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GolfCartLady

@GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital

fortunate son plays loudly on a kazoo

:flamo: :miss_gcl:

BLT Enjoyer 😋
🥓🥬🍅
🥪 :kitty_pat:

I'm very organized,
in an unorganized
kind of way.

There's a method to
my madness.

:hug_ducc2:

E X E M P T 😌

#caturday
#tiddyTuesday

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KiKi88, to random
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🥳

GolfCartLady,
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Happy Birthday 🎂 :hk_celebrate:

GolfCartLady,
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MERRY CHRISTMAS :christmas_wreath: :Christmas_kitty_bell:

PodunkPotato, to random
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@GolfCartLady
Car Door

GolfCartLady,
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Welcome 😃

GolfCartLady,
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Fish on 🐠

GolfCartLady,
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It's actually a car door :actually:

GolfCartLady,
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There once was a lady who lived in a stiletto. Her name was Golfie, and she was as quirky as they come. Now, you might be wondering how exactly someone could reside in a shoe, but Golfie was no ordinary lady.

You see, Golfie wasn't just content with living in any old shoe. No, she had stumbled upon a magical stiletto one day while rummaging through a thrift store. This stiletto was no ordinary footwear; it was enchanted, with rooms that expanded and contracted depending on Golfie's mood.

On this particular day, Golfie woke up feeling especially adventurous. So, as she sipped her morning cup of tea (brewed from the finest dandelion petals, of course), she decided it was high time for a grand adventure.

Donning her trusty explorer hat and wielding her spatula sword (you never know when you'll need to flip pancakes on the go), Golfie set off into the great unknown. Her destination? The legendary Land of Lost Luggage.

Legend had it that deep within the tangled forests and towering mountains of the Land of Lost Luggage lay treasures beyond imagination – suitcases filled with socks that never matched, umbrellas that refused to close, and even the occasional rogue hairbrush.

With a skip in her step and a song in her heart (quite literally, as she hummed a tune about mismatched socks), Golfie journeyed onward. Along the way, she encountered all manner of peculiar creatures – a talking suitcase named Sam who had lost his zipper, a pair of socks engaged in a heated argument about who had the better toe seam, and even a friendly dragon who offered to give her a lift on his back.

But Golfie was determined to find the ultimate treasure of the Land of Lost Luggage – the fabled Golden Luggage Tag of Eternal Organization. Legend had it that whoever possessed this magical tag would never again lose track of their belongings.

After many twists and turns and a few close encounters with some particularly feisty luggage trolls, Golfie finally stumbled upon the treasure she sought. It glittered and gleamed in the dim light of the cavern, casting a warm glow that filled her heart with joy.

With a triumphant cheer, Golfie snatched up the Golden Luggage Tag of Eternal Organization and made her way back home. And as she nestled back into her cozy stiletto, she couldn't help but smile at the thought of all the adventures still to come.

For Golfie was no ordinary lady – she was a fearless explorer, a daring adventurer, and the proud inhabitant of a magical stiletto. And as long as there were treasures to be found and mischief to be had, she would be ready and waiting, spatula sword in hand, for her next grand adventure.

GolfCartLady,
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No one told me it had to rhyme.. :kitty_alpha:

GolfCartLady,
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Stop that 🤨

PodunkPotato, to random
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Hello?

GolfCartLady,
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:hk_wave: welcome 😃

GolfCartLady, to random
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GolfCartLady, to random
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:pepe_cross:

GolfCartLady, to random
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:loading:

GolfCartLady, to random
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GolfCartLady,
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Their moody little facial expressions
always crack me up.. :02_laugh:

GolfCartLady,
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GolfCartLady,
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GolfCartLady,
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GolfCartLady,
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:lookhard:

GolfCartLady, to random
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So.. if you look directly at the
eclipse without your super
special eclipse viewing glasses
all of your hair will fall out
and you will be forced to join
Norwood.zero where your only
hope of growing your hair back
will be to let Dan Hulson slather
your bald head with hair growth
creme.
:pug_foil:

Source:
I made it up. :kitty_alpha:

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GolfCartLady,
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GolfCartLady, to random
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Happy Birthday @graf

:grafstare: 🧁 🎈

GolfCartLady, to random
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So.. if you look directly at the
eclipse without your super
special eclipse viewing glasses
it will turn you into a retarded one
eye madastadon (user).
:pug_foil:

Source:
I made it up. :kitty_alpha:

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GolfCartLady,
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Shouldn't have looked at the
eclipse... :02shrug:

GolfCartLady,
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I've got mine.
Been wearing them all week :doge_dance_cool2:

GolfCartLady,
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Not much in the way of lore.
We were just being weirdos
a while back.
😂​

GolfCartLady,
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GolfCartLady,
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I'm using them to view the
eclipse now...

🍳 🍳

GolfCartLady,
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I have my moments... :pepe_blush:

GolfCartLady,
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Marked safe from the
eclipocalypse.. :checkmark_a1:

GolfCartLady, to random
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:pepe_fight:

video/mp4

Highroehler, to random
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If I had a shekel for every time I bumped into @n3f_X outside @GolfCartLady 's window

GolfCartLady,
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Just one 😂

GolfCartLady,
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Eat another :3:

GolfCartLady,
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Not a chance :unimpressed:
Nope. :peachcat_nonono:
Not clicking :3:

matty, to random
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N

GolfCartLady,
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I

GolfCartLady, to random
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GolfCartLady,
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jill, to random
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...tl cleanser required...idk wtf habbened...BBB & Golfie... :otter_question:
---> whuuuut the whuuuut...turn this ship around... @KiKi88 & @GolfCartLady

GolfCartLady,
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Doll, to random
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What the fuck did you guys do to goose? 😤

GolfCartLady,
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I think I has a stroke trying to
read that... 🥴

GolfCartLady,
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He's taking about Jean right? 😆

GolfCartLady,
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I tried to read it in a British accent and that made it worse... :uncomfortable:

GolfCartLady,
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You don't tell me... :flips_hair:

GolfCartLady,
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:02shrug:

GolfCartLady,
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Seems complex to me.. :smiley_shrug:

GolfCartLady,
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🤧

GolfCartLady,
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:gorfstika:

GolfCartLady,
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:letter_r:

GolfCartLady, to random
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Good morning ☕ :kitty_pat:

GolfCartLady,
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Like..... what kind of
side effects? :iseewhatyoudidthere:

GolfCartLady,
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Ouch 😠

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