Replies

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

graf, to random
@graf@poa.st avatar

what'd i miss today while i was out touching grass and smashing ass

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

you had 5 parking tickets last time and now just 3. Proud of you bro for handling that shit.

graf, to random
@graf@poa.st avatar

cheese was on sale for super cheap at walmart so i bought a bunch of bricks, making macaroni and cheese topped with a half cup or so of black toasted sesame seeds (to mix in when it's cooked) and fresh picked basil, stoked

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

do you Canadians pronounce it basil or basil?

Xenophon, to random
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

@Ravana got shoahed huh. lol

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

This was the last time I trusted google translate to make a sign for me.

n3f_X, to random
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

brainwashing time

video/mp4

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar
PNS, to random
@PNS@noauthority.social avatar

Fuckin' sick of these assholes.

They have NO upside.

video/mp4

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

ive been slowly converting my "fiat" to digital farts.
Good luck being poor everyone.

Shadowman311, to random
@Shadowman311@poa.st avatar

Eighth graders lmao really catching those dangerous extremists, heard they were planning to place ketchup packets under the girl's toilet seats, crisis averted gentlemen.

abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-graders-charged-racist-group-chat-southwick-massachusetts/story?id=108123039

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

those kids need to watch that "never talk to police" video.

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

it should be mandatory in schools.. but we both know why that wont happen.

n3f_X, to random
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

😫

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar
KnifeEar, to random
@KnifeEar@poa.st avatar
zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

is it 60's country or dub step? the world needs to know

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar
NanoRaptor, to random
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social avatar

How many connectors of any kind have you used in your entire computing history?

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

DB9
DB25
Centronics
Mini DIN
RJ11
RJ45
BNC
Coaxial Type F
PS/2
ADB
USB (and variations)
VGA
DVI
HDMI
Display Port
Mini display port
RCA
1/8” TRS
1/8” TRRS
5 pin DIN
Thunderbolt 1/2
6 pin firewire
8 pin firewire
IDE
SATA
internal SCSI
SAS

Okay that’s enough. I haven’t even touched power supplies.

n3f_X, to random
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar
zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

the pyramids were cool though?

Humpleupagus, to random
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Winning!

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

this benevolent nigga 🫡

tyler, to random
@tyler@nicecrew.digital avatar

Remember my friends: every golden age is temporary.

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

Fool me once…

barber, to random

I hope y'all enjoy this story I wrote. Every word is true...

The Art Of Poormouthing

Growing up poor certainly has its share of disadvantages, but it does toughen you up and enhances your ability to improvise.

I was the third of six children and my daddy was a chicken farmer. There can be a lot of ups and downs in that business so there was never a consistent cash flow into our home. The necessities were all we got. Treats and extras were a rarity. Partly due to our circumstances but mainly because my old man was such a skinflint. He was so tightfisted with his money, if it cost a nickel to shit, he'd throw up instead.

Unfortunately for me, my next door neighbor was a boy named Billy Suddreth who was the same age as me. Billy was an only child and his daddy worked for the railroad which was a good paying job in my part of the country. Billy never wanted for anything. I was constantly reminded of all the things I could be enjoying in life because Billy had everything I desired and I had to witness what a great life he had every time I passed his house and saw him playing with all his toys in his front yard.

But it wasn't Billy's toys that I coveted the most. As a boy, my favorite thing to eat was peanut butter. My daddy would never allow mama to buy any because "it cost too much money" and "Do you know how much pinto beans you can buy for what a jar of that peanut shit costs?"

Much to my disappointment, Billy loved peanut butter too and got to eat it whenever he wanted. Billy's mama went to the store every Saturday to get their weekly haul of groceries. She always bought Billy his very own jar of peanut butter every time she went. Because he loved it so much, Billy would devour the whole jar as soon as she handed it to him. It didn't take me long to learn this pattern.

I would patiently wait on Saturday for Billy's mama to get back from the grocery store. I knew about how long it would take for Billy to eat that jar of peanut butter. When I knew my window of opportunity was open, I'd go down to Billy's house, knock on the door, and ask if he could come outside and play.

Once Billy came out, we'd play around for a few minutes and I'd always find a way to pick a fight with him and make sure it turned into a wrestling match. Now, you might be thinking I did this because I was a mean and jealous child and I somehow wanted to punish Billy for having a better life than me. You'd be wrong in thinking that. I just wanted to get close enough to him to smell that sweet scent of peanut butter on his breath.

https://youtu.be/U58JZ05qlGk

zero,
@zero@nightshift.social avatar

I said no cheese 😩

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • Hentai
  • doujinshi
  • announcements
  • general
  • All magazines