>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY TWO THIRDS OF YOUR WAGE THAT I AM INFLATING THE PURCHASING POWER AWAY FROM TO ME IN LANDLORD TAX GOY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well our car was just completely obliterated by a deer. While we were waiting for a tow truck the police came to hang out. We opened the car door to talk to the police and a dog jumped in the car. We thought it was a police dog. Nope just some random dog. The tow truck driver wouldn't let us let him go so now I am in a hotel room in a strange town filled with weirdos dressed like aliens with a dog cuddling up to me in bed. He won't leave my side. He won't listen to anyone else so I guess he is mine until tomorrow.
