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yockeypuck

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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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graf, to random
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@sjw

yockeypuck,
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@graf @matty @sjw What the deuce?

yockeypuck,
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@graf @matty @sjw You're welcome brother.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @3AM_drunkpoaster @matty @sjw

yockeypuck,
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@eee @graf @3AM_drunkpoaster @matty @sjw This prompt didn't work out.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @3AM_drunkpoaster @matty @sjw I don't feel comfortable about this.

yockeypuck, to random
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I don't support the houthis because I like piracy. I don't support the houthis because I like brown people. I oppose ZOG, simple as.

graf, to random
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please congratulate @yockeypuck and @Riamu for gratuating to head janny (admin) and getting their wings (their poast email account)

some jannies were also chosen (3, maybe 4) standby for an announcement of that later today or tomorrow by @milk

time for beer and gaming

yockeypuck,
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@milk @graf @Riamu

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graf, to random
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RT: bae.st/objects/8d5601cd-75e8-448e-80aa-dd9a2142bb02

yockeypuck,
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@graf @sjw You're never alone on a Friday night when your friends are online.

yockeypuck,
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@tyler @graf @sjw Standing by at my computer with broom in hand. :janny:

yockeypuck,
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@graf @tyler @sjw poast 👏 dot 👏 com 👏 is 👏 ready 👏 for 👏 a 👏 tranny 👏 janny

yockeypuck, to random
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With apologies to @Riamu, @mirusu, and @IAMAL_PHARIUS.

Shadowbroker2135, to random

Takes ten minutes for my work computer's browser to open and it only goes to one site.

yockeypuck,
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@Shadowbroker2135 >Windows NT
>30 years

What do you mean, it hasn't been that long, right?

yockeypuck, to random
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@anime_outdoor Brother what are the approximate dimensions of your weeb fanny pack?

SuperLutheran, to random

hindooism everyone. muh-dik but, like, everywhere around the country and in their shrines.
britannica.com/topic/lingam

yockeypuck,
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@Umlaut @nugger @SuperLutheran

pinemarten, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @pinemarten Louis Slotin.

RustyCrab, to random
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the first fediverse instance ever thrown off a roof

yockeypuck,
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@RustyCrab Underrated cyberpost.

yockeypuck, to random
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On an even more depressing note are there any music players left for Android that between the OS breaking every two months and devs being devs don't suck shtetl cock to use?

yockeypuck,
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@nike VLC is perfect for playing a file and lousy for enjoying a music library.

yockeypuck, to random
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Oh.

yockeypuck, to random
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This is how I order at Buffalo Wild Wings.

"We are leaving Buffalo Wild Wings."

WoodshopHandman, to random
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I think I found a channel on youtube that does AI generated music

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman No bro that's just Oasis.

graf, to random
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100% of the 25 or 26 employees working at this tim hortons are indian

yockeypuck,
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@graf @thegreatape SURE GLAD THEY SAVE MONEY ON LABOR

yockeypuck,
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@graf @thegreatape When I was young people would work at Pizza Hut and not only have an apartment, they'd own their car.

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@graf
black_night.mp4

black_night.mp4

yockeypuck,
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@graf @sjw indians

yockeypuck, to random
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Seriously, look at this shit. This is an EMD E-unit, not an F40PH, and Comet commuter cars, not Superliners, on a consist way too short for the Empire Builder, and there's no Hitler and the train's not on the tracks.

shedinja, to random
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And...there it is.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/0953547b-19c8-4537-a859-00049545cb01

yockeypuck,
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@givenup @BowsacNoodle @Fash@poa.st @ChristiJunior @DEERBLOOD @shedinja I'm sorry, poast's AI isn't able to generate the simplest thing.

PraxisOfEvil, to random
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Think I fixed OBS, will try one more go with Rick@Nite tonight, you guys might get to see a patented Rick meltdown as my boomer ass fails to understand how to stream!

yockeypuck,
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@graf @charliebrownau @TeaTootler @transgrammaractivist @PraxisOfEvil What's that, graf, it uses INTERNET (((PROTOCOL)))?

twipped, to random
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Amtrack has no fucks left to give.

https://www.tumblr.com/assumptionprime/738628025019777024

yockeypuck,
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@twipped The jew fears the passenger train.

yockeypuck,
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@twipped But I'm gonna level with you, I'm pretty sure that's not actually Amtrak.

leespringfield1903, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @leespringfield1903 Dr. puck? I'm CIA.

Vril_Oreilly, to random
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it is insanely fucking cucked that we didn't burn down cuckingham palace after this shit

yockeypuck,
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@Vril_Oreilly Me when there's electoral interference

yockeypuck,
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@Vril_Oreilly But there is no electoral interference.

Are you an INSURRECTIONIST?

BigDuck, to random
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The Poast List

yockeypuck,
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@BigDuck Flight logs to Canada Island

RealRaul, to random
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Valkyrie at the beach

yockeypuck,
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@RealRaul Getting out away from her smoke detector chirp.

yockeypuck, to random
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Too many hellthreads today. Time for a poast we can agree on.

This is the most beautiful woman in the world.

yockeypuck, to random
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I love quoatpoasts.

RT: https://comfyboy.club/objects/c0e1007e-49d3-4497-91a2-a84ea6804a9c

yockeypuck, to random
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I'd fire 40 shots into her. I can save her.

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/210443df-0d65-4ed0-9ed8-24f72610d453

yockeypuck, to random
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Starting to doubt I really will get a gf in 2023.

RustyCrab, to random
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Burritos have two modes:

  • frozen
  • 30 billion degrees
yockeypuck,
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@qwerty @RustyCrab foreign muck

anime_outdoor, to random
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should have made this an actual poll

RT: https://poa.st/objects/8b01c512-b7ae-4340-bf3d-c51e479823a0

yockeypuck,
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@anime_outdoor

yockeypuck,
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@BigDuck @ImperialAgent @anime_outdoor My wholesome e-girl thread has gone off the rails.

yockeypuck, to random
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Men only want one thing.

yockeypuck, to random
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I just catnoearsed your poast.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cat ears (points) on your poast and Fediverse account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral reacts. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other poasters, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Fediverse?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making poasts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional catnoears react, which may put your commenting and poasting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a catnoears. Can you un-react it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a catnoears. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to poast PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of catnoears appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the react and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on poast dot com. I will continue to issue catnoears until you improve your conduct. Remember: poast is privilege, not a right.

graf, to random
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alright fellas here goes

yockeypuck,
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@graf How did Zoe Quinn fuck all that?

alex, to random
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Wife got me a nut milker and I made pistachio milk.

yockeypuck,
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@alex Is your wife not your nut milker?

graf, to random
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fellas what do we think about me taking a half and half salted caramel baileys and coffee for the road

yockeypuck,
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@graf Make sure to poast while drinking while driving.

graf, to random
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>hackernews bros joining poast
lol uh welcome i guess, nigger

yockeypuck,
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@graf hello I hear you're loosely moderated

yockeypuck, to random
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You have to admit the kikes make good music.

yockeypuck,
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@graf

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