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to be clear I don't have anything against QR codes and I think they're a good idea from an engineering standpoint. Just weird as fuck seeing EVERY AD EVERYWHERE has a black and white block and the implication that literally everyone has an antichrist device that knows what to do with them.

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I know exactly how QR codes work and they still make me feel old

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Saw a rotted banana peel and thought it was a snake

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hearing college girls talk about social issues is a human rights violation

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@alk_first this ain't no pancake this just cake

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impressed my thermos is keeping the coffee hot after two hours

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ham cock

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I gained 1.5 pounds from vacation, got back, did keto and lost it all already, but I got curious about what what fat actually looks like in terms of volume. This is 5 pounds apparently. Weirdly inspiring if you're thinking you "only lost 5 pounds"

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:niggaskull:

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@creamqueen gonna make this my alarm so I stop hitting snooze

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you know what's coming

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gonna get a mirrored copy of this flag and put them side by side

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:tenshi:

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new item on bucket list: eat fish cock

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Birdman - Or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

I made it an hour in and had to give up.

I want to say "it's a weird movie" but it isn't. It's a normal (and extremely boring) story with superficially weird elements tacked on. I get the feeling that's the point, in that you're watching this former superhero's now mundane life, but it doesn't do much for me. It strikes me as one of those "it's art, you're not supposed to enjoy it" things. Maybe it was building to something substantial later, but if your movie goes on an entire hour without anything interesting happening, you've lost my confidence that whatever you were going to show me is worth seeing.

Also Edward Norton's body is not as flattering as I would have thought.

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@D@poa.st here's what your golfer would look like if he was black or chinese

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this nigga forgot to eat

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this stuff has been good so far. No helmet head. Way better than anything I've gotten in a store. The only downside is that it's very difficult to scoop and rub on your hands, but you can mostly solve that by using a spoon to smear it on your palm. Apparently that's sort of a 'feature not a bug' thing. Allegedly the goopier a pomade is, the worse results you get from what I've read and experienced. There doesn't seem to be much way around it.

Really easy to apply too much, but it just takes practice.

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I've been here for almost 4 months and I still haven't set up my gaming computer (it's over)

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rekeita is now just "the guy that jerked off on stream"

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gives a new meaning to banger posts

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Was not expecting this after "died at 90"

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Nearly 3,000 boxes of LEGOs was confiscated by the LAPD.

Did you know know zoomers were snorting legos???

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got some canned sardines and good lord I am not eating those inside

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:sonicman:

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I just started watching 1917 and what the fuck
is this entire movie done in one shot? It's been 20 minutes without a single jump cut. I'm actually in awe right now.

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@IAMAL_PHARIUS read between the lines sheep

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@inertia here's what among us would look like if it was black or chinese

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@Inginsub calling you out

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Josh being a big gay homo for pride

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printf debugging is fine but for christ's sake PLEASE have proper logging levels and categories instead of leaving 80,000 commented out print statements holy fucking shit

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Bro his arm :niggasob:

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is he in a casino

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I regret not stopping at buc-ees on my trip. I should have just went in there, walked into the restroom, swiveled around, whistled very loudly, then walked out.

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)

Weird title caught my eye while browsing. The plot has a weird chaotic flow to it where things don't really get resolved. Shit just happens by sheer force of white trash will. Not your typical Hollywood plot. It comes off as a lot more life-like where people make dumb decisions, but the reasons are always understandable.

Despite the unconventional plot presentation and partially because of it, I liked it a lot overall.

That and they say fag retard and nigger a lot. You know, as a bonus. :fumocheers:

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why can't the work day end already holy god

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broooo stop

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Since I came onto this project, it's been a constant cycle of
"Hello, the way you are doing this is fucking insane. I have a proposal to make it much faster"
"Oh no it's always been just fine it only takes a few minutes don't bother"
>does it anyway
"Wow the way I was doing this was fucking insane thanks"

repeat identical conversation for each feature

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just had a stroke of genius (I had a stroke)

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Writing niggainsane in my work notebook while brainstorming

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