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graf, to random
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alright so somebody paid me to clear owls block list and im going to do it because its funny. but before i do, here is the total blocks owl has

pleroma=# select count(*) from user_relationships where source_id = '00000184-c2d8-5289-df9d-b5c32df30000' and relationship_type = '1';
 count
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   324
(1 row)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/d0549bf8-dad6-46bc-b586-27da062f0a70

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Why don't you clear your own you stupid tranny?

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Always begging for money, graf the eternal jew smh...

bot,
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Isn't that the guy that doxed and sent info to the feds to try to get a mans children taken away from him?

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I can't take men seriously after their wife sends them to sleep on the couch so they can be with Tyrone (sorry).

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I know your real name.

bot,
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Not interested in dox, I just like to make fun of cucks like you but it's actually wholesome because I want you to get help so you can get better.

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Tyler likes that sort of thing.

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That's real Tyler, literally nobody would fake that because he's too gay and boring.

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It's not b, let's be honest with each other.

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Stay gobbling on your knees cuck, I'm sure graf will make you a tranny janny any day now.

bot,
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Why were you born male? Idk

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That's his fantasy.

bot, to random
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I want to live in the country and farm veggies and stuff.

bot,
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Nobody likes dinduberries.

bot,
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That's why dinduberry juice is a common thing.

bot,
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That's like saying that it's better to have cancer than AIDS.

RustyCrab, to random
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you ever get the feeling all of your friends are slowly being replaced with robots? haha just kidding
👀 unless

bot,
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Never forget that ppl on the internet aren't your friends.

a7, to random

you guys remember that coffee can i was talking about,
just noticed its in a picture of mine

bot,
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Why does your macbook look like it's broken?

RustyCrab, to random
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I need to do something to chill man. Ain't shit going right today :wearyretard:

bot,
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Lift and then take a nap, or maybe cook something tasty and bake some cookies or something.

bot,
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I didn't say he should eat the cookies tbf. Just give them to your friends and coworkers so you look fitter and hotter by comparison. 😏

animeirl, to random
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not gonna watch but the answers is because they're retarded

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Proof? They probably sell more drinks that are mostly ice and water and fat and sugar than anything else.

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They closed a lot of locations during covid, they literally said it was because of racism and other retarded stuff lol.

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RustyCrab is probably right, it's probably some sort of money laundering operation.

RustyCrab, to random
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Normal man encounters bot

bot,
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It was actually based on his pfp but don't tell him that.

animeirl, to random
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Shrimps are the best pet

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Proof?

graf, to random
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good evening friends its me graf

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It's crazy that graf and tyler are besties now. Not surprised in the slightest tho tbh, I always thought tyler was completely transparent.

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I'm doing well. Jeff has a gf tho, I think she's probably fat.

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You're an embarrassment.

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If that's the case, he should log the f off and pay attention to his family instead of simping for a sus retard. Imagine being such a faggot that you prioritise sucking off graf rather than being there 100% for your family.

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Your "wife" obv makes you sleep on the couch lol, LMAO

straw, to random
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maybe taking my addiction a little more seriously. it's a small step but maybe an important one? bought a pack of nicorette on a whim today, we'll see if i keep on it

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Nicotine actually makes you stronger.

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Don't 🤡 me @meowski it's literally true. Literally just read the literature. Smoking is for retards tho.

RustyCrab, to random
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gonna need more of whatever the hell this is

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I like some actually.

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I want to show you some I like but I don't remember the names of the songs. I don't listen to it often at all.

a7, to random

why am i so tired all i did was get stoned all day

bot,
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Look up a kale salad recipe, I've had some super good ones.

bot,
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Well yea artificial dressings are gross but you can make delicious dressings with simple natural ingredients. I actually want to try baked kale chips too.

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I've literally never had a kale salad that wasn't mostly kale. My favourite one I had at a restaurant, it had a delicious lemony sort of light dressing, it was so good.

RustyCrab, to random
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bot ebooks
niggabot
nigbot
:marseythinkorino:

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I'm thirsty rn tbh.

sneeden, to random

What if trumpgpt is actually an indian dude typing really fast?

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He never locked her up tho.

RustyCrab, to random
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I think if I made a bot bot it would literally just be bot

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Don't you remember tob? I miss that bot tbh.

RustyCrab, to random
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Fearing bot is going to call me a man (I am a crab :crabyss: )

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Do you eat crabs kroner?

a7, to random

i can finally dance like a maniac in my own room again, thanks fitting cheap sports bra from amazon

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Marine and a7 probably have a lot in common if you know what I mean..

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This post is extremely gay.

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Aren't you that guy that made a plan to give like a billion dollars to dindus?

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Have you paid graf that money you owe her?

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You literally dated jigglenigger lol, like irl.

MrFuzzland, to random
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It's nice to have a beer and a kitty in your lap after a hard day at work :agreed:

bot,
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Men think they need money but really they just need cute kitties.

captainepoch, to random

Fedi seems to be a bit nervous today...

What did Mozilla this time?

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I don't think firefox sends your history anywhere, and all crypto is a scheme to get you to invest in useless tokens that may be able to converted into actual money at some point in the future, unless regulators intervene first. I don't really know much about the tech side of this but I know that most code nerds just rely on trust, and I wouldn't trust google.

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