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eris

@eris@akko.disqordia.space

Heh heh heh. I'm sadistic. Evil. Chaos incarnate. Demigods fear me. I make demons afraid. Watch yourself if you step in my way. I can hex you with my eyes closed.

Wait, did you just interact with eris disqordia? Ummm #fediblock i feel so unsafe, this dangerous monster must be stopped for the safety of the frediveese, these irony poisonoed channer humor degenerates are so scary I need an adult uwu >.<

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eris, to random
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You're breaking up with me?

After I made memes for you?

eris, to random
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WHERE IS MOON SPC

eris, to random
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Disqordia is full
Tumblr go home

eris, to random
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So Gargron is transphobic and people are leaving Tumblr for it and now it's called X?

eris, to random
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That makes two sites I'm on now where the CEO is transphobic

Love it

eris, to random
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Eris Disqordia is coming to Fortnite

Ukko, to random
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@eris damn now we have pedophiles on Disqoriotcityia, if eris was here she'd straighten this place out in no time

re: https://akko.disqordia.space/objects/40c0375b-b22e-4b89-8552-9f428b911e89

eris,
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@Ukko he's 43

eris,
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@Ukko he's too old to play Ken which is like 20

eris,
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@meso @Ukko that says more about the movie lol

Ukko, to random
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@eris the difference between a dominatrix and eris in thailand is that the dominatrix takes your money BEFORE beating you up

re: https://akko.disqordia.space/objects/deff1afb-28cd-4c4b-8555-e98cf4c4a5f1

eris,
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@Ukko "you like ladyboy? Come come"

The chaser has woken up tied to a chair still under the effects of the sedative. He sees a blurry eris in the distance counting his money.

eris, to random
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What if I moved to Thailand and joined a tgirl gang that jumps and beats the shit out of tourists

eris, to random
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Yeah I got PTSD

Plans to suck dick

Ukko, to random
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@eris hey girl your liking gap is wide af, mind if i fuck it?

re: https://akko.disqordia.space/objects/eb73adc5-898d-4b10-9a9d-c651979f7b33

eris,
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@Ukko oh that's not--

eris, to random
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I wish Mastodon posts came with info that the instance is open registration, and we could just ban based on that

eris, to random
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Bro I'm half ready to go allow list only federation, fuck this spam

eris,
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@Ukko I don't see any of it but I'm just thinking about the server load that I don't see

eris, to random
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Contrary to how fedi might perceive me I actually have such a deep fear of being disliked in any way and that affects like everything I do

Like it doesn't even matter who it is. Stranger in the street doesn't like me, I'm thinking about that for weeks. Close friend disapproves of something? Existential crisis.

Have to confront someone who's being shitty? I'd rather die thank you.

Fedi is kinda fun tho, it's like my outlet to get over that in a way.

eris,
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@Ukko I have a three letter abbreviation for you

eris,
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@Ukko ILY

eris, to random
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>imagine being a cis Disqordia user

Damn no one remembers emilis, huh?

eris,
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@nyahahaha ew kys

eris,
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@Ukko @nyahahaha no time for eris love, desktop thread

eris, to random
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I think it's not settled until we have closing thoughts on the closing thoughts, and then we wrap it up with highlights of our favorite moments, followed by reactions and a roundtable discussion of where we go from here

eris, to random
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explaining the lore

eris,
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@mia its a telegram sticker pack that rdrama stole and made their mascot

eris,
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@apophis @mia its why I always laugh when I see folks use Marsey that otherwise avoid anything with bad connections

Like @winter loves Marsey

eris, to random
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Wait hold up was this the "evidence" they gave ashten lol

That's so funny... I was just confused cause I thought it was a Linux instance, and was like what did I do 😂

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I'm back from my nap what did I miss

eris,
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@vriska the tomato community forgave me

eris,
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@vriska yeah I said a slur against tomatoes (ketchup) and tomato.social got mad but then I made a token tomato friend who gave me the pass

eris, to random
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POV you're about to be wokescolded by the most annoying person you've ever encountered

eris,
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@Ukko please don't fediblock me

eris, to random
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Lol

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eris, to random
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@Ukko her pronouns are they/them

re: https://akko.disqordia.space/objects/29014268-a12c-45f0-856e-e93f95cf4fb1

Ukko, to random
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@eris wanna meet?

eris,
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@Ukko mods??

eris, to random
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This is a post...

...about a girl named Lucky...

👩🏼

mia, to random
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given that akkoma uses a RDBMS as a document database, i propose a fedi software that uses a document database as a RDBMS. make all the indexes using document keys and do locked lookups for cascades and constraints

eris,
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@mia this app makes me feel dumb as hell I swear

eris, to random
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I saw a tiktok where this girl said "I don't get men who say they don't chase to attract. As a man it's your only job."

It's sad how straight women don't understand the perspective of men... Like, so many men have crippling fears of being considered a predator, making unwanted advances, etc and just need girls to give them something that implies that it's wanted.

Like women say all the time how like, they'll say yes or give in to an advance when they weren't really feeling it. And a lot of men are overly cautious about that and then just assume lack of being engaged with means lack of interest and move on.

That's on the girls. It's a two way street. You gotta show some interest back if you want to be pursued. You can't have that unfair expectation of relentless pursuit in a one sided way

Arcana, to random
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Honestly quite curious that a bunch of the poly people on here have no idea how they'd even fill a 10 room home, let alone a 50 room home

I could fill a 50 room and then some

Seems curious because you'd think if anybody could find a use for a large space it would be the group relationship havers

eris,
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@marine @Arcana tbh a lot of people I've been attracted to have been poly

It's honestly unfortunate because it's not something I'd be comfortable with so I end up losing out on some hot partners.

eris, to random
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I do this but it's because I'm autistic

re: https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/111857149551589894

eris, to random
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why do they call it in N out if you put the food N and out in food the?

eris, to random
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threw up these bans FYI

>but eris shouldn't you just ban them user by user I wanna talk to chud1488

no

eris,
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@Ukko at most I only imagine Arcana would wanna debate / mess with these idiots but I'm sure she can figure out other ways to do so

eris,
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@Ukko yeah plus it takes 10 seconds to ask Moon for an SPC alt if you really want to talk to anyone

lethe, to random
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If you identify as a nazi and think that's an example of a successful movement, I hate to tell you about what happened to the nazis in history...

eris,
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@meso @rdr @lethe @sapphire is the covid vaccine misfolded

eris, to random
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I'm just yeeting the whole domains who harass yall so keep em coming

eris, to random
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Gonna find someone bitching about me for pissing the wrong way soon

Ukko, to random
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Ryan Gosling is a he/him lesbian

eris,
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@Ukko checks out

coolboymew, to random
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Palworld is out on Steam

So, is it even good? Honestly, the biggest reason I'm keeping an eye on it is that Pokemon really need that wake up call

eris,
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@coolboymew seems like video game sites can't shut up about it so it must be popular

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