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diurnalfreak666

@diurnalfreak666@clubcyberia.co

I AM the STINKY LIZARD

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diurnalfreak666,
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@Floydian_Psychology @Awoo is that like stealth jews?

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Water Brats or Winter Brits?

diurnalfreak666,
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@greenzeta did you ever dream about this bug?

diurnalfreak666, to random
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@graf did you ever dream of this bug?

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@confederatehobo Might as well post this again:

Fagspeak And How To Avoid It

Since I occasionally see even relatively Based people talk like complete faggots, never mind outright noobs, here's a handy guide to words and terms that you'll want to avoid, as well as helpful alternatives that won't make people wonder if you list preferred pronouns in your profile. So without further ado:

Cis = Normal, Non-tranny

Trans, Transgender = Tranny, Troon, Faggot

LGBTQ = Faggots, Groomers

Gender = Sex (suppress the part of you that's a giggling 13 year old boy)

Singular They = Either use male pronouns as the default when the individual's sex is unknown, or do a little Profiling (meaning you assume gamers and tech spergs are male, while you assume annoying, narcissistic drama queens are female). Or just go with he/she for perfect coverage if that sits better with you.

Plus-sized, BBW = Cow, Landwhale, Fat cunt

N-word = Nigger, Nig-Nog, Nog, Basketball American

People of Color = People of Crime

Native American: Indian, Injun, drunk retard

Undocumented immigrant = Illegal alien, Wetback

Sex worker = Whore, prostitute, Kamala Harris

Feel free to contribute your own examples of Fagspeak, along with Based alternatives.

RE: https://mugicha.club/objects/af310f08-73cc-4a98-97dd-1cb9b9182902

diurnalfreak666,
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@skylar @ChristiJunior @confederatehobo did any of you ever dream of this bug

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diurnalfreak666,
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diurnalfreak666, to random
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hey does anyone know any engineers? I have an idea I want to run by you to see if it'll work it's a GREAT idea it'll probably revolutionize our infrastructure and if you can help bring my concept to life there's a percentage in it for you :) @Grandtheftautism @vivi @Zerglingman @niccolove @kaia @notify @t284lyfe @eee @Suzu @pony @kannawataame @sugakobaxxoo @Simpadoo @Monsignor_DickFace @jeff @cato @meso @Kerosene @BasedLord @ZeroSum05 @eris @Jonny
This is HUGE I can't wait to share my concept with you

binkle, to random
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I wonder what inter-african racism is like. what stereotypes do the bantus have about the pygmies

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle probably something like they're all witches and consort with demons and we need to steal some of their hair to make a voodoo counter-charm which will cause them to die of malaria then everyone dies of malaria because it's fucking africa

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle the bantus really don't like the khoisan and basically massacre them everywhre they find them and a white man isn't there to shake his finger at them and be like "no, bad bantu!"

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle when you can already just indiscriminately kill them without any pang of conscience, you don't really need to expend much thought justifying it. Telling these epic stories about how bad your enemies are seems to be beyond them.

diurnalfreak666,
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@creamqueen @binkle it's because they're prehensile they use them to help them climb trees

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @fp chimps don't make good pets and it's because they're violent like humans themselves are actually really violent and dangerous like, they're really hard to herd and manage if you aren't in line with what they want to do not saying they couldn't be domesticated over time but it will take exactly that-- time.

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @fp Like if someone wanted to keep you as a pet and you didn't really like the habitat they'd picked out for you and you wanted to go live in the tree and they want you to live under a fallen log you'd get pretty mad wouldn't you?

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can a man catch lesbianism

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle it's called trooning out

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle you mean subarus? you don't have to be a fish eater to like those

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wolf butter: churned from 100% real wolf milk

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @cassidyclown When I was in county lockup for stealing my neighbor's horse I met a man who raised lobsters in the toilet

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @cassidyclown My point is, you never kno w where life's gonna take you

diurnalfreak666,
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@cassidyclown @binkle one fo thses but he told me bowl-type western toilets (especially german ones) would work better

diurnalfreak666,
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@cassidyclown @binkle political prisoner he yelled at Dung Jiao Ping to "show titties" during tienmen square. Jiao was flattered that's why he didn't just shoot him and bill the family for the lead

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle how much for a pound of wolf butter?

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle OK here's my answers: the black plague, humanity's insubordination to the divine, pretzels

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle did I win?

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle let me know if I win I'll be standing by for your response and processing of my application

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle awesome what were the questions?

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle yeah I know raising kids can be hard but you're not shooting blanks yet you can re-up your workforce in about 3 years (two if you induce premature labor and train them from birth to hold a pick axe)

diurnalfreak666,
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@creamqueen @binkle (he doesn't have any girls)

RustyCrab, to random
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:niggabroken:

diurnalfreak666,
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@RustyCrab lol I work when I want to work it means no day is ever monday (or every day could be monday)

binkle, to random
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what if we farmed wolves on wolf ranches so that we could wear wolf pelt based clothes

diurnalfreak666,
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@cassidyclown @binkle they're harder to keep fed for an acre of wolves you'll need like 10 acres of chickens (or like 60 acres of pasture if you're gonna do cows)

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Good morning people

diurnalfreak666,
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@MMS21 what's so "good" about it?

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get, to random
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diurnalfreak666,
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@get @Lyx you can just stamp a slug out of sheet metal you don't gotta get fancy with your 3d printing shit

diurnalfreak666,
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@Lyx @get I didn't have a dad he died in the cadmium mines before I was born thanks for the traumatic rememberance asshole

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The only channels I can tolerate/enjoy these days

Alien Theory
AntsCanada
ashens
Beige Frequency
Bob Gymlan
Cinemassacre
Coffeezilla
Crowbcat
Dbdr
Fascinating Horror
Gmanlives
Napoleon Blownapart
nerdSlayer Studios
Patrick Boyle
Porsalin
RedLetterMedia
Rehab Room
Scary Interesting
SzethTzeentach
Think Anomalous

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @eidolon
Technology Connections
Aging Wheels

Also JoeCappa, short stuff but iconic

binkle, to random
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oh i get it

PHA="PusH Accumulator"
PLA="PulL Accumulator"

:fox:

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle I'd have made it PSA it seems to make more sense but that's probably the point of this post

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle aren't we all just piss accumulators?

18+ JessiCum, to random
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Found these old pants that fit tight but still fit

diurnalfreak666,
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@JessiCum >filthy apartment
>cumrag on floor
>PC in the center of the living room
>has no problem taking unflattering photos of self
>transparent storage bins-- clearly not organized at all
>weird fuzz all over everything

diurnalfreak666,
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@JessiCum I'm sorry I didn't get your authorization before responding but you know what they say "it's better to beg for forgiveness than ask permission" I've never heard them say it but I've been assured they do so I'm perfectly justified in responding, step off.

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cop the new look >>>>>

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle sonny the porcupine and his iconic philly cheesesteak

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Gonna try this for breakfast.
Instead of bacon and eggs
Nuts and eggs.

New day new fun

diurnalfreak666,
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@Humpleupagus @KennyWhitePowers @d0c40r0 @Wyliesau thank you for saying what we've all been thinking

diurnalfreak666,
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@KennyWhitePowers @Humpleupagus @d0c40r0 @koropokkur @Wyliesau Oh brother that’s a HUGE case of TMI I didn’t need to hear that, that was not the image I wanted in my head tonight I can tell you folks

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the only good thing about USB-C is you can plug it in either way

diurnalfreak666,
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@deprecated_ii @zero @skylar how would you do it?

diurnalfreak666,
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@zero @deprecated_ii @skylar where is this creating problems?

18+ RehnSturm256, to random

I wish I never tried No Nut November because I think it just reignited my longing despair and craving for irl intimacy, and I think my interest in hentai dropped off while my interest in irl increased. All evidence of how I feel seems to descend from that month. NNN had the opposite effect most claimed it would, bringing misery through its supposed ‘enlightenment’ :acat_stare:

diurnalfreak666,
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@RehnSturm256 also

>@shota.house

diurnalfreak666,
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@RehnSturm256 ur just gay

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I still don't understand what urbit is

diurnalfreak666,
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@cesare @Inginsub @binkle @eidolon if it was better why did you stop using it?

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It's so over Haloids

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @D@poa.st @nike We don't sell by ethnicity we sell by profession-- these ones are coal miners.

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @D@poa.st @nike they sound like really nasally chinese when they talk maybe that helps?

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @D@poa.st @nike you don't get a refund for refusing delivery you know

diurnalfreak666,
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@binkle @D@poa.st @nike why are you bringing them indoors they'll freak out! they've never been indoors before except warehouses

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