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:baba_d::baba_i::baba_s::baba_a::baba_b::baba_l::baba_e::baba_d:

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Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
Femdom X Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/FemdomxShota_Bot
Straight Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/StraightShota_Bot

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~ ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ

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@RehnSturm256 @enigmatico Wouldn’t mind having a taste of those milkers on the purple haired one. :Disa_Drool:

BigDuck, to random Polish
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:watamelon: What you choosin

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @BigDuck :blobshock: You eat toad? How do you get toads? Do you know a nearby toad farm? How do they taste? Do you eat the whole toad?

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@RehnSturm256 @BigDuck But you said you’d eat a toad, if it was in a hole! :Disa:

18+ basket, to random
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Thanks McDonald's

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@RehnSturm256 @basket Big tiddied McMommy, yes please!!! :Disa_Drool:

disabled, to random
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Cooked my wife a Bison Steak today

Made a Marinade with Butter, MSG, Salt, Pepper, Paprika and Garlic Powder (probably some other spices, I forgot. But these are the main ones) and some Korean style sauce that we got from the market.

Had the Bison soak in the marinade overnight in a little plastic baggy.

Placed the Bison steak on a hot pan, didn’t even need to butter it because the marinade and the fat from the bison provided plenty of oil for the pan. Added some Saffron to the oil and mixed it up.

Cooked the steak on each side for about 6 and a half minutes, basting with the juices the whole time. Resulted in a Medium Rare steak.

She really liked it and finished the whole thing :Disa_Yay:

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@basket That’s all that matters is that it was tasty! Glad you had a good meal! :Disa_Yay:

disabled,
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@sjw I’ve been very adventurous since I got the last of my chest tubes removed. I wouldn’t quite say I’ve gotten a new lease on life, but I’d say it’s very close to that. I’m absolutely more interested in doing a bunch more things! Just been feeling super good! :Disa_Yay:

RehnSturm256, to random

Anyways I gotta go harass girls at the grocery store with my presence. You all stay classy :comfycool:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 What if you run into that waitress again? :Disa2:

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

All healthy 18 yo girls are lolis when you reach a certain age :thinknyan:

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@RehnSturm256 Which would you rather; Loli girl to call you “daddy”, or a giantess domme mommy with massive milk filled tits to call “mommy”?

I’d choose the latter.

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I’m not ready!!!!!

disabled, to random
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With these AI Monitors coming out now, the big thing I’d like is a monitor which could detect the content on my screen and adjust the brightness based on the content. My current monitor does this, but in the opposite way that I’d like it to.

My current monitor’s ECO MODE will increase the brightness if the content on the screen is mostly consisting of bright colors, and dim it if the content is overall darker to save energy. I want it to turn the brightness down whenever the content is bright and turn the brightness up whenever it’s dark.

It’d be cool with things like microLEDs, OLEDS and similar technology for this to work on the various dimming zones it has.

I think this would be my perfect monitor.

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@irie We’re going to have to start rooting our monitors now, to remove stupid restrictions like this. I can see it. xD

disabled,
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@sjw I will look this up once I am done playing games with friends. But will give you a preemptive thank you for potentially saving my life and my eyes.

disabled,
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@sjw All that shows up are air compressors when looking up: luminesce compressor.

disabled, to random
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Good morning all! Another day, another cup of coffee! :DisaCH_cofe: Hope everyone is doing well!

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disabled,
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@basket Is that a vehicle from the AraAra Police Department?

disabled, to random
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@RehnSturm256 My wife suggests this anime for you: “Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!”

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Women, what is stopping you from dressing like this?

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disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @TURBORETARD9000 I like to call it the “Funny Shape”

disabled, to random
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Been feeling absolutely fantastic the past day or 2. Wonder how much of it is the coffee and how much is the fact that I don’t have tubes coming out of my lungs anymore. :thinknyan:

disabled, to random
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Losing a couple of ribs means there’s like pain points all across my back where the ribs used to be. Apparently, these will be there for a while.

Having less ribs is weird. :Disa:

disabled,
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@Kyou Some people are weird. :Disa2:

RehnSturm256, to random

Imagining if a dommy, sexually carnivorous - but also gentle - mommy with huge milkers groomed me :Disa_Blush2:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 This, but me.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 We’re taking turns now? :Disa2:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 Need! :Disa_Drool:

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:Disa_Flustered:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA WITH THOSE FAT COW MILKERS!!!!!!!!! :Disa_Drool: 🥛 :Disa_Ahegao:

Kyou, to random
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Feeling old because kids nowadays are groomed on Twitter and discord when I was groomed on Skype

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@RehnSturm256 @Kyou @TURBORETARD9000 @moi Don’t worry Rehn, with how much the gene pool has been absolutely corrupted, there’s plenty of women out there who are over the age of consent and still can apparently be groomed. Because equality only matters, until it doesn’t! :Disa_Yay:

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@RehnSturm256 @Kyou @TURBORETARD9000 @moi To brighten up the conversation a bit! There are still good women out there. The trick is finding them! But it’s certainly possible. I mean, I managed to do it, and I’m a literal cripple! :Disa_Yay:

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@RehnSturm256 @Kyou @TURBORETARD9000 @moi When were we talking about Skype vs Twitter grooming?

I must’ve joined in the middle, lol. sorry about that.

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@RehnSturm256 @Kyou @TURBORETARD9000 @moi BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! BULLY DISA!!! :Disa_Drool:

disabled, to random
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Hope everyone is having a good day! I just got through my chores for today and am now sitting down and drinking my mushroom coffee. :DisaCH_cofe:

RehnSturm256, to random

Hazbin Hotel is pretty cringe & gay :catstare:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 It’s too late, you’re history is already contaminated.

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@RehnSturm256 Browsing YouTube will now forever be indistinguishable from browsing tumblr.

You’ll need to go on the run, assume a new identity, a new way of living, maybe go off grid for awhile.

But I will be there with you, on your back, taking a piggyback ride the whole way. Saying stupid shit in your ear for hours on end. But at least i’m not Tumblr!

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 In our new hit Movie: “The Shota House: Running From Cringe!”

disabled,
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@degen @RehnSturm256 I just use Freetube personally.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @degen PREACH!!!! :Disa:

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@degen @RehnSturm256 Gotta go to the good sites to get the good milkers. OwO Twitch, Youtube and similar can never and will never stack up!

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@RehnSturm256 @Kagekokoro

Did you know some guy allegedly spent $50,000 on a custom animation with him & the character from that cartoon!?

I’ve seen the animation, it’s fairly easy to find. They didn’t even pick the best character from it. He isn’t even a shota in the animation!!! Huge waste of 50k! The finished commissioned animation also doesn’t look that good, in my humble opinion.

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@TURBORETARD9000 @Kagekokoro @RehnSturm256 If it was me and I had to make it about Hazbin Hotel.

It’d be me, Disa, a shota. Being chased by Niffty, with her design modified slightly, just ever so slightly. Hardly a modification at all, really. More like a much-needed improvement.

I’d give her massive, gargantuan tits.

This is what a reasonable person with 50k to spend specifically on a Harbin Hotel animation would do.

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 She just has that one teeny tiny design flaw. Needs massive gargantuan milk filled tits.

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@RehnSturm256 @Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 Naturally, without all the flats, that’d leave less domme mommies for me! And that would be a true tragedy!

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@RehnSturm256 @Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 I have a symbiotic relationship with the flats. They stay away from me and keep all the flat lovers occupied, while I get all the attention from the domme mommies!

This is how things are and were meant to be! :Disa_Yay:

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@Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 @RehnSturm256 Agreed. :Disa2:

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@TURBORETARD9000 @Kagekokoro @RehnSturm256

to an upper limit.

Poser. :Disa_Angy:

disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 That’s fine because it still adds more to your attraction pool, leaving a higher likelihood of you ending up with a flat.

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@TURBORETARD9000 @Kagekokoro @RehnSturm256

My wife has G-cups and says that this only happens when women do not exercise enough and/or are wearing a bra that is not the proper size or not supportive enough.

I’m inclined to believe her, since she has G-cups and has never complained about back problems.

I’m sure there are other variables, but I imagine lack of exercise and/or shitty bras are the cause of a considerable majority of “back problems”

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@Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 @RehnSturm256 She gives this shota whatever he needs. :Disa_Yay: :Disa_Flustered:

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@Kagekokoro @TURBORETARD9000 @RehnSturm256 While I strongly disagree with your opinion, I accept it! :Disa_Yay:

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