GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

Good morning 🩴🤍🌹

Highroehler, 5 months ago

​
I told a friend IRL about my slipper arc and I think they think I'm the craziest person. Even then they were like "I can't believe the mf took your slides"

Almost posted the picture of Pete's coffee on sale at Kroger, but I don't think you have those?

What you having today?
☕☕ :kitty_pat:

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

I'm still drinking the Pete's
holiday blend .... :smiley_coffee: :animu_Christmas_bell:

<im having a hard time getting
over the holidays>

Highroehler, 5 months ago

Mfw no Valentine's creamer .

☃️❄️🌺💌

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

They still have pumpkin spice creamer out on the shelves here. They also have eggo waffle with maple syrup flavor. Its actually not bad. 😋

Highroehler, 5 months ago

I would use 2 maple syrup eggos as buns to make an ultimate breakfast sandwich.

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

With sausage?? :thunk_smile: 👀 :3:

Highroehler, 5 months ago

Yes... And cheese with a FRIED egg...

If I really want to buck the system...

#squasage
⬛

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

Evil_Bender, 5 months ago

>golfie chooses doxworthy

it's so over

Highroehler, 5 months ago

Don't worry Bender, there's always still unity O.

✨ 🍑🍑

AlabasterBrick, 5 months ago

Miss U is too busy munching carpet like a degenerate.

Highroehler, 5 months ago

Tomboy is one thing, but Nazi lesbo?

She don't seem too concerned with the type of attention that gets on here.

TimeSpent, 5 months ago

@Highroehler @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady There are plenty of Nazi lesbos. I have one up my puff constantly on twitter.

AlabasterBrick, 5 months ago

What a waste.

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

Unity has always boasted traditional values so this was especially disappointing to ppl in this community.

AlabasterBrick, 5 months ago

Indeed. It hurt my soul to see her lose her shit too this debauchery.

TimeSpent, 5 months ago

@AlabasterBrick @GolfCartLady @Evil_Bender @Highroehler Shit happens. Ppl lose their way. Doesn't mean it's forever, just means she's hurting.

AlabasterBrick, 5 months ago

She knows better, and is doing it anyway.

n3f_X, 5 months ago

who tf is unity

HockeyDoxie, 5 months ago

Her hubby split with a spic and she turned lesbo.

Myshkin, 5 months ago

I still don’t understand how getting dumped can turn you lesbo.

HockeyDoxie, 5 months ago

I guess she doesn't trust men anymore. I don't get how you make the transition from dick to puss. 🤷

n3f_X, 5 months ago

i think that uh.... if her old man ran off with some spic bitch i seriously doubt shes eating pussy or suckin dick ... shes prolly depressed as fuck in her house and wondering wtf .... she was just prolly jus talking shit but idk ...

Omega_Variant, 5 months ago

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KiKi88, 5 months ago

Ex husband's SISTER

Lmao no.

She's going to end up more heartbroken/ confused
but whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dan_Hulson, 5 months ago

@KiKi88 @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @TimeSpent Sad to see this from Unity if I ended up with men just cuz I was heartbroken I would be a total faggot instead of just being gay at the weekends

KiKi88, 5 months ago

Don't be gay ever :blobcat_raised_eyebrow:

Dan_Hulson, 5 months ago

@KiKi88 @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @TimeSpent You going break @Humpleupagus heart with that kinda talk

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

Are we going to have to have an intervention? :3:

Dan_Hulson, 5 months ago

@GolfCartLady @Humpleupagus @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @TimeSpent He's long past helping that Elephant makes Elton John in drag look straight innit

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

I meant for you.. :3:

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

He did propose to @justnormalkorean last night.

justnormalkorean, 5 months ago

@PodunkPotato @Humpleupagus @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @Dan_Hulson @TimeSpent It was so romantic innit

Dan_Hulson, 5 months ago

@justnormalkorean @PodunkPotato @Humpleupagus @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @TimeSpent And it Johny writing his romantic fanfic what truly bought us together

justnormalkorean, 5 months ago

@Dan_Hulson @PodunkPotato @Humpleupagus @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @TimeSpent He's such a sweetheart

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

Modern day Cupid slinging arrows of love.

Dan_Hulson, 5 months ago

@PodunkPotato @Humpleupagus @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @n3f_X @TimeSpent @justnormalkorean All while calling us Jews truly a romance for the ages

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

And what better time to find love than when confronted by your own mortality?

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

Jonny's gonna kill us all, Golfie, innit

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

I didn't get the memo... :blob_shrug:

n3f_X, 5 months ago

matty, 5 months ago

Pov: Jonny sees your account on the timeline

n3f_X, 5 months ago

lol he is sawing logs rn ... he had a late night fighting everyone i think

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

He went hard in the paint. He was still killing it when I woke up this morning.

GolfCartLady, 5 months ago

KiKi88, 5 months ago

LIsa frank was my homie back in first grade

18+ Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Then Kiki grew up and made ball park franks her best friends.

KiKi88, 5 months ago

Take my mf name out of this :AAAAAAAAAA:

matty, 5 months ago

Damn Kiki I didn't know you were into that kind of thing ​

KiKi88, 5 months ago

I regret making weiner friday a thing now :pepe_craw:

n3f_X, 5 months ago

flaps

AlabasterBrick, 5 months ago

curtains

matty, 5 months ago

Roast

n3f_X, 5 months ago

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

If I ask if that's horsey sauce is that going too far?

matty, 5 months ago

Time to mute this thread

PodunkPotato, 5 months ago

Not an Arby's fan?

matty, 5 months ago

I do like Arby's. I just don't want to see a roastie dripping yeast out her snap next time I bite into an artery clogger..

KiKi88, 5 months ago

Everytime I pass Arby's (there's one about a mile away) i think of the images ive seen on fedi

I fucking hate arbys :yotsuba_angr:

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

> It's arby's fault
> logs back into the fedi

ForbiddenDreamer, 5 months ago

@Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @PodunkPotato @matty @n3f_X @Dan_Hulson @TimeSpent @justnormalkorean Show me on the pizza where Arby's touched you.

Herman_Hetherington, 5 months ago

@ForbiddenDreamer @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @AlabasterBrick @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Myshkin @Omega_Variant @PodunkPotato @matty @n3f_X @Dan_Hulson @TimeSpent @justnormalkorean Kinda wanna know how this tastes now...

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

Lol fuckin rookie. I'm with ya though arbys is dope

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

The last time I ate at Arby's, I got herpes. 😒

ThisFuckinGuy, 5 months ago

How is it Arby's fault you blew that homeless guy after

Humpleupagus, 5 months ago

Premises liability. Security didn't remove him, and they own the trash enclosure.