND GIVE IT CHEESE

skylar, to random
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sadly i am forced to disavow the right wing after discovering there is required reading

wgiwf,
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@skylar It's okay, you can be illiterate under my autocratic regime.

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    wgiwf,
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    @WashedOutGundamPilot @caekislove @TimeSpent Tattoos are bad and society should brutally execute those put them on other peoples' bodies for defiling God's perfection.

    wgiwf,
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    @Awoo @caekislove @TimeSpent @WashedOutGundamPilot Making the world uglier is bad and should be harshly punished!

    Awoo, to random
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    >2025 will be year of the snek
    Scale lovers keep on winning
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    wgiwf,
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    @Awoo I want to see how they dress up non sneks as sneks in the new year fanart, chances for a lot of creativity. Now we have to wait a year:jahy_hurt:

    Giganova8, to random

    Having a bit of booze for the new year (and hoping it doesn't make me sick later) :katyusha_drink:

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    wgiwf,
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    @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @Giganova8 @SuperSnekFriend Happy New Year!

    wgiwf,
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    @Awoo @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @SuperSnekFriend @Giganova8 Blood shall be spilled

    wgiwf,
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    @Eiswald @Awoo @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @SuperSnekFriend @Giganova8 I liked it enough when I saw it years ago to buy and read the light novels the anime was adapted from; the books are like twice as good as the anime as far the story goes, there's a little bit of a difference between the LN story and what the anime shows.

    wgiwf,
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    @Eiswald @Awoo @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @SuperSnekFriend @Giganova8 Also, the author has done his research, and it shows. Spice & Wolf is one of the few Japanese (qausi-historical) fantasy works that doesn't just put modern Japanese minded people back in time, they actually behave like pre-modern Europeans for the most part, with the different social norms and all. Don't expect any liberal calls for fairness in it (thank God), Lawrence's often greedy merchant ways are really only tempered by some sense of a Christian moral framework and care for some of the people he meets along the way, Holo included.

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    @MeBigbrain @Eiswald @Awoo @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @SuperSnekFriend @Giganova8 Unusual I know

    Giganova8, to random

    Wolfposting :awoo_awoo:

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    wgiwf,
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    @Giganova8 AWOO :awoo_grill: :neko_awoo:

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    Waldbrand, to random Japanese
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    POAST AND FRENS FOR THE LAST FEW HOURS OF 2023 I REQUEST YOU, YES YOU TO POST YOUR FAVOURITE ANIME GIRL.

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    @Waldbrand

    sawa_sama, to random
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    Did I lose that chuuba tourney yet? Please God, don't have me win that thing.

    wgiwf,
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    @sawa_sama Your reverse psychology has worked wonders, you're in the finals!

    poopernova, to random
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    green woman

    wgiwf,
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    @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo @poopernova Fluffy mindcontrol power granting woman

    poopernova, to random
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    Awoo fumo soon :awoo_shake:

    wgiwf,
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    @poopernova @Awoo @SuperSnekFriend Must acquire the Awoo, maybe Reisen as well, so that the Cirno that is coming has company.

    Awoo, to random
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    Why do Lawyers need to pass bar exams and shit when anyone is just allowed to represent themselves?
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    wgiwf,
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    @Awoo To keep the "other" out of their protected class.

    wgiwf,
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    @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo THe adversarial system, instead of the inquisitorial system, demands lawyers and disempowers the court to render judgement based upon facts instead of procedure.

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    @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo Imagine an inquisitional jury trial where the jury, judge as well as the prosecution and defense pick apart bs evidence and arguments instead of only people who have a vested interest (lawyers) to play nice and not possibly ruin their career.

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    @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo The inquisitorial system of trials was actually adopted throughout most of Europe during the middle ages because of abuse of the then adversarial system in place.

    It's a system where evidence or testimony is found to be true or not and less focus on statements or arguments by either side. Pair that with a jury of like 100 or more (to weed out abnormalities and bias by numbers, although only virtuous men ofc) who can expand the trial, if necessary (eg, a witness is found to be involved with the crime and is added to the defendants by will of the jury), and render judgements by various majorities depending on the severity of the crime.

    wgiwf,
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    @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo They didn't learn the important part of the Greek system, have a large random jury with lots of power as a counterbalance to the court's tendency to serve itself in its judgments, instead of a jury that only just votes to convict or not.

    Also, iirc, the Roman system didn't originally have lawyers, the practice came out of the fact that wealthy people would often hire someone to speak on their behalf, "as a friend", Cato notably doing so on at least a few occasions.

    wgiwf,
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    @wan @SuperSnekFriend @Awoo She will found out all your secret crimes!

    NotAWeeb, to random
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    wgiwf,
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    @NotAWeeb @gabsucksalot45 He is outshining the moon rn

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    wgiwf, to random
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    Goodnight

    King_Noticer, to random
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    New year resolution, I will stay away from the cave :akkoAngery:

    wgiwf,
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    @King_Noticer Watamelon tribe guard cave to keep you goblin lover out

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    @Awoo

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    @Awoo @Tactical

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    wgiwf,
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    @deprecated_ii You won't get stronger unless you eat the carrot monsters

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    wgiwf,
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    @Big_Richard @Awoo Neco Arc has reached her final ascended form!

    nikiboo, to random

    a lot of normies talk about how palpatine destroyed the republic and democracy but not many of them talk about the legitimate issues and problems the republic had seriously and how there was going to be no serious change in the republic it would have stayed a corrupted bloated oligarchy for a very long time the bloodless revolution palpatine launched destroyed the old order and brought forth a new order which itself was eventually overthrown and in legends replaced with a republic worth defending while i do generally hate liberals and their forms of government luke was a great man and worth following

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    @Fash@poa.st @nikiboo The biggest problem with Alderaan is that they destroyed it, a step too far that made people who otherwise stayed in line rebel. A hard crackdown of the rebels there would've been acceptable, but outright destruction of the planet was an action that made the average politically uninvolved man's stomach churn.

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    @SuperSnekFriend @Fash@poa.st @nikiboo Fair enough, without the whole destruction things become a lot more gray.

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    @Fash@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend @nikiboo It was one of the old core worlds, not some random outer rim planet. Also, didn't Tarkin just on his own decide to destroy it? Palpatine seems like he would've used a purge of the rebel element from the planet for a propaganda victory and further cement Imperial values, not overreactive destruction.

    RehnSturm256, to random

    Femcel fujos

    wgiwf,
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    @RehnSturm256 @Awoo @SIC_Guy Is that a picture of a naked classical sculpture on this show?!?! Shut it down!! Also divorce and usury are good and virtuous, we should promote this in children's media.

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    This thread will explain the basic Royal Rumble rules, will have the current roster and results spreadsheet attached that will be updated after each match or final tiebreaker, and will announce the winning girls of each match.

    >The Stakes
    Four girls will fight in each match with a specific theme that connects all four girls, with only the winner moving on to the main tournament. The purpose of the Rumble is to make it harder for any particular series to dominate the tourney and to whittle down an already large roster to something more manageable to keep the tournament engaging throughout the planned month-and-a-half the tourney is active.
    The main tourney seeding for Rumble girls will be determined by sorting by how well a winning girl won during this Rumble, with any tied seed strength being broken by coin flip or die.

    >In Case of a Tie
    If the top two girls are tied at the end of a poll, then a one-hour poll blitz will be posted until one of the two girls wins. If three or more girls are tied for the Royal Rumble poll, then there will be a six-hour extended poll, followed by any necessary hour tie-breaking poll blitz for the top two. Due to both technical reasons (below) and medical reasons, I may not post the tie-breaker poll once a poll is over, so please be patient.

    >Anti-Hate Voting, Anti-Rigging, Anti-Bitching Rules
    I have been mulling over this ever since the idea of this tourney was in my head, because of what happened during Christ's contest. Ultimately, I think such rules are usually gay, potentially zapp the fun for innocent people, add burdensome complexity for me, and do not always accomplish the goals of those rules due to the nature of the Fediverse; HOWEVER, the behavior of some of you niggers during the vidya girl contest, especially late contest towards Nintendo and Touhou fans zapped the fun out of the contest for many more than if a rule was hypothetically in place. If I see this behavior en masse again in my tourney and think the risks of the rules are worth taking to preserve fun and peace, I will do it.
    Needless to say, don't be a nigger or a bitch and give me a reason to think about adding such rules. Ever!

    >My favorite girl lost the Rumble. It's all over. :KonataCry:
    Do NOT fret! There will be four wild cards that will still enter the main tournament and will be chosen either as the top four losers or by a special circumstance that you, yes you, may cause through concerted effort to push you girl into the main tourney. Work hard for your girl to help her against all odds!

    >Where's the link to the Plemora version of the post so I can view the exact numbers like Christi's Vidya Girl Contest?
    Mugicha does not have a Plemora front end and does not allow remote view of the direct site for non-members. Poast does have both and will be used by the host to get exact exact the raw poll numbers, but the Plemora front end's federation with poll outside Poast is not greatest with keeping up with real time data, so results may be delayed for several minutes to an hour after a poll ends.
    If Poast's plemora does give accurate real time numbers, then I will post an update every four hours.

    >I don't like the pictures or descriptions you used for my girl(s)
    >I think what's in the poll post is causing unfair bias
    The poll and girl listing in post and poll is ordered by the nominations and alphabet. I will admit being a flawed human and a babe in terms of enjoying anime and otakuism, so what I deem to be a high-quality picture or good description may not be to others.
    Even if a poll started, I can modify the description paragraph and picture used to your liking if necessary. You can also go here: https://poa.st/@SuperSnekFriend@mugicha.club/posts/AcVqiuYCw78yBNLY4O or search for this account and going to the bottom pinned post to suggest a description and pictures before your girl's or girls' match

    wgiwf,
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    @Tactical @SuperSnekFriend @DEERBLOOD @shedinja The west has fallen. Only wolf milkers can save it.

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    @Tactical @SuperSnekFriend @DEERBLOOD @shedinja Do it for (new) Rome!

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