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First Human Patient to Receive a Neuralink Brain Implant Used it to Stay Up All Night Playing Civilization 6 - IGN

The first human recipient of a Neuralink brain implant has shared new details on his recovery and experience of living with the experimental assistive tech.

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6
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@sjw lets give him another surgery so he can play a better game

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taking applications for basement sex slaves please list contact info below

RustyCrab, to random
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You guys are gorfing it up being gorfballs but you fools are actually gorfpilling an entire generation.

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@Wrest @RustyCrab classic gorf hater take

shibao, to random

i've finally fucking figured out the correct way to crack an egg into a pan
you literally just crack it on the inside of the pot or skillet you're using, don't use the edge cuz it'll put egg shells into the egg that you're getting out, but then you also won't drip anywhere cause you're already inside the pan
this should be on the outside of every egg carton

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@shibao @sjw but ive always got hot bacon fat in the pan im not smashing it in there when all you need is a flat surface which is right next to the pan and kept clean

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does "comfort food" necessarily have to be nutritionally unhealthy? i always associate it as such and its usually used with negative connotation like as a guilty pleasure

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@binkle brits will really make bread and call it pudding

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its so cute paula is teaching people to cook

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@vriska @f_o_u_r_t_y i taught myself to cook to impress men and i have only gained more attention from women smh

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i just think None Of The Above would be a good president thats all

Ukko, to random
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This game is rigged!! You can't combine Pipe and Fire Flower!

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@vaartis @Ukko no this is the new alchemy game with surprise mechanics

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meta quest 2 - $300 to play beat saber
valve index - $1000 to play half life alyx
bigscreen beyond - $1400 to play vr chat
apple vision pro - $3500 to browse the web and check emails

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When someone tells me their streaming works better than Twitch after I've tried literally every open source alternative

video/mp4

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@Moon @icedquinn obs has almost never crashed for me on windows. makes me think theres an issue with the server that could happen on ffmpeg.

kaia, to random
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in-line or loop ear?

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@icedquinn @kaia
>the weight of the drivers
actually weigh very very little. the drag from the chord are 99% of the "weight" in the system. thats why airpods etc work perfectly fine without any additional anchor

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how about you "cosplay" in a well fitting suit and tie and give a firm handshake to get that job

Moon, to random
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maybe I'll ad a bot @wokenews and every post will be [noun] has gone woke.

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@Ukko @Moon this happened back in like 2019 when he transitioned from moonman

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"Throw me to the wolfes and I'll come back as a father"

cc: @sjw
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@Nudhul @kumicota @sjw throw me to the wolves and ill cum

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tumblr is so fed up with the modern internet all the users are starting to get into free software now

its so wild to see all the insane women i follow on there suddenly talking about shit you guys talk about

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@vriska damn finally the unix weenies can get their lives destroyed by unstable women too

lebronjames75, to random

malnourished twinks eating garbage
together

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@lebronjames75 @olmitch room for a third?

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lmfao xbox recommending me to uninstall starfield

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u can have a little sensory deprivation, as a treat

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@binkle lmao silence isnt real theres just varying levels of not hearing tinnitus

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i cant wait for the next kanye west album vultures to come out on december 15 2023

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sorry guys shaggy isnt gay nor is he a furry nor is he a stoner if you think otherwise you dont know enough lore

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a light dusting of 8 to 14 inches

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i mean, a heavy pounding of 8 to 14 inches until 3am on Saturday

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@nosleep typical friday it cant be helped

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_about_mice_and_rats

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hey does anyone else smell carbon monoxide?

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dear diary today i successfully avoided fingering my butthole

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mile, original: 1,000 paces of a roman legionnaire
mile, today: about 2,000 steps
metre, original: 1/10000000 of the meridian of earth through Paris
meter, today: The distance travelled by light in vacuum in 1/299792458 second

SI just makes SENSE guys. its all so SIMPLE and EASY TO FIGURE OUT.

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@nosleep how many minutes in 100 seconds need a calculator to solve that

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hmmmmm

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    @nosleep little boy?

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