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syzygy

@syzygy@gh0st.live

God, I'm dead.

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RustyCrab, to random
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Whats a recommended program for manipulating PDFs that isn't adobe? I have to scan in a huge stack of papers double sided and each set of sides is going to come out as one PDF (there is nothing I can do about this) so I need to be able to take the two PDFs and interleave them

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
troff :trollface:

pernia, to random
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is this good or bad

syzygy,
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@pernia @meowski
>he can't mentally keep track of allocations

syzygy,
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@pernia @meowski
I've never used valgrind because I'm not a sissy, and I intend to keep it that way.

syzygy,
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@pernia @meowski
Just rerun with -s like it says.

syzygy,
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@pernia @meowski
Can you READ.

syzygy,
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@pernia @meowski
Illiterate, screen reader using, Google assistant nigga.

RustyCrab, to random
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Stuck in a meeting and I have to pee :niggavoid:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Piss yourself.

LnCvty, to random
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New here, not sure how this place works quite yet. Does this show up to other people?

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @LnCvty
Just smash dat like

syzygy, to random
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@MutualAidVisibility @mutual_aid @mutualaid @mutualaid

My Russian friend and I need club sandwiches and Mexican beer ASAP.

We need at least $80 USD in six hours!

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RustyCrab, to random
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Is it considered compulsive lying if there's someone you really don't want to talk to and you give whatever answer results in less talking

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I do that constantly.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I find I can wriggle my way out of most conversations with just "yeah, nah, I dunno."

graf, to random
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the s3 provider btrfly :btrfly: was using emailed me 2 weeks ago to tell me they were ceasing operations this coming week and still charged me for march. moved backup solution to another provider and ran manual backups. if you're a btrfly :btrfly: customer you're welcome

syzygy,
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@Cocoa @Jonny @graf
Where do you live currently?

syzygy,
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@Cocoa @Jonny @graf
Jonny was right.

syzygy,
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@Cocoa @Jonny @graf
Sorry kiddo, I don't make the rules.

syzygy,
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@Jonny @Cocoa @graf
FUCK YEAH MAN!

syzygy,
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@Jonny @Cocoa @graf
He's JIDF, you gotta get him.

syzygy,
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@Jonny @Cocoa @graf
DICKHEAD I'M A LEB.

RustyCrab, to random
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syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Nigyphus.

RustyCrab, to random
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being caught in the trap of liking indie metal but having to avoid the atrocious vocals :crabyss:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
That's why indie black metal.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @sneeden
God, that's awful.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @sneeden
And that's why black metal is better, you can't have shitty vocals if the vocals were meant to sound bad in the first place.

RustyCrab, to random
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Fellas is it gay to wipe your ass

syzygy,
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@Rocc @RustyCrab
Firehose, pleb.

RustyCrab, to random
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not clickbait (real (real))

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Hell yeah!

pwm, to random
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Cold soup enjoyers get the bullet

syzygy,
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@pwm
Shoot me, nigga.

pwm, to random
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I have some BANGERS I'm my downloads folder just languishing my god im such a memer

syzygy,
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@pwm @RustyCrab
>behead all satans
>lemurs
I'm gonna fucking lose it.

syzygy,
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@pwm @RustyCrab
This is an op.

paula9, to random
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ill figure this out
once i learn how to be a man im going to start dating trans girls and being the ideal bf

syzygy,
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@pernia @paula9 @tiskaan @allison
Damn gurl are you the isolated secondary winding of a transformer?

RustyCrab, to random
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wait a minute... slack let's you JUST UPLOAD emojis?
boys, it's :niggacheese: time

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Please add :gayniggersfromouterspace:.

RustyCrab, to random
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Please stop shaking your leg in public it sounds like you are furiously masturbating

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Bitch I am.

binkle, to random
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d-did you guys see it or am i safe

syzygy,
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@deprecated_ii @RustyCrab @binkle
If you tattoo a mouse on your dick, when you get erect it turns into a rat.

zero, to random
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syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @zero
Garfield's McRibbed dick.

RustyCrab, to random
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Tyler stop giving me ☕ my heart is going to explode

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
:rockstar:

RustyCrab, to random
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serious question: do you think having protonmail as your main normie email gets you on a watchlist

syzygy,
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@sleepingnevi @RustyCrab
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RustyCrab, to random
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AT ONE SLICE OF PIZZA AND I GREW AN EXTRA CHIN I'M NEVER LISTENING TO YOU FUCKERS AGAIN
:niggafat4::niggafat5::niggafat6:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Acquire the metabolism of a meth addict.

RustyCrab, to random
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This is one of the hardest days I've had in a long time. I might actually order a pizza.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
niggapizza

RustyCrab, to random
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I ain't touchin the cheese debate bro

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
:niggacheese:

a7, to random

all the time you spend sitting down and shit posting, try standing up and shit posting

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @a7
Yes.

RustyCrab, to random
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Alright guys I'm wiring up my phone to do text to speech on known network and walking through a crowd. Be nice for about 10 minutes.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I wish to kill the president of the United States.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I'll add no further comment for the sake of legality.

RustyCrab, to random
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please someone help me I am dying of boredom :niggasuicide:

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Yell racial profanities at someone.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
I'LL FUCKING DROP YOU CUNT

meso, to random
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syzygy,
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@pernia @paula9 @meso
He's attempting so hard to appear straight that he's made women gay.

syzygy,
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@Ukko @paula9 @pernia @meso
>he's a male lesbian
It makes sense now.

RustyCrab, to random
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Serious question: if you're running a website should you just block India by default?

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Best to block India, SEA, and south America.

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
Yeah but you might get a Brazilian.

syzygy,
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@dj @RustyCrab
>cloudflare firewall
BOAT CLICKERS GET THE FUCKING ROPE.

RustyCrab, to random
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but did you have to

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab
:abyss:

RustyCrab, to random
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I now understand why fedora is inferior...

syzygy,
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@RustyCrab @binkle @cassidyclown
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