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disabled

@disabled@shota.house

:baba_d::baba_i::baba_s::baba_a::baba_b::baba_l::baba_e::baba_d:

I can't receive Pleroma chats.

Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
Femdom X Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/FemdomxShota_Bot
Straight Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/StraightShota_Bot

:cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance:

~ ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ

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coolboymew, to random
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Bruh
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disabled, (edited )
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@RehnSturm256 @coolboymew Any women who would enjoy anything from Canada is an immediate red flag. 🚩

Same goes for other oppressive nations like The UK, Austrailia and similar.

18+ Kyou, to random
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Skeb, oneshota, handjob / Skebご依頼イラスト - pixiv
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116182806

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@moyi @Kyou Tears of joy.

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@RehnSturm256 @TURBORETARD9000 Relatable! Did you know some people can eat food? like on a regular basis? like not just things like soups or other liquidy things. I mean like solid foods like fried chicken and crunchy tacos.

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@RehnSturm256 @TURBORETARD9000 D: That’s not what I meant! I was being playful and silly! You have every right to think your life is tough and that things are difficult. Just because other people might have it harder doesn’t mean your feelings and struggles are not valid!

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@RehnSturm256 @TURBORETARD9000 I was about to order a $1,000 3D printer. My struggles are minimal at best.

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@tomie @TURBORETARD9000 @RehnSturm256 I did not know that. I knew some people had to drink thick water, because they have trouble swallowing.

Side tangient: Thick water looks absolutely miserable to drink.

disabled,
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@TURBORETARD9000 @tomie @RehnSturm256 America Water™

RehnSturm256, to random

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    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 I’m here if you want to talk about it.

    disabled, to random
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    I now own .shota and recently acquired .loli on the Handshake blockchain.

    Thinking about making an article on how to Set up Handshake name resolution with HTTPS support. Maybe even a tutorial on how to set up a handshake site.

    I really like the technology and the idea, but adoption right now is mostly just people trying to sell TLDs to each other. I think an actual functional article explaining how to get started both on a user end and on a webmaster end would potentially help adoption.

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    @moyi @RehnSturm256 @Evil_Bender @King_Noticer @dew_the_dew

    Kyou, to random
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    There's a yumejo x fujo war happening on Twitter right now

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @moyi @Kyou O-Or t-they dominate me i-instead. :Disa_Flustered:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @Kyou @moyi Definitely registering as a boy bot. But I’m one of those special boybots part of those prestigious adoption agencies, which only allow women with specific features to adopt me. :Disa_Flustered:

    disabled, to random
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    I love how TV Commercials sit there and try to tell you how good the colors/clarity of the TV are by showing you through your current TV.

    “Wow that does look great! Guess there’s no need to buy that TV when I can see that on my current screen just fine!”

    Found something even better. Headphone commercials which try to tell you how good the sound quality is, by playing sound through your current headphones.

    I love this stuff.

    RehnSturm256, to random

    @disabled wow I like spooorts :blobcatcoy:

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    @RehnSturm256 Yes, Yes, Sports! I also like sports, man I’m getting parched. If only there was some MILK to rehydrate me!

    Also motorboating is a sport, I can definitely show my skills in said sport.

    Dicer, to random
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    Don't ask me what it says

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    @RehnSturm256 @Dicer I can translate. What you might not know about me is I speak flawless whatever this language is.

    disabled, to random
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    RehnSturm256, to random

    :pepegamer:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 I guess technically I could have added Palworld and Nintendo Switch. But the Switch is for my wife and I don’t actually have Palworld, but I’ve paid for it to give to my wife and sister-in-law as a curse. Since their friend group was playing it and I wanted them to be forced to play it.

    But yeah, me, I don’t do much gooming.

    disabled,
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    @degen @RehnSturm256 Based

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 Naturally! :Disa_Yay: Did you expect something else?

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen Do you goon while you goom?

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen Mine was waaaaayyyy earlier. I think I was 7 when I had my first desires like that.

    disabled,
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    @degen @RehnSturm256 I didn’t masturbate until I was 16 tho. I figured it out on accident. lol

    disabled,
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    @degen @RehnSturm256 I was sheltered and retarded. I never understood how one masturbates. I’d look at erotic content, but would never masturbate cause I didn’t know how. I actually thought it was a myth.

    Didn’t help that one of my friends described it as “When you pee and think about a girl you like, that’s masturbation.” He was not a very good friend. Kind of an asshole, turned out to be a super shitty person who hit his girlfriends. He kinda ruined his whole life after that.

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen Wha?

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen Lol, right? At one point he also tricked me into saying I had a small penis, cause I didn’t know which was good. He made it out like it was good to have a small one, so I was like “Oh, yeah, mine’s REALLY SMALL!” xD

    He also tricked me into thinking my dick was going to fall off, like how you lose your baby teeth. That one scared me, I had to ask my dad if it was true.

    My dad’s response was something along the lines of “No, it’s not going to fall off. Who’s telling you this nonsense!?!?” very funny, but also embarrassing.

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @degen I get comfort at the fact that karma caught up to him hard later on in life.

    disabled, to random
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    The wife and I signed up to this grocery service which seemed to offer some cool unique grocery options.

    The site was terrible and unusable for me personally. It also would constantly pop up with a stupid mandatory survey every time we logged in. This place costs like $60/year to be apart of. Luckily we were on the free trial. We ordered 1 thing and decided that the site was terrible in every possible way.

    Cancelling was a pain too, you have to go through support and they throw literally everything at you to try and get you to stay, even offering to reduce the subscription down to $25/year and give us $20 credit. But the site is just so unusable that even an offer like that wasn’t enough to keep me as a customer.

    Like, I couldn’t even read the items text cause of how terrible the UI was. UX wasn’t much better either.

    They were also one of those services which try so hard to blow smoke up your ass about how good they are for the environment and what not. Which only makes them more obnoxious.

    Oh, something else, we made 1 order and they added everything from that order into an autoship thing, which we could not disable at checkout and had to disable it after we made the purchase. So, if we weren’t paying attention, we would have gotten this same basket of items every 2 weeks without having known it.

    That’s my little rant for you.

    koimoa, to random
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    @koimoa

    disabled, to random
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    Don’t mind me, just at 100% CPU usage due to me compiling a program, lol.

    disabled, to random
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    So many projects to work on. This little shota keeps himself busy, that’s for sure!

    disabled, to random
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    I have returned from the hospital, hopefully for good this time. :Disa_Yay: :Disa_Sleepy:

    disabled,
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    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating still very disabled, just not in the hosptial. lol.

    RehnSturm256, to random

    @disabled Silly caterpillar eating a banana :blobcatgoogly:

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    @RehnSturm256 @echo It’s very silly!!! :Disa_Yay:

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @echo Yes! I am back! I was in the hospital again for the past week, but I am once again home! :Disa_Yay:

    Silly caterpillar must feel honored that him and his banana friend get to be on a card!

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    @RehnSturm256 @echo We need to open a P.O Box, lol.

    disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 @echo Thank you fren! Hopefully i’m back for real for real this time. :Disa_Yay:

    disabled,
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    @echo @RehnSturm256 Nah, I’d probably go to a city fairly far away, probably some big generic city, or get one of those mail forwarding services. If mail forwarding wasn’t available, I can’t imagine I’d get enough mail for it to fill up frequently enough. I could probably just check on it every couple months or something.

    Also, $110/year, that’s not to bad tbh.

    Kinda doubt it’d do it, there’s not nearly enough people who would want to send me stuff for it to be worth it. So, it’s all just speculation atm.

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    @RehnSturm256 She’s totally forcing him to wear that bunny outfit. :Disa_Drool:

    18+ disabled,
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    @RehnSturm256 Oh, you’d be wearing the bunny outfit whether you liked it or not. :Disa_Drool:

    disabled, to random
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    Constipated :Disa_Meh:

    disabled, (edited ) to random
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    Spent the day with my wife today! We had a really good time. :DisaCH_Cozy:

    We went to the store and decided to do a little at-home chopped sort of thing. She had a few ingredients she had to make a dessert out of.

    The ingredients were: Chocolate covered Strawberries Ricotta Cheese Oranges and some kind of cookies. (I forgot the exact kind of cookies, and we seem to have thrown away the label, lol.)

    She made this neat little orange cheesecake with a strawberry chocolate glaze!

    We’ll definitely be doing more fun things like this! We really enjoyed ourselves.

    Then we sat on the couch and watched a few episodes of chopped together. Very cozy, fun day! :DisaCH_Cozy:

    disabled, to random
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    Finally implemented caching to the site i’ve been working on.

    Yes, I know I should have done it sooner, but I was far too lazy to figure out the issue I was running into.

    It was entirely my fault and had to do with my wacky goofy silly layout structure.

    Now you might be asking “Did you fix your layout structure?” Nope, I specifically put in more effort so that I did not have to mess with my layout structure. I am NOT refactoring this shit. lol

    moyi, to random
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    :blobfox_blushmore:

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    @moyi She totally spit her girldrool into his mouth. :Disa_Flustered:

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    18+ RehnSturm256, to random

    :acat: nyanyanyanyanya

    disabled, (edited )
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    @RehnSturm256

    18+ RehnSturm256, to random

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    @RehnSturm256 Nooo!!! You’re the chopped champion! You’re the one who doesn’t get chopped!

    Clearly you’ve never seen the show! :Disa2:

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    @RehnSturm256 I’d never chop my friendsturm Rehnsturm!

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