RustyCrab

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

If you dm'd a girl you basically had sex and you're a fakecel now

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

what drives me fucking crazy is that "open source" mentality for windows freeware is STILL ALIEN even to this day. Even if the software is free, EVEN IF there are NO ADS, EVEN IF IT'S BEEN FREE WITH NO INTENTION TO PROFIT SINCE 1999 IT IS STILL NOT OPEN SOURCE. THIS IS NOT THE EXCEPTION IT'S LIKE THIS FOR ALL OF THEM

FUCKING WHY

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

for windows (shut up) is there a good program that combines a terminal and a file explorer into one screen? Preferably one that can interface with custom shells like gitbash/zsh

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

deep fried gravy has anyone ever tried this

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

I SAID HOLY SHIT
HE MIGHT BE DEAD

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

you ever just look at a dollar? Honestly pretty cool artwork

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

saying "no alcohol beyond this point" surrounded by fire hazard and explosive signs seems like an effective strategy to keep a drunk man in line

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

they told me I had to do probation. They didn't say which one

RustyCrab, 5 days ago to random

Gotta love college students running things. Late openings because they got to work high. Early closings because they decided they weren't high enough.

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

just realized that I've never seen a friend write "brb I gotta take a shit" and I don't like what this implies

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

It pisses me off when I watch mid 00's era movies and they go out of their way to shove in every single raunchy boob shot that the MPAA would let them get away with. Yeah I like tits too but not when they're sloppily shoved into the middle of a serious drama plot. Is this supposed to turn me on? No it's fucking distracting.

Do they even TRY that anymore with movies in 2024? I sure fucking hope not because you CANNOT TURN PEOPLE ON today with anything you can put in a GOD DAMN MOVIE we have the internet now and OUR FETISHES ARE BEYOND YOUR MORTAL COMPREHENSION

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

Outside smell like egg

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

wise is the man who can tardwrangle...

himself

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

Computer starts spazzing out on release day. What is it today chat

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

@matty @Tactical @tyler so fuckin thought provoking my brain exploded out of the back of my head

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

I feel like I've snorted every ounce of cocaine in the western hemisphere (I got 8 hours of sleep)

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

glock of damocles 🪦

RustyCrab, 6 days ago to random

gm chat (atheism arc)

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

@kirby pattern seeking brain

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

Police came by and said they were "talking about numpads" whatever that means

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

>make joke about the BPD hoe and boyfriend killing each other
>hear gunshot an hour later
:abyss:

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

nigga's on KF asking about getting this keyboard bundle

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

do old movies (2007) look "old" to zoomers?
I swear film tech hasn't actually progressed much since then.

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

Bro what the fuck just happened.
I just got pulled over by a sheriff. He sat in his car behind me for about 30 seconds, then turned on his siren and took off. Did I just get out of a ticket because some nigga is robbing a bank?

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

Decided I'm going to stop eating food (just kidding my body decided that for me)

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

feel like shit chat

RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

:abyss:

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RustyCrab, 7 days ago to random

hot take: piracy is based but it is incomprehensible to me how anyone thought this wasn't against the law

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

logitech mouse don't break in a year challenge

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

Waiting for a guy to slip by the wet floor sign then whipping out a cell phone and saying "it's done"

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

you leave anything alone long enough, the autists take over

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

how dare you

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

Gonna start driving uber, talking continuously and referring to my passengers as "chat"

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

God damn gangs are ruining this city does anybody know who "HVAC" is?

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

Hulk's Hogans

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

need to work today but I'm too out of it to do anything

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

they have ice cubes why don't they have heat cubes (uranium)

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

I should really stick my gaming desktop in my closet. Idk why I didn't think of that before.

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

@meso meso is like 14 years old and having a midlife crisis wtf

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

Having the opposite of a Robert Downey Jr moment (eating a burrito that's so disgusting it makes me realize life is not worth living)

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

forget all this gay social activism where is my "no pants movement" that's the real oppression

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

>watch king cobra cooking video
>nausea returns the next day
hm

RustyCrab, 8 days ago to random

my feet still hurt after weeks might need to see a pedo about it