@All_bonesJones@shitposter.club

All_bonesJones

@All_bonesJones@shitposter.club

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All_bonesJones, to random

what the fuck kind of magazine typically holds 30 rounds? just heard someone firing 30 shots a few blocks away
might have been 29

gun autists, assemble

Kyou, to random
@Kyou@kyou.social avatar
All_bonesJones,

@Kyou i know a girl like this, she's spectacularly awful

All_bonesJones,

@Kyou well obviously but i didn't want to point it out because i was being polite

RustyCrab, to random
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pinned posts are the bumper stickers of fedi

All_bonesJones,

@RustyCrab wish i could pin this post

All_bonesJones, to random
ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

I am once again praying to Sophia to end this abhorrent world, then I am going to bed. Good night guys.

All_bonesJones,

@Doll @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Sui @burner @gnarley_boot @tray @graf @justnormalkorean i dig the hands on the left, a few extra joints on the extra long fingers is creepy as hell

lebronjames75, to random

the entire "gamergate 2" situation is summarized really well as "these men are all convinced that video games are being made less sexy when there has never been a better time to buy porn on steam. They are just chasing the feeling of being a 14 year old boy seeing boobs in a pg13 movie"

woman has a mole JESUS CHRIST THE LIBS ARE MAKING WOMEN UNFUCKABLE

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I SAY FOLKS THE FROGS ARE GAY NOW YOU DI- YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, AND NOW FROGS ARE COMING, TO FUCK YOUR KIDS

EITHER YOU FUCK THE FROGS, OR THE FROGS FUCK YOU

All_bonesJones,

@taylan @mischievoustomato @coolboymew @lebronjames75 @DerLeere why is it that almost every anti-lolicon person winds up caught with child porn?
https://archive.ph/2022.06.14-212301/https://imgur.com/gallery/VoyXLbx

so you're not just a dishonest liar, you're a child abuser too? i guess that makes sense, the two often go hand-in-hand

sneeden, to random

What if trumpgpt is actually an indian dude typing really fast?

All_bonesJones,

@Dicey @RustyCrab @sneeden @bot 0 was 2024 years ago

poopernova, to random
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The vtuber formerly known as Rushia attempted suicide.

women lol can't do anything right :cirno_heh:

All_bonesJones,

@poopernova
>woman
>attempting suicide
she decide to OD on flintstones gummies and call a hospital to make the doctors give her attention or some bullshit?

All_bonesJones,
All_bonesJones, to random

paldeck COMPLETE
all 137 pals. 111 main species and all 26 subspecies

RatPoster, to random
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All_bonesJones,

@RatPoster @alex @graf @Moon
not a loli, too old. i will fight you on this

icedquinn, to random
@icedquinn@blob.cat avatar

how do normies learn or accomplish anything, ever?

they're all two-faced piece of shit that lie to each other at all times about what they are doing
they can't ask questions because that's challenging authority
they can't test ideas because mentioning something must obviously be total approval of the idea, subject to summary expulsion for failing the minutely compliance checks
they can't perform complex decisions because they're too busy figuring out how to be offended by every goddamn word that comes out of someone's mouth

i don't get it
why would god create this bullshit

All_bonesJones,

@icedquinn someone has to do the farming

All_bonesJones,

@LukeAlmighty @icedquinn the average person wants to go through life without thinking, just doing as they're told. a healthy society is one where the people barking orders care about everyone's well-being and have the intelligence to give orders that achieve everyone's well-being

nothing disturbing about that. that's just how life should be

All_bonesJones,

@icedquinn @LukeAlmighty sounds like a personal issue

All_bonesJones, to random

oh you actually CAN ride zoe as a mount
great view from there too

All_bonesJones, to random
All_bonesJones, to random

alright, i confirmed it
you can't breed humans in palworld because they're genderless, but bosses have a gender. since you can't have sex with pokemon you have to assign a wild animal to have sex with the e-girl. also, she only gives birth to chickens. the math says if she has sex with a goat she gives birth to anubis, but internally her ID is 0, so only chickens

kinda disappointing

All_bonesJones, to random

the dangers of touching pointy tail

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All_bonesJones, to random

palworld has already sold more than pokemon emerald, pokemon platinum, and is close to tying with black & white 2. if the rate of sales doesn't slow down, it will sell more than any single pokemon game by the end of february

All_bonesJones,

@DrRyanSkelton if they started selling DLC packs that introduce new maps with new sets of mons (regions, but as DLC) and finish implementing trading between players, pal world could easily become bigger than pokemon

All_bonesJones,

@RehnSturm256 @DrRyanSkelton here's a final sales push: you can capture this cute girl and drag her back to your base

All_bonesJones,

@disabled @DrRyanSkelton @RehnSturm256 then capture one of the ones with bigger tits. you can capture any girl you like because palworld is pro-slavery

All_bonesJones,

@disabled @DrRyanSkelton @RehnSturm256 pretty sure there are but i'll find out when i stream it (and capture every cute girl)

All_bonesJones,

@lemoncoke @DrRyanSkelton @RehnSturm256 @disabled pokemon are sentient creatures
they get eaten and enslaved
in gen 5(?) they retconned humans into being a type of pokemon and capable of breeding with them

so yes, pokemon has cannibalism and slavery

Doll, to random
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Blunt, but effective.

All_bonesJones,

@Doll same energy

All_bonesJones, to random
All_bonesJones, to random

so apparently this chick from palworld isn't supposed to be possible to capture but there's a bug that actually lets you capture her 100% of the time

makes me wonder if there's something like that for every girl

coolboymew, to random
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Lmao

How about kids under 18 don't get smartphones (Dumb phones okay?), don't get tablets either, has to go on the family computer in the kitchen again and especially don't get to have accounts on social media?

That would just about solve about most of the problems currently

All_bonesJones,

@Awoo @rlier23 @coolboymew the children would be hundreds of times healthier if they were were not allowed on the internet in general

giving someone under 18 unsupervised internet access should be treated the same as giving them cigarette or alcohol

graf, to random
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this palworld game better be good

All_bonesJones,

@graf you can kidnap the cute pokegirls. what else needs to be said? :Pokeball:

All_bonesJones, to random
All_bonesJones, to random

4chan is the reddit of the internet

theorytoe, to random
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All_bonesJones,
n3f_X, to random
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol sounds kinda talmudic

All_bonesJones,

@gh0st1984 @Sui @n3f_X i'd be pretty terrible at being a jew since i eat bacon instead of foreskins

coolboymew, to random
@coolboymew@shitposter.club avatar

Exam arc! Exam arc!

All_bonesJones,

@coolboymew post pics of bose when she gets screentime i wanna see how cute she is in the anime

Shadowman311, to random
@Shadowman311@poa.st avatar

>Helldivers 2 is launching on both PC and PS5 simultaneously

4 years in and the PS5 still has no games

All_bonesJones,

@Shadowman311 so what you're saying is that they should get into a losing fight against the steam deck which already captured that market

i feel like regardless of what they do at this point the ps6 and xbox tic tac toe are gonna be the last console gen for both of them if they even get made

sjw, to random
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All_bonesJones,

@BronzeAgeHogCranker @sjw you fool
they're looking for info on how to artificially engineer memes. if he agrees he'll make the internet worse

sjw, to random
@sjw@bae.st avatar
All_bonesJones,

@thendrix @sjw @icedquinn funniest part of this story is that wotc is the only division that's actually making any money worth a damn, but they have an internal policy to lay of a proportionate amount of people from each division when they do layoffs, so they just fired a bunch of dudes that made them money

All_bonesJones,

@icedquinn @sjw @thendrix they'd lose all the blackrock money if they did merit-based terminations

also now that i've actually watched the video: they've been using AI for way longer than that, one of the artists for a recent dnd book admitted to using AI for most of the book

All_bonesJones,

@thendrix @sjw @icedquinn it wouldn't be too hard to force hasbro to sell off FR, just highlight any of greenwood's works where he talks about the ritual orgies or the popularity of prostitution, point out they're canon, and claim that wotc's promoting rape culture or misogyny or something else stupid. it has enough baggage to trivially turn it into a toxic asset they're desperate to get rid of.

i don't care enough about d&d to bother but if anyone wants to do this, just find a few sex-related paragraphs from the books and talk about it a lot in any d&d circles to get it started. it's the sort of thing that has its own legs. it'll help if you make the accusations poorly evidenced or somewhat convoluted, because people busy arguing about how true your statement is don't have the time to argue against it.

All_bonesJones, to random

you know, i used to call berserk "native isekai" as bait, because i knew it was completely retarded and made people upset

All_bonesJones, to random

:blobcatreachR: :blobcatscience:

Awoo, to random
@Awoo@bae.st avatar

I want to kidnap NEET Girls and force them to work in a factory. Sorry guys no NEET GFs for you. They will all die childless making microplastics in my factory.
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All_bonesJones,

@Awoo you fool
you've put them all in one easy to find place. it is time for wifehunting warbands

All_bonesJones, to random

@WALFTEAM hold on a sec, the guy behind nesticle made a new modern emulator that aims for accuracy so hard it models voltage ladders and flow across the transistors to make bsnes look bad https://github.com/iaddis/metalnes

it's completely fucking unplayable but very accurate

All_bonesJones,

@icedquinn @WALFTEAM maybe in like 10 years when they invent hardware strong enough to ACTUALLY RUN IT

deprecated_ii, to random
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neat how the universal response companies have to falling revenue -- because people are getting poorer -- is to try to exploit customers more, lock them in, milk them for more money while offering less

I was told le free market would create innovation and competition

All_bonesJones,

@LouisConde @dew_the_dew @deprecated_ii the proposed solutions they have for that problem are as hilarious as they are completely insane. one of them wanted explosive collars on all their security forces, another wanted them trapped inside the bunker while he was the only one that knew the password to the food

they really, genuinely, truly are not capable of understanding the consequences of what they're doing

All_bonesJones, to random
Kyou, to random
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  • All_bonesJones,

    @Kyou still a thousand times better than official localizers :dab:

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