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nyx

@nyx@social.xenofem.me

Empress of Xenofem.me :: one of many nyxes (moonstruck girl) :: one or several nyxes :: her name is grief :: I'm an angel and the devil :: #faustbro

a sentient colony of mold. a real life NEET schizo femcel. prophet of gay sex.

"the published, revered, and reviled woman queen" - https://social.xenofem.me/users/lilli
"she's the only post modern writer I respect" - @vriska
"a big deal in the insane people community" - https://social.xenofem.me/users/llllllllllll
"i think if jesus had a child. it would be u." https://social.xenofem.me/users/Erato_Heti
"i can't comprehend you but not in a normal way" - @quasar
"nyx land is my savior" - @anna_ambrosia
"triple retarded in an era where most are unwilling to even be double" - https://social.xenofem.me/users/erin
"I feel like I can really rely on you to say the most ominous shit I’ve ever fucking heard in my entire life at any given moment." - https://social.xenofem.me/users/kittenlikeasmallcat
"I'd expect Nyx to more like have a crypt than a harem" - @lanodan
".......in a single sentence you've encapsulated every problem i've had on fedi over the last 6 years, simply incredible" - @killeveryhetero
"sometimes i wonder if xenofemme users speak a different language to mine" - @mia
"you're the internet schizo of all time" - @dushman
"you are honestly my favorite new crazy person" - @a7
"your so mentally ill that your pussy doesnt grip it fucking bites" - @tiskaan
"so true (what???)" - @gamer
"your not just not unbearable, you're bearable!" - @straw
"i hate you" - @m

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nyx, to random
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extremely soy observation to make but this is quite literally a plot point in the dystopian sci-fi show Severance lmfao what the fuck

nyx, to random
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it is so completely insane to me that there are companies making like literal bionic/neural implants and yet they aren't required by law to release the source code and schematics for them. like disabled people are essentially being forced to choose between being blind/vision impaired or rent their fucking eyes from a company that can decide to arbitrarily stop supporting their implant or brick it remotely

nyx, to random
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it kinda feels like the death of SPC casts a lot of doubt on the long-term viability of Pleroma, which was already known for having issues with database corruption. it's also made so much worse by how activitypub requires you to throw away a domain and an entire instance's worth of posting history if a server breaks, and also gives you zero ability to provide any kind of redundancy for post history. like, every so often I think about these things and wonder how this is the absolute state of fedi and people just accept it

nyx, to random
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why did everyone just rapidly become deeply insane within the past few years

nyx, to random
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having a gf is bloat. I follow the eunuchs philosophy of doing one thing and doing it well

nyx, to random
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those who don't die before turning 30 will wish they had

nyx,
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@arcana see above

nyx, to random
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shoots u with the CIA testicular torsion ray gun

nyx, to random
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people who do drugs are exactly like how they're portrayed in the media. we have no regard for our lives and are mindless hedonists who will capriciously throw it all away just for one more hit of weed meth and regularly go into psychotic states where we tear each other apart like animals

nyx, to random
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thinking of getting into DIY lung cancer (rolling my own cigarettes)

nyx, to random
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type of girl who has 32KB of RAM and mounted hellfire missiles

RustyCrab, to random
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If you are in Texas, please confirm this on your work computer

nyx,
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@a7 @RustyCrab based, total PornHub death

straw, to random
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need goth boots im gonna become a goth do you think i can pull it off? @meso @vriska @nyx @scathach

nyx,
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@vriska @lucy @straw @scathach @meso /tttt/ brainworms make people unattractive and uninteresting. it's a self-fulfilling prophecy

nyx,
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@straw @vriska @lucy @scathach @meso you've never even met me irl or know what I look like but if you say so

nyx,
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nyx, to random
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I love how libs and radlibs will be like "but WHAT IF fascism happens in the US" while it's basically an unspoken fact that the CIA assassinates (actual ones who expose the fucked up shit the govt is doing) journalists and whistleblowers. idk how to tell you this my guy but the US has been a fascist state for decades

nyx, to random
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Joe Biden really went mask off when he said in his State of the Union address that for his second term he's just gonna start personally boiling Palestinian children alive

nyx,
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@vicki that dog burying thing was so utterly insane

Ukko, to random
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CC @nyx

nyx,
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@Ukko true lol :xf_maogun:

bl00d, to random
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member that adidas tights i was drooling to? i just ordered them :akko_grin:

nyx,
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@Ukko @bl00d need a girl who

disarray, to random
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Midwest > Eastern Europe any day of the week

nyx,
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@disarray cope

Ukko, to random
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@eris the difference between a dominatrix and eris in thailand is that the dominatrix takes your money BEFORE beating you up

re: https://akko.disqordia.space/objects/deff1afb-28cd-4c4b-8555-e98cf4c4a5f1

nyx,
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@eris @Ukko * the chaser wakes up in an abandoned warehouse in a tub filled with ice and a mysterious scar on the side of his abdomen

vriska, to random
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Keep going to bed at like 8 smh

nyx,
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@vriska same except it's 8am

nyx,
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@vriska why would you wake up at 5am @_

ink, to random

has Mushroom Communism ever really been tried

nyx,
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@ink it's called third worldism westoid

nyx,
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dangerdyke, to random
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help we havent girlkissed in like a whole week

nyx,
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@dangerdyke it's been almost two years for me

nyx,
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nyx,
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@Arcana @dangerdyke why's that surprising

nyx,
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@Arcana @dangerdyke I throw out the strongest "do not even fucking talk to me" vibes possible when I'm in a space with more than three people I don't know

nyx, to random
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scathach, to random
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Valentine's Day this year is the start of Lent so while y'all casuals are out snogging I'll be inside, alone, mortifying my flesh and meditating on the incomprehensible beauty of God 😎

nyx,
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@scathach >mortifying the flesh
I need to make a cat o' nine tails

Ukko, to random
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Girl i just gotta ask you, where have you been my whole life?

And can you go back there?

nyx,
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@Ukko they say this to me all the time

nyx, to random
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poly vs monogamy is really just a question of whether you'd rather have trauma happen in parallel or serial

nyx,
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@Arcana this is why I describe most of how people practice poly as "monogamy at scale"

nyx,
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@7666 @Arcana the thing is that it would be healthier for most people to just admit that they want to sleep around a lot instead of having to label everything as a "relationship". most people I've observed who are poly impose that label onto something that could function better if it was more like, "yeah I like this person and we fuck sometimes but we both know there's no potential for any long-term commitment here and that's fine"

nyx, to random
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I think all neurotypicals should be killed :hehe:

nyx,
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my communist state would be kinda like a Kafka novel where there would be all sorts of inscrutable bureaucracy that you would have to navigate through in order to prove that you're not NT, but it'd all just be designed in accordance with how autistics and schizos experience the world by default. to the normie it would be a surreal nightmare that ends in their execution, to insane person it's just a day at the DMV

nyx,
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@Alephwyr one of my weirder conspiracy theories is that what we call "neurotypical" or "sane" or whatever is actually just a neurotype that has become the dominant one by having a tendency towards violently repressing and wiping out all other neurotypes either consciously (in the case of sociopaths) or by being easily manipulated by sociopaths. we always see shit in media about how schizos are like, dangerous and violent and shit, but in real life the people who commit serial murder and mass killings are just a more extreme version of what is already the status quo

icedquinn, to random
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AI is worthless.

nyx,
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@scathach @icedquinn thanks :comfythumbsup:

mia, to random
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if you like my posts you should send me $1000

nyx,
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@mia good thing I don't like them :smugcat:

nyx,
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@Ukko @mia as a matter of fact mia owes me money because I'm sure I've threatened her with violence at some point

nyx, to random
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the year is 2037. I've been transitioning for 20 years. president Vriska Ganondorf has just legalized recreational fentanyl, which I take in the gender-neutral bathroom of the AWS (presented by Walmart) office I've been working at as an SRE for the past three years. despite being paid $350K per year I am only able to afford an all Soylent (presented by Amazon) diet. I share a brain with nine different nyxes and live in a four bedroom house with 27 other trans women. the total number of roommates when accounting for headmates is in the triple digits. fortunately, some of them are puppygirls and sleep outside (gender-affirming doghouse), which means we have more space than most. covid vaccines are distributed in a system of pneumatic tubes built in 2033 in compliance with the measure passed in Joe Biden's third term to handle the daily new covid variants. getting vaccinated is now as normal and frequent as eating meals once was. the media tells us that in China testing positive for covid results in immediate sterilization of the patient and their entire bloodline, but the US has had an isolationist policy since the Sino-amerikkkan war of 2024, so no one knows for sure how true this is. little do I know that in less than a year, a long-forgotten UNIX bug is going to cause the collapse of civilization.

nyx, to random
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none of you are ready for my theory that polyamory has become a meme among younger generations because of social media decimating many peoples' attention spans

dushman, to random

Son what is an agp twinkhon

nyx,
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@Arcana @rat @dushman I have no idea idrk what you look like and wouldn't recommend playing this game because you never really know what someone looks like until you've met them IRL (and even then sometimes it isn't enough)

nyx,
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@Arcana @rat @dushman I've seen one picture of you with most of your face obscured by aviator sunglasses

nyx,
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@Arcana @dushman @rat also you saw nothing

nyx,
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@Arcana @rat @dushman nobody is capable of perceiving me

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